Two-part allegorical saying (homophonic joke)

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the people in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. The following is my two-part allegorical saying and answer (homophonic joke), welcome to read.

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-(ran to look for eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

A short transition-inner peace (submerged heart)

Horse shops buy pigs-not like this (there is no market)

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Kannonji Fire-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Birthday Shooting-Old-fashioned (Gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Xiehouyu and answers

1. Nail rivets on the copper sheet-one is one and the other is two.

2. Carry a bamboo pole in the alley-go straight.

3. soak coptis chinensis in bitter water-add bitter wine to bitter water

I untie the rope and you push the boat-go with the flow.

5. Put the onion in the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant.

6. Only government officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.

7. Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-neither inside nor outside is human.

8. Flying a kite is broken-it's hopeless.

9. A monkey fishing for the moon-a busy day.

10. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

1 1. Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang.

12. The young monk chanted sutras-a careless mouth.

13. Monks teach monks-be lenient.

14. Marrying a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness at the gate

15. The deaf see the dumb-don't care.

16. Storm in the pond-big event

17. Talking without lighting-slang

18. Rowing against the wind and current-hard support

19. The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-each showing his magical powers

20. Orientals wear tall hats-pretend to be big.

Actor's Xiehouyu and Answers

Actor in front of the stage-whitewashing

Idiots Become Actors-The Stage of Nonsense

An actor in disguise-a greasy face

Actors on the stage-pretending; Acting/performing

Actors (formerly known as professional opera actors) rub their faces-just the surface of the picture.

Actor's makeup-makeup.

The unloading of actors-the truth comes out

The actor took a curtain call-it's time to step down.

The acrobatic troupe's actors have their own specialties.

Two-part allegorical sayings of the zodiac and their answers

1, chicken urine-never seen it.

2, snake into the barrel-curvature is

3, monkeys reading books-fake sven

4. Put the onion on the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant

5, monkeys have long horns-make a fool of yourself

6. put a little on the cow's mouth shell

The sheep got into the tiger's mouth-they got in, but they couldn't get out.

8. Snakes eat eels-specific length

9, snakes drill holes-regardless of the past.

10, bathing in pork soup-so boring.

1 1, tap without pulling the ponytail-the force is wrong.

12, the monkey catches the moon-doing nothing.

13, goat milk-kneeling on the ground

14, dragon boat with shit-notorious.

15, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests-have mercy (green)

16, the mouse bites the ball (guest)

17, the tiger is a monk-a man has a face and a beast has a heart.

18, a donkey's head sticks out of the manger-an extra mouth.

19, dog bites mouse-mind your own business

20, egg shell hair noodles-not much hair

2 1, Dragon Prince jumps into the sea and goes home.

22, snakes eat eels-compare the length

23, the mouse saw the cat-the bones are soft.

24, the sheep fell on the fence-a dilemma

25. Chicken feathers make shuttlecocks-just kidding.

26, two people dance the dragon-a head and a tail.

27, Ye Gong Long Hao-fake love

Eggs hit rocks-more than one can chew.

29. Take ostrich hair from sheep-no way.

30. The mouse eats the cat-a strange thing

3 1, the dog catches the mouse and the cat looks after the house-pervert

32. The chicken pays New Year greetings to the weasel-a trap.

A bull's nose can pierce a ring-let others lead it.

34, Mario hind legs-try to be brave

35, cow's hoof-two petals

36. The beard on the tiger's mouth-who dares to touch it?

37. Dig loach in a pig's mouth-you can't dig it out even if you are dead.

38. Dogs lift curtains-all with one mouth.

39, the rabbit's tail-can't grow.

40, horse fight-see topic (hoof)

4 1, ponytail rubbing rope-can't share.

42, monkeys climb trees-good at it

43, the rabbit's ears-hear far.

44. Chickens hatch ducks-Busy

45, the old cow dragged the broken car-a shake three pendulum.

46, pig skull-dead don't steal

47. Cows eat cabbage, and everyone likes it.

48. Tigers go to the streets-everyone is afraid.

49. Dogs eat turtles-they can't find their heads.

50. Flies on the head of a snake-bring your own food and clothes.

5 1, the old cow is on the nose rope-it can't run away.

52. The longer a dog pulls its internal organs, the longer it pulls.

53. Tigers have wings-awesome.

The bristle brush is thick and hard.

55, the snake enters the hole-it is difficult to retreat.

