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What are the sentences posted on Moments in isolation?

The sentences posted in the quarantined circle of friends can be funny, positive, or represent mood, etc.

Funny categories:

1. Going out without wearing a mask is equivalent to running naked amid the virus.

2. Children are still mythical beasts. They used to look at mobile phones like thieves, but now they are open and aboveboard.

3. During the Chinese New Year this year, those who can come out to meet are all life and death friends, those who can come out to play cards are desperadoes, and those who can come out for a date are definitely true love.

4. Those who have been quarantined recently should tidy up more at home and exercise more.

5. If you have symptoms, seek medical advice as soon as possible and do not panic or spread rumors.

6. If you don’t get together, I won’t get together, and everyone will reject the virus together.

7. I would rather get drunk than attend a party.

8. If you are looking for a girlfriend, do you want a little cat or a wild cat? If possible, I would like to find someone.

9. On the first day of returning to work, I was so busy that I didn’t even have time to eat two pieces of bread for breakfast, nor did I have time to go to the toilet throughout the day.

Positive categories:

1. Heavy rain can delay our arrival, but it cannot stop us from moving forward.

2.? If you are well, it will be sunny. I hope the epidemic will end soon and usher in a sunny spring.

3. The ice and snow have melted, and everything is waking up. From the cold winter to the early spring, we have been by your side.

4. The Zhu Jin at home bloomed in the cold winter, which made the gloomy mood shrouded by the epidemic a little better. I love life.

5.? I hope that the epidemic will pass soon, all medical workers will go home healthy, so the patients will be cured and discharged, and everyone will be healthy and safe. May the world function normally.

6. Since the outbreak of the epidemic, the most romantic and warmest words in the world are: If you are well, it will be sunny.

7. May people live long after the epidemic. The sea can be crossed by boats, and the mountains can be crossed by roads. The remaining years will be without disaster or disaster.

8.? The sun always shines after the storm. I hope the epidemic will end soon! Give everyone a normal living and working environment!

9.? With good weather, you should have a good mood. Wishes: Just like looking forward to the arrival of spring, look forward to the end of the epidemic.

Mood category:

1. Every day without dancing is a betrayal of life.

2. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.

3. The cherry blossoms are about to bloom, and the fog is gone and the wind is warm.

4. Nothing troubles your heart, and all your wishes come true.

5. Living in this precious world, the sun is strong and the water is gentle.

6. If everything is difficult at the beginning, then the ending must be happy.

7. During these days of isolation at home, I have learned several special dishes.

8. Even though you are isolated at home, you can still see the beautiful spring scenery. I want to go out for a spring outing.

9. I am alone and isolated at home for thirty days. Don't know when it will end?