Ancient and modern jokes about 10 words

A patient with liver disease was secretly drinking in the ward and was found by a beautiful female nurse. The female nurse scolded: "Little darling!" "

The patient excitedly replied, "Little baby!"

Are you depressed? If you are depressed, please take a wooden stick tied with a rope and stand on the roof and swing hard. If someone asks you what you are doing. Just say, "Nothing, I have a seizure!"

Yesterday, someone asked me if the mayor of Nanjing was called Jiangqiao, and I said no.

He said that when I was crossing the river by train in Nanjing, I saw a billboard saying: Welcome to Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge!

One day, I told you that you were a pig, and you said: I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help but announce loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

The prisoner was shot. The first shot didn't go off because of the poor quality of the bullet, and then the second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, eldest brother, you strangled me! It's fucking horrible. .....

A prisoner of war got a disease and his left hand was cut off. He asked the enemy to send his left hand back to his motherland. The other party was very moved and did the same. Soon, his right hand was also cut off, and he once again requested that his right hand be sent back to the motherland for approval. Later, his left leg was amputated, but when he asked to send it back to his motherland, he was rejected. The prisoner of war asked, "Why can I do it twice before, but not this time?" The other party said solemnly, "We suspect that you escaped in stages."