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To my late menstruation.
I hung up the phone and I couldn't listen to a word the leader said on the stage.
My family and I rushed to the menstrual home and stepped into the bedroom. I saw that I was lying in bed with my nose breathing oxygen, a tube in my throat and my eyes closed.
Mother hurried forward two steps, close to the ear of menstruation, and shouted "Sister-"menstruation did not respond, and she was unconscious.
Mother saw something was wrong, so she told Yan Jie to look for old clothes for menstruation. When she found an old dress and a pair of old shoes bitten by rats, she told six niang, Sister Hang and I to go to Qixing City to buy old clothes.
We looked at the face of menstruation and thought it could last for a few days or ten days. I didn't expect that our things had not been bought yet, and my family suddenly called to say that my period had gone.
I hurried to the menstrual home and saw that the old man had stopped on the door panel supported by two benches on the edge of the hall. I couldn't help feeling sad, and tears came down.
My mother fought back her grief and brought old clothes for menstruation, so that people could find wooden strips for dressing. We put on our clothes one by one, tidy them up, and then put on our menstruation in too many cooks.
Mother sat at the foot of menstruation, dressed her sister in brand-new black socks and looked solemn.
I took another sock and put it on my menstruation carefully, touching her skin. It was still soft and warm. For an instant, I couldn't help thinking how sad I would be if my mother died one day. ...
When I came to Yan Jie's house before, I saw my menstruation sitting on the sofa that entered the door, moping all day, always thinking about locking the iron gate, so as not to let anyone touch upstairs and steal things; She is always reluctant to eat the fruit at home and throw it away when it is rotten. She'll pick it up and say she wants to eat it. Sister Yan always feels pity when they pour leftovers. She refused to disappoint them and insisted on eating them. Once, she had a stomachache and was ill for several days.
Therefore, Yan Jie was very angry, and it was inevitable that she was fierce. She said in tears that they couldn't tolerate her and wished her to die early.
We often clean her up and eat what she should eat. Times are different now. If you live well, you don't have to live carefully.
But she is still thinking about things at home, watching the door and guarding the home every day, afraid to relax. On holidays, we want to take her back to her husband's house for the holidays. She is always reluctant to leave, staying at home alone, dark, and even unwilling to turn on the light.
Speaking of which, my grandmother and Yue had a particularly hard time.
Grandma has two daughters, menstruation and mother. My grandfather died when my grandmother was 38 years old, and she still had a posthumous child in her stomach, that is, my mother. Grandma raised two daughters with a handful of shit and urine. Because it's not good to make Fenjiu at home, I was wasted for three days by skin fights and ice. I was orphaned and widowed, and I was scared and lacked food and clothing. Needless to say, it is very bitter.
Menstruation is bigger than his mother 13 years old. After the two daughters got married one after another, grandma was alone in the old house, and her mother took her home to take care of her.
Grandma is a capable person, hard-working, busy outside, helping her daughter to take care of the children. Our four sisters were brought up by grandma.
Menstruation visits my old mother at home every year. Before she left, she forced her grandmother to buy something to eat and wear.
20 10 On the 16th day of the first month, my 90-year-old grandmother left. Old, hunchbacked, menstruation almost never passed her sister. However, there is a continuous blood relationship between her and her sister and daughter Yan Jie.
Menstruation and menstruation's childless life. First, they adopted a daughter, Pingming, and then they married far away in Zhejiang. My mother gave birth to a son and two daughters. Mindful of her sister's loneliness, she wanted to have a son to adopt until menstruation, and she gave birth to a daughter (me). The mother was afraid that the child was too young to take care of it, so she asked the third child, Yan Jie, to menstruate.
Menstrual aunt spent her whole life in noise. She has a bad temper and often breaks things. Menstruation is always submit to humiliation. Maybe she felt guilty for not giving birth to a daughter and a half for her aunt in her life.
Hard-working and capable in menstruation, I went to an agricultural middle school, with a good academic record and a good writing style, and worked as a brigade accountant. After the household contract, she is busy in the fields every day. All kinds of fresh fruits and vegetables are planted in the garden, and flocks of chickens and ducks are raised at home. There are two or three grapes planted in front of the door, climbing up the wall, and lush grapes are hung among the green leaves.
Menstruation has long been hunched, hunched, and walking with small steps.
She is very patient. When feeding the chickens, she always barks, holds corn in her hand and scatters handfuls among the chickens. Seeing the chickens crowded behind without food, she took special care of them and patiently waited until all the chickens were full before leaving.
So, all the chickens knew about menstruation, and as soon as they saw her push the door and come in, they fluttered their wings to welcome her.
One of the great pleasures of Yan Jie and I when we were young was to wrap a headscarf, bow down and learn the walking posture of menstruation, and tease the chickens to pounce on us.
Sometimes when we are bored, we will have some fun, catch two hens, put socks on their heads, and watch them stagger and laugh like drunk.
Aunt Menstruation likes Yan Jie very much.
When I was a child, Yan Jie and I came back from watching TV in the stockade at night and walked to the corner of our neighbor's courtyard wall. Yan Jie cried, "Dad-Mom-"Menstrual menstruation immediately ran to meet us, held Yan Jie in her arms and took her home.
At home, Sister Yan wants wind and rain. She was a little unhappy, so she took it out on the mosquito net at home and took out scissors to cut curtains and clothes.
Therefore, menstruation always uses needle and thread to sew a large piece of white cloth, which is cut and mended, and then cut and mended. Patches are stacked one after another, thick and strong, and it is difficult to transmit light. Sister Yan and I often sleep during the day without knowing it.
I spent most of my childhood at Sister Yan's house.
I like to sit on a small bench at the foot of an old wooden house at sunset with a book on my knee. I bathed in the afterglow of the sunset and watched quietly. Tired of watching, just look at the vibrant vegetable garden next to the old house, with elegant roses with beautiful stems, or run to the vegetable garden to chase butterflies and dig earthworms. ...
After playing enough, you can always eat hot meals cooked during menstruation.
My aunt likes reading books and newspapers, and often takes out a sentence or two to test me. When I said I didn't know, my aunt told me the pronunciation and meaning of this word with great interest. After picking vegetables from the garden during menstruation, I picked them and washed them, and my aunt took them to the vegetable market to sell them.
Yan Jie TV University went out to work after graduation. I sometimes go to the city to play and go to Yanjie's house to sleep at night. I am very happy every time I go during my period. She cooks for me politely and never lets me get involved. I just sit and wait for food.
Later, Yan Jie went home to get married and have children, and stayed with her menstruation to take care of her.
A few years ago, I had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage during menstruation. I stayed in the hospital for more than 20 days and went home. She seems to have recovered physically, but her mental state is not as good as before. She often sits alone and sulks, talking to her and cleaning her up. She is still worried and only indulges in her own world.
A few years ago, my aunt died. Now, menstruation has suddenly gone.
Menstruation is frugal all my life, I don't worry about eating and wearing, I work hard for my family and think about my daughter. Finally, he left in a hurry without leaving a word.
Maybe it's God's best arrangement that menstruation is in such a hurry? She didn't suffer anything, and she didn't drag down the children at all.
1 1 On the day of the funeral, it was raining heavily. Maybe God is also crying for such a kind old man? !
When I came back from the funeral, I thought of lying alone in the cold field during my menstrual period, and I couldn't help thinking of the poem in Mr. Yu Guangzhong's Homesickness:
"Later, homesickness became a temporary grave. I am outside and my mother is inside. "
Unconsciously, I couldn't help but burst into tears.
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