Seek: drama

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Two people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Two people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Two people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Two people: Of course.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Two people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Two people: Do you want to talk about it or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Two people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Two people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

They fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Students, students, comrades, with-

Two people: Just say it!

Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!

Two people fainted.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: I have no strength!

League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!

Two people get down: alas!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Hurry up, hurry up, let's-

The bell rings. )

Communist Youth League Secretary:-Let's eat!

Two people: Yes!

& lt The boy and his tree

Once upon a time, there was a huge apple tree.

A little boy likes to play under the tree every day. He climbs trees, eats apples and takes a nap in the shade ... He likes to play with trees, and trees like to play with him.

Time passed quickly and the little boy grew up. He no longer plays under the tree every day.

"Come and play with me." The tree said.

"I am no longer a child. I will never play under the tree again. " The boy replied, "I want toys." I need money to buy toys. "

"Sorry, I have no money ... but you can pick my apples and sell them, so you will have money."

The boy picked all the apples excitedly and left happily. The boy didn't come back for a long time after picking apples. The tree is very sad.

One day, the boy came back and the tree was very excited.

"Come and play with me." The tree said.

"I don't have time to play, I have to work and bring home the bacon. We need a house. Can you help me? "

"Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can cut off my branches to build your house." The boy cut off all the branches and left happily.

The tree was very happy to see the boy so happy. However, the boy did not come back for a long time. The tree is lonely and sad.

One hot summer, the boy finally came back, and the tree was very happy.

"Come and play with me!" The tree said.

"I'm not happy, I grow old day by day. I want to go sailing and relax. Can you give me a boat? "

"Build your boat with my trunk, and you can sail away happily." The boy cut down the trunk and made a boat.

He went sailing and didn't show up for a long time.

Finally, after many years, the boy finally came back.

"Sorry, son, I have nothing more to give you ..." The tree said.

"I have no teeth to bite apples." The boy replied.

"I don't have a trunk for you to climb." The tree said.

"I'm too old to climb." The boy said.

"I really can't give you anything except my dying roots." The tree said with tears.

"I don't need anything now, I just want to find a place to rest. After so many years, I am tired. " The boy replied. Sketch script, resume cover, free movie

"That's great! Old roots are the best support for rest. Come, sit next to me and have a rest. "

The boy sat down, and the tree was very happy and smiled with tears. ...

This is everyone's story. Trees are our parents. When we are young, we are willing to play with our parents. When we grow up, we leave our parents and only come back when we need something or encounter some trouble. In any case, parents always support us and try their best to give us everything that can make us happy. You may think that boys are too cruel to trees, but that's the way we all treat our parents!

Happy New Year!

Hello, happy holidays!

B: Huh? Festival? What festival? Is today your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring a red envelope!

A: What a mess! His birthday has already passed!

Oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?

No way. You don't even know what day it is.

Why should I know? Is today important?

A: Of course! This is a holiday for all of us.

Oh, I see, today is National Day!

A: Ah, it's not 1 October1day yet.

B: That's Women's Day! Let's wish all mothers in the world a happy holiday (sing: mom, mom, dear ...)

A: Wait, wait, wait. Wrong again!

Is that labor day?

A: (Laughter) Did the three-day holiday of 5. 1 make you sleepy? (touching each other's forehead)

B: Go, go, you are so stupid! Isn't it New Year's Day?

A: Ah! Are you kidding? ! ! !

B: I won't fool you. How can students laugh?

A: Ah! I'm a clown?

B: Look at your figure. You are not a clown. Are you an elephant?

A: Well, well, I won't argue with you on the big holiday! Let's wish all teachers and students a happy holiday!

Yes, but I can't!

A: Ah! What are you up to?

B: There are activities at school during the day. What can I do without me?

A: How about the evening?

Guess what I'm doing?

A: A rare holiday. You must watch TV!

B: vulgar! Your score is too low!

