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The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! After reading your test results, I found that you have a potential homosexual tendency! ! And it's hard to cure!
This guy said, oh, my god! What's the good news?
The doctor said shyly, I find you very cute.
2. There is a fat man. ..........
Jump off a tall building ...
It turned out to be .......
Fat bastard ..
3. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when he was crossing the street, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" " Since then, it has become a cucumber. ...
The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. Make the lunch box blue.
There is a polar bear playing with a penguin, and the penguin plucks his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" "
The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.
Teacher: Xiaoming?
Teacher: Xiaoming
Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!
Xiao Ming: Zhi ~
7. An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?"
The camel said,' Stay away from death, I won't talk to anything with a penis on my face!
Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.
Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.
Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.
Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.
In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.
9。 One morning, an officer known for his strictness asked the early soldiers, "Are you cold?"
Xiao Bing replied: "Not cold!"
The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you shaking?"
Xiao Bing replied: "Frozen!"
10. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.
Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.
The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.
Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!
Then the man roasted the squid. ..
1 1. One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a drive.
The car is running out of gas, and there is a gas station next to it. When driving by, a sudden gust of wind blew my boyfriend's hat away.
Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her:
"I'll get my hat, you help me to refuel. 」
Not far from her boyfriend, she heard Xiaomei shout behind her:
"come on Come on! 」
12: I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have all recovered.
13: An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:
"Turn left?"
A: "Yes"
So ... hang up. ..
14: One day mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.
15: Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...
16: There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.
17: The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
18: A pair of corn fell in love …
So they decided to get married …
On the wedding day ...
One corn can't find another corn …
This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?
Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.
19: The music teacher played a Beethoven tune.
Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"
Xiaohua: "Yes"
Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"
Xiaohua: "Piano."
20: Q: Two people fell into a trap. Dead is dead. What's the name of the living person?
A: Call for help!
2 1: Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
22: One day there was a mother-in-law in the car …
Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way. ...
My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this?
Driver: This is my ass … ..
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