4~5 humorous stories in English, with Chinese translation (written on a handwritten newspaper, I hope the jokes can be more serious.)

Problem solved. Collection. Looking for humorous stories in English. 10 tags: humor stories, english, humor english english. Humorous humor. story story.

Then it’s a bit difficult~

It’s not too common~~

You also need to bring a translator. . Answers: 11 Popularity: 11 Solution time: 2009-04-11 13:14 Report I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it." "Son, why did you plug your ear with cotton? Is it infected?" "No, teacher. You said yesterday that the knowledge you told me goes in one ear and comes out the other, so I have to keep it in. " "I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your. boy's tooth." "Twenty d ollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!" "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office." "I'm sorry. "Ma'am, I charge $20 for your child's tooth extraction." "$20! Why? It's only $4 as promised." "Yes, but your child scared the other four patients away." ” TWO: Teacher: We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cause it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. Teacher: We all know the principle of thermal expansion and contraction. Now, who can give me an example? John: Well, the days are longer in the summer and shorter in the winter. The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". The teacher teaching evolution had been talking for almost two hours, and his topic came up again: "Let me introduce the theory of evolution Let me ask you a question—if we once had tails like baboons, where are they now?” “Let me try,” said an old lady. “We must have worn them away from sitting here so long.

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