Ah, your score is very high. How tall are you?

B: You're welcome. I am as tall as TV.

A: Ah! You are a star! No respect! No respect!

It's nothing. It's just an occasional show or something It is rare to show your face on the screen! In fact, you can too!

A: Me? May I?

B: Of course! Let young friends have a look: Look at this little head, smarter than a smart rest, more beautiful than a flower fairy, and smaller than a crayon. ...

Please stop. Besides, I'm almost a Japanese!

B: She's a super beauty anyway!

Are you kidding? I have to ask you first.

B: Is there anything else to ask? Only you!

I'm not that good. I blushed! However, everyone usually calls me cherry maruko.

B: (Secretly: Is she a cherry ball? I'm still taro watermelon! )

Great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station. (Pull by hand)

A: Hey, hey, don't pull me yet!

We have to hurry!

A: Your family doesn't own a TV station. Your dad is a big star. Who will let me in as a pupil?

Yo, you don't believe me, do you?

Yes, one of our pupils wants to be on TV, so Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse have long been unemployed? Let me guess. People won't even let me in the gate.

B: Then let's talk to the doorman's uncle!

A: Say it well? Do you want me to die in the street like a beggar: "Uncle, have pity on me, please pull, I won't live if you don't let me in!" "

That's because they are used by bad people. We don't have to be so miserable!

What should we say? We can only say, "Uncle, let's go in! We're not young, we're over 20!

B: Huh? Over 20?

A: Yes, two people together!

Do you still think he is senile?

A: Then he said, "Uncle, if you let me in, I will give you a big bottle of Wahaha." ? Drink my Wahaha,

The food is sweet. Mom, I want to-wow, ha ha!

Look at you. You are not famous yet. You advertise like a star! I'm telling you, it's not necessary!

A: Can I really get into the TV station?

B: Nonsense, to tell you the truth, we are the hosts of the New Year's Day party today!

A: Hey! We can also be hosts?

Sure, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 100 times higher than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?

So what will happen this year?

B: Listen to me this year.

A: Huh? Are you still the chief director?

B: that's not worth it! Last month, I wrote a letter to the TV station asking for the opinions of my classmates.

Talk about our thoughts and ideas in detail, alas! Guess what, people really adopted it!

Really?

B: They all praised me for my courage to participate, and also said that I have a sense of reform and innovative spirit. That's amazing! Small ambition is big!

A: Wow! Students, let's applaud our big star!

B: (takes a sausage out of his pocket as a microphone) Thank you, thank you! Everybody's applause! I must do better than Sister Juping!

A: Hey! It really is like that!

B: (takes a bite) Ah! It tastes great!

A: Cough, cough! Why did you eat first? Tell me about the "June 1" party!

B: The main idea is that the big studio should be decorated into a beautiful fairy tale world. There are hundreds of birds forest, colorful wooden houses, exotic flowers and grasses, glass palaces and all kinds of big building blocks, which are shining with wonderful aura and colors under the changing computer lights.

A: It's really beautiful!

B: With classic children's songs from all over the world, it's really poetic!

A: The stage must be beautiful, too, right?

B: Of course! They are all the best schemes selected from the designs of small painters in various countries, and then integrated together.

Wow! That's simply beautiful! It is easy to get lost if you are not careful!

What's on at the party?

B: Wow! That's great! Let me introduce the cast first.

A: Who's there?

B: Here is the hero chorus "Singing the Motherland" in one hundred patriotic movies, which is performed by 65,438+000 young actors.

A: Good! Carry forward the patriotic tradition and strive for the rejuvenation of China!

B: This is a large-scale song and dance festival, which is performed by famous cartoon actors at home and abroad, such as the Monkey King, Snow White, Magic Pen Ma Liang, Xiao Sanmao, Flower Fairy, Gourd Baby, Black Cat Sheriff, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Smurfs, Transformers, Doraemon, Crayon Xiaoxin and so on.

