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I take your jokes seriously.
Even if it is out of reach, I will try my best. After all, you are all my dreams.
After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
I didn't design thousands of encounters, but I tried every means to forget you after the song.
Everyone looks like rivals because they love you.
6. Love is not the first, but the third person is the one who doesn't love.
Seven, don't belong to yourself, why care.
On that day of that year, we met. You were there, I was here, just missed and couldn't meet each other.
Nine, how many bitches think that no one can see through it, but they have long been spurned and disgusted for thousands of times.
Ten, for you, I bet on youth, I lost happiness, how can you let me lose?
I'm glad you really got away after the breakup.
The source of trouble comes from much ado about nothing.
Thirteen, at least in my own time, I try my best to love you.
14. [My body hides a sea of surging love]
Fifteen, you say oh, I say yes, and then you are silent.
If you don't like others for a long time, it's hard to let go of the next tempted person.
Seventeen, girl, do you like chatting with other men? Loneliness is unbearable, right? Give me your home address and I'll send you a box of cucumbers.
18. Stories without results are the most beautiful and the most difficult to forget.
Nineteen, even if I am still this me, you are not that you.
Even though there are many people around, I still feel lonely.
Twenty-one, I don't want to look back, and you don't regret it.
Draw a villain on the wall, hold hands with yourself and declare that you are not alone.
Twenty-three, life without a princess, you have to have a queen's heart, no one will always treat you as a treasure.
I know you don't like me anymore, so I will put my heart away!
Actually, I'm really fine, but you can't see it.
Don't interrupt your joke when I am most serious.
Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!
Feelings are fragile, no matter how deep our feelings were before, we can't change your departure.
When will my grades improve as they did at the beginning #,
In life, you are sad not because you are unhappy, nor because you are unhappy. Look at the sky when I miss you. No matter how far away, we will always be under the same sky. Like a flower, no matter where you are, no matter what the surrounding environment is, you still bloom your own beauty and wonderful life. Change the world with your smile, don't let the world change your smile.
My love for you is like a germ growing at the bottom of a coffin, full of great despair.
Later, all the people I loved too much left, the flowers and trees I planted withered, and my beautiful little colorful fish died. It turns out that I can't keep anything.
Silent night, I miss your tenderness alone, and the painful memory will remain forever.
Don't interrupt your joke when I am most serious.
I'm not afraid that you're just taking part in accidental amusement, as long as the kiss is realistic enough.
Later, I realized how important freshness is, and expired yogurt should be thrown away no matter how delicious it is.
This often happens, because when we say goodbye, we forget to appoint a time for goodbye, and we will live far apart from each other.
I'm afraid my irresponsibility will eventually hurt me.
Maybe someone didn't tell me my life at the funeral after my death and begged you to kiss my epitaph, which read: She loved the wrong person all her life.
The so-called stranger is a stranger at first and a stranger at last.
The last thing I want to say in my life is to let nature take its course.
Young love is always headstrong and doesn't understand love that only blooms once.
"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."
Looking back with hope in disappointment.
Why do you want to prove something to others? Life is better, but for yourself.
No matter what hard shape you grow into, what you love most in your heart are gentle stories.
Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.
Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to keep people from asking you what's wrong.
No matter how beautiful the butterfly is, it will never fly over the sea. No matter how true the oath is, it will not last this life.
Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke. If we don't get together, maybe I will stay with him with deep thoughts until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.
You are still a unique hero, but unfortunately you are no longer my lover.
No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.
Memories are like a wine pool. If you can't get out, you can only die drunk in it.
I'm not afraid that you're just taking part in accidental amusement, as long as the kiss is realistic enough.
In this world, anyone can live without you, but I can't live without you.
It is said that people who are used to invisibility have a scar.
In fact, there are only a few steps from falling in love to not loving, and nothing will stop until death.
I can't tell you happy things, and I can't tell you sad things, not because I'm afraid you're bored, but because I've lost you.
You always inadvertently take away all my strength.
It is not terrible to miss someone when you are quiet, but it is terrible to miss someone when you are busy.
I want to walk away like you, but I'm doomed to fail.
My heart is broken, but even if I move the sky, I can't touch you.
I gave up too much for you, and in the end, I found that you were the one who should give up most.
I can't tell you happy things, and I can't tell you sad things, not because I'm afraid you're bored, but because I've lost you.
How can you forget the person you loved? I just can't find any reason to miss you anymore.
I forgot when we said we would be together.
There are memories because of the past, don't you think?
