Cold jokes can put boys to sleep.

? The following are some stories that I recommend for you to put your boyfriend and girlfriend to sleep.

Sleeping story 1: puppy's Sunday

The puppy is the "little emperor" of the family and never works.

One Sunday, the dog came to the Woods and met a little monkey who was drawing water by the well. He said to the little monkey, "Little monkey, come and play football with me!" " ""Hum! "The little monkey twisted his head and said," I have to fetch water. After I finish, I have to do other things. I have no time to play football with you. "The little monkey didn't want to play with the puppy, and the puppy pursed his mouth and muttered," Hum, what's the big deal? I won't play with you! " "

The dog walked and met the rabbit watering the flowers. He said to the rabbit, "Rabbit, rabbit, let's play football together!" " ""no! The rabbit shook his head and said, "I have to water the flowers." After watering the flowers, I have to help my mother with the housework! "The rabbit doesn't want to play with the dog, and the dog complains," Son of a bitch, what flowers do you water and do housework! " "

The puppy walked and met the kitten who was planting trees. He said to the kitten, "kitten, kitten, let's play football together, shall we?" "No, no!" The kitten's head shakes like a rattle. "I want to plant trees. I want to make the forest more beautiful. "

Dogs are walking around in the Woods, and monkeys, rabbits and kittens … don't play with them. He is very unhappy. The dog came home and complained to his parents, "Why would they rather work than play with me?" Mom and dad said earnestly, "puppy, you are in the third grade." You shouldn't be so playful. You should also learn from others, work hard and do housework. " The dog thought to himself, "Anyway, there is no one to play with me, just work." "so, the puppy helps mom and dad mop the floor and tidy the room ... unexpectedly, labor is also very interesting.

The puppy had a meaningful Sunday.

Sleeping Story 2: The Adventure of the Ball

I am an ordinary egg. One sunny afternoon, I was unfortunately selected by my young master to participate in a once-in-a-century "Egg Protection Competition", and my master named me magic dragon before I started.

On the first day of the activity, I realized that I had suffered great misfortune. The master gave me a new home in Anli, which contained a sponge and a combination lock. It should be a good thing, but the master accidentally put it down too hard. With the master's scream, a small hole appeared in my * * *. The master ran to his room, returned with a full load, picked up the double-sided tape and gave me a lot of money. Five minutes after the operation, I was already dizzy.

Today is the second day of the activity. My master will take me for a ride in his school and classroom. As soon as I came to the classroom, I saw an old friend in the market at a glance. What makes me sad is that several of my companions died in the spring: "Huh?" Where am I? "I shouted. Under a shock, I can preliminarily judge that my master is running. I shook the playground and heard that my companion was coming.

1 of "pa". I stuck my head out, and sure enough, another classmate had been smashed to pieces. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to escape a danger.

The last day. For insurance, my master stayed at home with me all day. "How boring! Nothing new! " I am outraged, but I hope something will happen. I will speak of the devil and he will come. "Isn't that my master's little turtle green?" This is Green crawling over and scratching my stomach with his paws. I couldn't help giggling. Green climbed to the edge of the table and fell down. "No! I rolled forward hard "pa! "I closed my eyes, but fortunately I was protected by a box, intact. The host heard the voice, and I picked it up in a panic. Finally, I arrived at 12, and my task was completed. This is my three-day adventure, really close!

Sleeping Story 3: Forest Animal Kingdom Singing Contest

The first forest singing contest of the forest animal kingdom, which the animals were waiting for, finally opened as scheduled.

The animals are very excited. After dressing themselves up beautifully, they can't wait to run from home to the performance site to show their extraordinary charm.

Exquisite players and audiences swarmed in, and the performance scene was very lively for a time. The referee rooster issued the long-awaited voice of the animals on time: "I declare that the first forest singing contest officially begins!" " Please enter the four finals in order! "

The first appearance is a confident pig. The audience below shouted, "Come on! Come on! " "Hum, hum, hum ..." The pig spoke clearly and the referee gave it seven points. The audience applauded the pig immediately, and the audience applauded immediately.

The second appearance is the pretentious puppy. "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

The third appearance is the little sheep of the plane. "Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa.

Finally, the humble and cautious duckling appeared. "Gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung! Duck, you sing so well! " At that time, cheers resounded through the sky.

The rooster had to shout at the top of his voice: "I now announce that the third place is a puppy;" The runner-up is a little sheep; The champion is the duckling. Please take the stage to receive the prize! "

Accompanied by the melodious March of Athletes, a wonderful game ended in warm cheers. ...

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