A: Good! It symbolizes the world children's grand meeting!

B: There are small chorus, small ensemble, small dance, sketch, small acrobatics, small martial arts, small cross talk and small drama.

Magic, games ... everything.

A: Really rich!

B: There are also young reporters interviewing the top ten teenagers. The host invited our space hero Uncle Yang Liwei to meet with you.

Children thank parents, teachers and children artists who have worked hard day and night for our healthy growth!

A: Yes! Should, should!

B: Children's representatives from poor areas are also invited to take the stage to accept our holiday gifts and blessings.

We are hand in hand and heart in heart.

B: Young calligraphers, painters, photographers, poets and inventors perform live!

A: What a rich program!

B: Yes, the applause at the scene is definitely louder than snoring!

Who are the guests invited to the party?

B: Leaders and celebrities from all over the world are here! Even Grandpa Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, is here.

Unfortunately, three important people are missing.

Who's missing?

President George W. Bush of the United States.

What a big shelf this old boy has!

B: What! I was burned in the backyard by the Iraq war.

How can you come and play with us?

A: Who else is there?

B: Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein!

His house caught fire, too?

Your house is on fire! Our old comrade-in-arms Lisa is on trial at the International Court of Justice! Besides, George W. Bush is not allowed to come!

A: Hey! What a pity! Who's the other one?

That is the famous terrorist leader-bin Laden!

A: It should be bin Laden, right?

B: It's all the same anyway.

What happened to him?

B: At present, I am hiding in a cave. If I call him, he won't even answer, and he doesn't know the address when he writes!

We really don't know how to contact him!

A: He'd better not come!

B: Why?

A: When he comes, there are only two people left in the big studio!

B: Where did everyone go?

A: At the sight of old bin Laden, he ran away!

B: Then why is there another one?

A: That's the big star!

B: Who is it?

A: Isn't the host not afraid of death?

B: Ah! It's me ! !

A: Who else is there?

B: I won't do it! I'd better run quickly!

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! "

Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "

Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

..... Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily with a book in his arms.

Etiquette: essays on teacher-student etiquette

In the course of Marxist philosophy, Mr. Ma Zhe talked with relish on the stage, and two students in the audience were also talking endlessly. ) Ma: Students, the world is material, material is moving, movement is regular, and laws can be mastered! Got it! . . . . . .

The teacher found that the two students in the audience only cared about themselves and didn't listen to his lecture, so he went to find those two students. )

M: I said, what are you two talking about? Come on, come on, tell me. Come on, you (a student)!

(Two classmates are embarrassed. One of them blushes and stands up)

Ma: (the teacher picks up the cup and asks), tell me what it is! ?

Isn't this a cup?

Teacher: Who told you this is a cup? I told you it was a bucket, okay?

A: Everyone knows that this is a cup. ! Joke, how is a bucket?

M: I told you! The world is material, you can say it is material, but you can't say it is a cup. Any substance is named by people!

A: But it's just a cup. I'll call you a bucket!

Man: What? What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? Say it again!

A: I didn't say anything!

M: Then let me ask you why you didn't go to class. From the beginning to the present.

A: No! I've been listening!

Really? Let me ask you something. Tell me, why is the dog alive?

A: Huh? Why is the dog still alive? It's just for food and shelter!

M: Then why are you still alive? ! You want to eat too! ? Then are you like a dog!

Teacher, how can you say that? How can you swear!

M: I didn't scold you, I was just being reasonable! You said that you kept saying that it influenced everyone and my speech! Chairman Mao taught us to study hard and make progress every day. How do you understand this man?

Excuse me, teacher. He has been discussing anti-terrorism with me just now, but he didn't pay attention.

M: Is this classmate very conscious? Ok, then tell me, what is General Secretary Jiang's "Theory of Three Represents"?

Theory of Three Represents theory? On behalf of. . . . represent

Man: Why can't you say it? This has a lot to do with our usual life!

