Recite the passage to I English class (2 points, which can be a story or a joke) and read it in 5 minutes. Some of them are translated by the way, so that you can remember them well.

No matter which girl he takes home, the young man finds that his mother disapproves. A friend gave him advice.

"Find a girl like your mother-then she will like her.

So the young man searched and searched and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:

"As you said, I found a girl who looks, talks, dresses and even cooks like her mother. As you said, mom likes her. "

"So," the friend asked, "what happened?"

"Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her!"

Girls like their mothers.

No matter which girl he takes home, the young man will always be opposed by his mother. A friend advised him to say:

"Find a girl like your mother-then she will like her."

So the young man kept looking and finally found such a girl.

He said to his friendly adviser:

"As you said, I found a girl who looks like my mother, talks, dresses and even cooks. As you said, my mother likes her. "

"What happened later?" The friend asked.

"Nothing," said the young man. "My father hates her!"

country gentleman

In a beautiful village in Nottinghamshire, there once lived a respectable squire. He surpassed all his friends in entertainment and sports, and his lifestyle was far from asceticism. A wife, good or bad, her temper proved to be an intolerant curse; But in the end, to his great joy, she died when she gave birth to a beautiful little boy. Strange fantasy man; The father designed to look at the dawn of his son's young mind. Only men should approach him and should not leave him with more tender feelings. "If I have never met a woman," he often sighs, "what squire in this country is as happy as me!" The boy is smart, active and clever, and he has gained unusual pleasure in his study. No teenager's stupidity distracted his thoughts; There are no bright eyes, or unfriendly girls, and those fair half-brothers are so happy, I don't like "beautiful cousins, never in his way;" Until the end, this extraordinary son can pass 2 1 for several years. "

Now that the father has settled down, his promising son should finish his studies when he is 2 1 year old; He set off with a heart pounding with excitement and sent the young man to the rough sea of life. When they entered the town, a young girl tripped, her cheeks were like roses, and her eyes were with a relaxed smile. "Oh, father, what is that?" When this lovely scene appeared in front of him, the young man cried happily. "Oh, it's just a thing called a goose, my dear son," cried the cautious and shrewd squire, who was not admired by their eager eyes. We will see more before our visit is over. "

The blooming girls now walk by with butter and cheese, and their beauty can even please a hermit: "Just geese!" " Said the squire, "Ignore them, dear; There are many things worth seeing here. " When they go forward, every step will see some equally novel sights; And the happiness of young people hardly knows any boundaries, in the ancestors of ropes, wine glasses, and happy songs.

After visiting the town, the father decided to let the boy receive treatment; So, after a pause, he said, "My dear son, a new era in your life has begun today;" Now all these bright scenes and joys, choose what you like, and it will be yours from this minute on. " "Choose what I like?" Cried the merry hermit. "Oh, thank you, dear father, then give it to me-a goose!"

38. squire

Once upon a time, there lived an honorable gentleman in a beautiful village in Nottinghamshire. He plays sports games better than all his friends, and his life is by no means an ascetic. For better or worse, he married a wife. As a result, her bad temper became an unbearable disaster. Finally, she gave birth to a beautiful baby and died. Mr. Squire's joy was beyond words. People have whimsy from time to time. The father decided to personally supervise the enlightenment of his son's young mind, ensure that all contacts are men, and never leave room for more tenderness. "If I have never seen a woman," he often sighs, "who in the whole country can be as happy as me!" The boy is smart, lively and sensible, and likes learning very much. Never distracted by children's nonsense; Never bright eyes, or a cruel little girl, or a presumptuous stunner called "charming cousin" and half like her sister suddenly appeared in front of him. In the end, this ordinary and excellent son finally spent 2 1 year.

The father decided that his promising son should finish school at the age of 2 1. So he excitedly led the young people to the turbulent sea of life. When they entered the city, a young girl walked by leisurely, with rosy cheeks and a smile in her eyes. "Oh, Dad, what's that?" When the lovely figure broke into his eyes, the young man shouted with joy. "Oh, well," cried the prudent and resourceful squire, who didn't appreciate his son's warm eyes at all, "it's just a stupid goose, my dear child. We will see more in this process. "

Flower girls with cream cheese pass by, and even hermits will be moved by their beauty. "Just a stupid goose!" Don't worry, my boy,' said the squire. "There are many things worth seeing here." They walked on and saw the same novel and interesting scene at every step. Young people like watching rope walkers, somersaults, carousels and so on.

As soon as the trip to town was over, the father decided to entertain his son. So, after a short pause, he said, "My dear son, from today on, your life begins a new period. Now, among all these dazzling sights and all kinds of fun, choose your favorite and you will get it immediately. " "I choose at will?" The young hermit shouted, "Oh, thank you, father, then give me a stupid goose!" " "