Funny sentences that can't sleep at night

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, a little annoyed. Take stock of some good night hilarious sentences, welcome everyone to enjoy!

1, children who don't sleep will be dragged to the penalty station by the moon.

What girls need now is not a prince, but a schoolmaster who can assist in mathematics and physics.

I'm going to sleep. Help me turn off the moon. Good Night!

4, sing a hypnotic divine comedy, no longer have insomnia troubles.

5. Everything is going backwards, only staying up late is making progress.

6. Now the business is really embarrassing. Even a free drum-laughing hippo is now a vip.

7, hurry to sleep, your hair does not allow you to think.

8. Good night, piggy.

9. Sleeping, if you don't want me to help you sleep!

10, people trapped by love are not sleepy.

1 1. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit. There are fish in the water. The fish is spitting bubbles.

12, you must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me. Good Night!

13, there is a little star in your heart, and life can shine. Good Night! 14, life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor. Good Night!

15, instead of passive insomnia, it is better to stay up actively.

16, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

17, a little sleepy, am I the legendary sleeping beauty?

18, sweet smile! Go to bed as soon as possible! Have a good dream tonight! Good Night!

19, life is divided into poems, and the moon will give you half tonight.

20. Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.

2 1. Sleeping late makes me sleepy in the morning, and going to bed early makes me sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

22. Sleeping is not only sleeping, but also bringing you into my dream. Good Night!

23. May you forget your troubles, relax and have a good sleep.

24, good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million. Good Night!

25, the moon doesn't sleep, you don't sleep, you are a bald baby. 26. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by weight.

27. I'm going to disguise myself as a little butterscotch, carry a star lamp in the middle of the night and sneak into your dream to say good night.

28. I once stubbornly insisted on saying good night to you every night.

29. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you. Good Night!

30. I have foreign time difference in China.

3 1, I don't want to sleep except at bedtime, and I want to sleep at other times.

32. I have closed one eye, just waiting for you to say good night and close the other.

33. Tuck in the corner, smile sweetly, send a short message, good night and have a good dream.

34. The moon sneaked into the arms of the clouds. How long will it take you to get into my bed?

35, diligent in skin care, tirelessly staying up late.

The above is a good night joke sentence for everyone. I like to remember to collect!