B: Oh, on behalf of, on behalf of my interests, on behalf of everyone, on behalf of the interests of General Secretary Jiang and his old people.

Man: You. . . You . You can't teach a boy or carve a piece of rotten wood! Come with me to the department office after class!

(A, B, dismount)

The second act is in the dean's office.

M: Counselor, I can't teach this class!

Auxiliary: Yo, why are you so angry?

Ma: The students nowadays are all turned upside down! I don't even know what Theory of Three Represents's theory is! There are still some fallacies in class! How can such students be worthy of the new China created by proletarian revolutionaries, the Party and the people of the older generation? Have no theoretical knowledge at all, you should educate them well!

Fu: OK, OK, I will. Don't worry.

M: I have to attend a seminar on people's work. I have to go first. Review (for both parties)! Max is watching you! (End)

Auxiliary: What are you two standing for? Sit down.

A and B: Oh, thank you, sir.

Auxiliary: Do you know why you are here?

A: Yes, talk in class.

B: But what the teacher said was so boring that we were really bored.

Auxiliary: Oh, so you mean you can stop listening if you are not interested? !

A: We didn't say that.

B: Teacher, that's what you said.

Auxiliary: Oh? All right! Then let's talk about something else. Hey, do you know the latest NBA game?

A: the rockets finally won. Yao Ming scored 25 points 12 rebounds and 6 assists. Awesome!

B `: What? What is Yao Ming? O 'Neill scored 30 points! He is the king of the basket.

Have you forgotten? Yao Ming wore two O 'Neill hats last time.

b； So what! If you are that tall, you can build it.

A: I'm not interested in O 'Neill anyway. Say whatever you want.

b； Yao Ming is so thin, I don't like it! What you said has nothing to do with me.

They were speechless and ignored each other. )

Auxiliary: Why not call?

A: He doesn't like Yao Ming. It's no use talking about it.

B: He is not interested in O 'Neill. He is casting pearls before swine.

Auxiliary: Oh, you know, if others are not interested, there will be no enthusiasm for speaking, and so will teachers. How can a teacher teach a good lesson if you don't listen? You should learn to respect each other. Only by respecting others will others respect you!

(A and B look at each other and bow their heads in shame) Auxiliary: Teachers sometimes give boring lectures, but he pays his own efforts! You should respect his contribution! Based on the people-oriented education policy, we not only teach you knowledge, but more importantly, teach you how to be a man. It takes three generations to make a gentleman. Your future success depends on your present accumulation. Respect for others is the first thing you should learn. Do you agree with me when I say this?

A and B: Teacher, we were wrong.

(End)

Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

School edition, reflecting the relationship between teachers and students.

One set: a lecture desk, three sets of tables and chairs.

Characters: teacher, student Yang Erya, student Li, student Bonny.

Chen Sing: Hello everyone, I am very happy today ... (Take a seat on the stage)

Li Sang: The sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at each other. ...

Yang said: last night, the west wind withered the green trees, just downstairs, and there was no way to study.

When ... (Who is it? ) may

Yang: Hey, big news, big news! Ban Ren is angry with me again, and our class has changed to a new one! I heard that the surname is Hou.

Chen; Well, a "sheep" just left and a "monkey" came.

Li: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan.

Yang: OK! If you don't loosen your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right thoughts, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah!

Teacher; : enter the classroom "class!"

Chen: Get up and stand up.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. First, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My surname is Hou.

Student: "Monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...)

Teacher: Be quiet. Let's ask the students to introduce themselves.

Yang: Teacher, her name is Bonnie and her name is Li.

Chen and Li: Her name is Yang Erya.

Teacher; Don't students know who they are? Ask someone to introduce you. Ok, shall I announce the results of the monthly exam? Yang erya 76,

Li 67, Bonnie 49.