To like someone is to be happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy. ...
You compare my shortcomings with her strengths. No wonder she hit you.
You and I finally drift away and become parallel lines that never intersect.
I'm tired of looking at my face, and every part is full of hypocrisy.
Love is like a lock. When it rusts, it will open and love will fly away.
I like to sing your taste with my tone.
Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.
Really, feel at ease; Fake, welcome. Really? We are responsible for ourselves.
I-I'll stop it. I'll stop it. My heart hurts. I will use silence instead.
Maybe I'm not the only one who doesn't trust his girlfriend anymore.
Say a word from the bottom of your heart: your promise has fooled others and made fun of yourself.
Do you know that I will be sad? Do you know how flustered I am when I hear the news of losing you?
There are so many happy people in the world, but I am not one of them.
Singing sad songs and recalling the sad past.
Our relationship has faded, and we have less contact, and gradually become strangers.
As if we had never met before, you passed me silently.
I love you deeply, and I will always support you silently behind your back.
In the end, we didn't get together, because I wasn't your destiny takes a hand.
I'm not the only one who got hurt, and the heartache is still so painful.
I can't forget the fatal promise we made.
Happiness has been separated from me for centuries, and I can't touch it anymore.
You still don't understand my heart, but it still dreams of your love.
My love for you has never changed, but you have never stayed for me.
My heart will never be understood by you and my love for you will never be in your heart.
I am afraid of the person you like, but I dare not tell you that I love you.
You owe me so much, I'm afraid you can't pay it back in the end.
The more you want it, the more you can't get it. How painful it is.
I think you're all on paper. I never told you.
It's strange, but my heart still hurts.
My heart is broken, and I can't spell out a complete love for you anymore.
I used to think that youth was a kind of ignorance, but later I found it was a kind of innocence.
How could you leave without saying a word, leaving me alone?
An uneasy heart always beats with your indifference.
Without disguise, you will always be the most important person in my heart.
I gave myself so many excuses that I couldn't keep you in the end.
Some words are forgotten, and some words fade with a smile. This is life.
Your promise fooled others and made fun of yourself.
In fact, it's not that I don't love, but that my heart is getting farther and farther away.
I just want stable happiness, a kind word and a warm hug.
A heart just walks with you quietly, even if you still love me.
Until one day, you will find that you can't go back, so please remember to cherish the present.
It is often only when I grow up that I know that a person's life can be very happy.
I just want to walk with you for a lifetime and be happy together for a lifetime.
Love is a condiment of loneliness and a time machine of joy.
The farthest distance is not that intimacy becomes strange, but that you can't be found in the sky or on the ground.
I don't need your concern, but your real hug.
Please don't remind me when I am exhausted and when I slow down.
At that time, I was naive, thinking that my life was long and I could miss it at will, but now I am obsessed with the original beauty.
If you can't walk side by side, you might as well walk separately.
If you want to go, then I don't want to force it. I don't want to stay. I wish us all the best.
You have the destination you want to reach, and I have the scenery I want to see.
After separation, you have the destination you want to reach and I have the scenery I want to see.
Although you have left, my thoughts have been surging in my heart.
Missing is the sand in my memory. If I keep cutting and thinking, it will remain in my mind.
In the happy years, let's go to the horizon together.
I didn't know the importance of love until I lost it, but it was too late.
Lost love is like lost sand, which can't be found or touched.
I always have you in my heart, but you never put me in my heart.
After parting, I cried alone.
If my joke hurts you, I'm sorry. I thought we knew each other well.
1. If my joke hurts you, I'm sorry, I thought we knew each other very well.
The most handsome man in the world is a man who is dozens of years older than me and still thinks about giving me happiness all day.
It's really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.
The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.
5. Have you heard? It took 5000 times to look back in my last life before I passed by in this life. Good friends like us probably didn't do anything in our last life, just turned around!
6. Take out your temper, which is called instinct; Take back your temper, that's skill!
7. I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. It turns out that fooling around is also a kind of dependence
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
9. When I have you, I will be happy to cry; Lian Xiao will be very sad without you.
10. Every time I do my homework late, two little people will appear in my mind. One said forget it, and the other said yes, yes, yes.
1 1. Book me two tickets to heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.
12. Today, a customer came to the bank to withdraw a time deposit. The first thing he said when he sat down was that I had nothing to say. Hello, I deserve to die.
13. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?
14. I hate your eyes, your lips and your hugs. I hate that you make me laugh and cry, and that you don't like me, but what I hate most is that I like you so much.
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