How many people have you met who drink the most liquor? Did they joke after drinking?

I know a man who never stops drinking until he gets drunk. He often wears other people's shoes and clothes when drinking at parties. Once I drank more than a kilo of white wine, I went home at night and went to the wrong building. I knocked on someone's door and shouted, open the door, old woman. I'm back. Open the door, old woman. Finally, he woke up the owner of this family, opened the door and gave the drunkard a beating, and both his teeth were knocked out. Through this training, he will never drink again.

About two bottles of Moutai, it seems that nothing happened after drinking, so you can speak freely!

The director of the party school office is drunk, just having fun! It's midnight in winter in northeast China, so I don't go home outside the community. What should I do? The wind is so cold that it's freezing to death. We dragged him to the fifth floor. When we knocked at the door, Teacher Niang opened the door. Why? Drink again. No, it's not high. The director came into the room at attention. My buddy and I looked at each other. Too fucking speechless.

I was not busy at work in 2000 and needed to study. Examined the economic management of the party school, our district is a heavy industrial zone, more than 30 kilometers away from the urban area. There is also a battalion commander who has changed jobs and works in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

We always go to class together and are too far from home at noon. Just take a bite at noon. It's too cold in winter, and sometimes it's on the hour. This guy can drink, not to mention a bottle of white wine. Drinking can't delay class, just walking. Always thinking about nothing and drinking a lot.

One day, this buddy called me, and the head teacher and office director of the party school went to Linxian to invigilate. Pass by our place and arrange it when you go back at night. Of course, it's good to get together for a drink.

Dinner party at night, so this guy is a comrade-in-arms party. Only the head teacher and I are outsiders. Drink it! Who's afraid of who!

Wine leads to three rounds, and food leads to five flavors. Happy, everyone is tall. Especially these comrades in arms, they haven't been together for many years. When people reach middle age, they feel a lot.

When I was a soldier, I was so close that I drank too much. It's not childish talk, it's middle-aged talk All kinds of languages are coming up, and sometimes I really can't stand it. Grandson, son. Ha ha! It is more realistic. Let's have a try. There is a big back span in an instant. Honey, this is true brotherhood.

Embarrassed once, I went out to talk to the class teacher.

Drink well, seven or eight bottles of white wine are dry, and I can't remember the beer. It's midnight. The head teacher and the office director both live in the city. What should we do in winter? A heavy industrial zone more than 30 kilometers away from the city.

I found a car, and then I saw the friendship of war. This guy has to go to town to deliver goods

I'm drunk, and the cold wind in winter, although in the car, must not be so tight. When the wind blows, I have a headache. I'll send the head teacher home first. When I arrived at the office director's community, the director got off the bus and somehow just didn't go home.

One minute I pee, the next minute I vomit. It's freezing cold, and it will soon be frozen through. When the cold wind blows, I have a headache. Very annoyed. I have to hold the director in case something happens to him. The key is playing! A while on the ground, a while rolling. Lie in the trough! I really want to kick him.

The car was still on fire and died on a cold night. If you miss, you'll be in trouble.

Do you know his home? No, I know. I asked my buddy to take him home.

The director said he wouldn't leave, but the demo competed with me. I winked at my buddies, stood up one by one and dragged the director into my arms like a dog.

The first act appeared.

In the corridor, I couldn't help it. I was afraid of my wife, so I played sober outside. What comrades? You're kidding.

Dude, just hey hey, don't say anything.

In class, I met the office director. He put on airs again and pretended as if nothing had happened.

Pop-up, Lao tze homework door. I can't ask you anything!

There is a colleague in my unit named Dahan. The unit leaders are dissatisfied with him and always like to find fault with him. He is also more resilient. No matter how the leader finds fault, he just silently confronts him without saying a word. The leader really has no choice. There is not enough reason to dismiss him. This big fellow is Han Han at ordinary times, so we have a nickname.

The fool drank too much, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Why is the leader always targeting him? The drunk fool couldn't walk in a straight line, so he went back to the unit and found the leader who had been staring at him.

The drunken fool is cursing the leader. Damn it, why are you always targeting me? Are you embarrassed? You're itchy, and you're not convinced to scold the leader.

I swore at the leaders of the unit who usually love to find fault, and I was convinced. Never dare to do it again. The big fool didn't stop, and finally he was taken away by other colleagues.

As can be seen from the leader of our unit, he usually pretends to be grumpy and fearless. I was as soft as a sheep after being hit by a electric gun. Later, according to Dahan's own account, he drank a catty of white wine that day, and this courage came up.

The biggest drinker I have ever seen is two and a half bottles of 53-degree white wine. He is a little vague, so he can feel for himself. We will accompany him home. I admire you so much.

People who have drunk make a lot of jokes, which are embarrassing to say.

1, a man was drunk and in a hurry to urinate, so he started holding a thin pole in front of passers-by. After that, he tied the pole with a belt He just didn't realize that he couldn't walk, so he was very angry. He vomited on the telephone pole for a long time and scolded it for a long time. Later, his family came and took him home.

2, there is also a drunk, ran to the first love home to confess, and stayed. The problem is that the first love has a boyfriend, and we talked for many years.

3. There is also a drunk who sleeps at home until midnight. He was in a hurry to urinate. He couldn't find the toilet, so he peed in the trash can and drank a lot of beer.

I've seen a catty and a half of white wine, two bottles of beer and half a bottle of red wine in a short time, which doesn't delay my work. The long time is eight or two bottles of white wine at noon, then 12 bottles of beer all afternoon, then four bottles of half a catty of white wine at night, and then 10 bottles of beer at night. After drinking, I am wide awake. I heard that the most common one is four catties of white wine. The key is not to delay things, but this guy is in excellent health. He missed the wine. Before drinking water, he put the towel under his arm, and soon he could wring it out of the water.

There is a classmate in college who can drink 2 Jin. It is said that his body is immune to alcohol and does not absorb it. I don't know if it's true or not, but he can drink it anyway.

I have been talking and drinking, and I don't know how much I have drunk, so I have never seen drunkenness.

Hello, I have seen several old classmates get together and drink directly in a big bowl when chatting. In the end, seven or eight people drank about six pounds. After drinking, several people collapsed on the lawn of the park. Spend the night on the park lawn.