Chen: Ah! We're going to fry shredded pork with bamboo boards again tonight.

Yang and Li: What do you mean?

Chen: Don't you know? Every time I come home from the exam, the score below 80 is women's singles, the score below 70 is men's singles, and the score below 60 is mixed.

Double, please I'm dead this time.

Teacher: Stop it and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and your feelings must be very profound.

Teacher: OK, why don't you read the reflection for everyone?

Li: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test papers are re-issued, and the results are unbearable. I'm still scared about last time. This is just a theme.

Change. When will you stand out? Like a river flowing eastward.

Chen sang: Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how bad my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have received, and how bitter my skin is. in fact

My heart hurts more than anyone else.

Yang: When can I get a high score? I have nothing to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to be strong. Smell the chicken in the third watch the chicken in the fifth watch.

Unfortunately, life is dull and wisdom is incomplete. Sighing books and the sea, I should hate it, too. Who says I am not strong-willed, the moon is full of rain and shine, and life has advantages and disadvantages?

It is difficult to go to the sky. This is an old question. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan.

Teacher: You complained before I complained. Hey!

Sing: I don't know, why? Students are not what I imagined, or they can't find the direction of education, let alone full of hope. Standing in the classroom,

Tears poured down my heart and I didn't know where to go.

Student: wink at jokes.

The bell rings ...

Student: The first battle was successful, yeah! Go home!

Teacher: In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset. My mind is full of students. (Say:) No! This gang

This little guy seems to be aiming at me on purpose. It doesn't seem enough in my eyes. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh!

Let's get started.

Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so clean? Well, there's a new tablecloth, yo, and a chair cushion.

Teacher; Start class. Today we are going to learn the calculation of parallelogram area. Look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand.

Now I put the speakers together. What do you see?

Student: Whispering to each other and doing little tricks.

Old City Singer: Look at other students. Look at me. I'm doing well here. Take a look first.

Student: I look left and right, up and down, but I just don't understand. Start (a disease) ...

Teacher: Hey! Is there nothing we can do? Shall we call it a day?

Chen: No, no, Li and Zhang Jiagen had a fight. My head is broken. Why don't you go and have a look? And: Go ahead.

Teacher: Wait for me at the door. Don't go, just study in the classroom. Leave it to me.

Chen: Li is miserable this time. His family is so poor, how much should the medical expenses be?

Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is ill.

Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

And: let's pray for him.

Chen Sing: I pray for Li Neng's safe return. Although she was injured, it would be nice to come back.

Yang Sang: I pray that the teacher will be lenient and never fire me.

Li: I walked into the classroom with gauze wrapped in my head.

Teacher: You look calm. It's okay. I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class.

Yang and Chen: Hey, how's it going?

Li: You're welcome. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, he didn't say anything. He helped me find a doctor before and after running, and paid the medical expenses without saying a word. see

My head is bleeding and the teacher is crying like a crybaby. Is it unkind of us to treat him like this? The teacher is a bully to us.

Student: We all misjudged her.

Teacher: Class!

Student: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Stupid.

Li Sang: Sorry, sir. It's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to make you sad.

Students sing: I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't embarrass you. I really don't want to make you angry.

The teacher sang: it doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have realized your mistake. You don't have to torture yourself sadly, and you don't need too much commitment. only

It is enough for me to ask you to study hard. A person's life has many memories. It will be sweet to think of you.

Teacher: Today, we are going to learn a short poem, a love poem.

Teacher: Love is a mountain spring.

Yang: How many dry hearts have you nourished?

Teacher: Love is rain and dew.

Li: How many happy families have you given birth to?

Teacher: Love is spring breeze.

Chen: Drive away the cold in winter.

Teacher: Love is a lighthouse.

Yang: Let the distance between heart and heart be no longer far away.

Teacher: Extend your heart.

Student: Stick out my heart.

Teacher: With our hearts.

Student: With our love.

Dedicated to: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.