56. Put the onion on the pig's nose-pretend to be an elephant.

57, the monkey look in the mirror-get carried away

58. The monkey looks in the mirror-he is not alone inside and outside.

59. Fried leeks with chicken feathers-a mess.

60. Sheep sleep with tigers-unreliable

6 1, pig large intestine-can't be lifted.

62. A camel ran out of the flock-what are you shaking?

63. The tiger goes up the mountain-who dares to stop it?

64. The pig arches forward and the chicken squats backward-each in its own way.

65. Rabbit's legs-run fast

66, tiger's mouth tooth extraction-bold

67, the dragon beard-nobody cares

68, the tiger down the mountain-fierce.

69. The dog lifts the curtain-the whole battle has one mouth.

70, the monkey's face-say change will change.

7 1, a rabbit ran out of the flock-small and thin.

72. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts.

73, rabbit's mouth-three pieces

74. the mouse pulls the shovel-the big head is behind.

75, the rabbit's tail-can't grow.

76, the ponytail wears tofu-it can't be lifted.

77. The grass in the cow's mouth-can't be pulled out

The snake got into the bamboo tube-we must go this way.

79. Carp yue longmen-Goldman Sachs

80, the mouse into the book box-speaking like a book

8 1, the dog barks at the moon-rare and strange.

82, ponytail rope-no shares

83. The mouse got into the bellows-both ends got angry.

84. The rabbit kicked the tortoise out-you can catch up with it.

85. Oil the corner-it's sharp and slippery.

Two-part allegorical saying, the answer about 12 zodiac.

1) wolves only bite lame pigs-bullying the weak.

2) Hungry men with guns and pig heads-arguing with each other.

3) Hungry pigs occupy the wooden trough-never let go

4) bleeding pig-get down.

5) The fat pig ran into the butcher shop-the meat was delivered to the door.

6) The fat pig ran into the butcher's house-looking for death.

7) Gouge out teeth and chew pig's trotters-cross lacing

8) Don't cut pork and tofu-bully the weak and fear the hard.

9) Shoot a chicken and drill a haystack-not counting the tail.

10) eggs on the bench-danger

Xiehouyu riddles and answers

1) Zhuge Liang borrows the arrow of the straw boat-if you borrow it, you can't return it.

2) Zhuge Liang released Meng Huo-playing hard to get.

3) Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano-mystifying.

4) Zhuge Liang opened his mouth-full of tricks

5) Zhuge Liang retired from Zhong Da by playing the piano-be prepared for danger in times of peace.

6) Zhuge Liang used an empty plan-forcing himself.

7) Zhuge Liang is anti-Confucianism-all of them have a mouth; Open your mouth completely

8) Zhuge Liang governs Shu-conforming to the people's hearts.

9) Zhuge Liang frowned-the plan came to mind; Suddenly a plan.

10) Zhuge Liang lives in the thatched cottage-talents have not met.

1 1) The heavy hammer falls on the steel plate-it falls with a sound.

12) Zhou Cang vs Li Kui jy-drastic.

13) coup in Zhou Lang-losing his wife and soldiers.

14) Zhou Wenwang invites Jiang Taigong-try to find a wise man.

15) Zhou Youwang's play The Prince-Keeping His Promise.

16) Zhou Yu is ill in Luhuadang-angry and evil.

17) Zhou Yu wears sandals-poor DuDu (viceroy)

18) Zhou Yu invited Jiang Gan-ulterior motives.

19) Zhu De's' pole-name and surname.

20) Mount Qomolangma listens to chickens crow-high-profile.

2 1) paper ingot-empty stomach

22) an umbrella made of paper-no; useless

23) All talk and no practice-all talk and no practice.

24) Pointing at the baldy and scolding the monk-using the topic.

25) Mid-Autumn Festival has passed leap August-reunion has passed, reunion has passed.

26) Enjoy osmanthus in Mid-Autumn Festival-spend a full moon.

27) Chinese medicine shop's book for cleaning the table-I have tasted the ups and downs.

28) Zhong Xu opens a restaurant-ghosts don't come to the door.

29) Tug of War-Qi Xin works together

30) people's horses, donkeys-whoever loves to ride.

3 1) paper horn-can't blow; Stop blowing

32) paper jam-* can't live; Cannot *

33) Insert the bamboo pole into the hen's nest-make trouble.

34) Bridging with bamboo poles-sad

35) Twist Rush in the heart of a penny for a penny

36) Draw water with a bamboo basket to keep out the wind-all failed.

37) Playing with a broadsword in the bamboo forest-you can't open the scene.

38) Phoenix in a bamboo cage-wings are hard to fly.

39) Bamboo screens are full of holes.

40) Make a fire in a bamboo tube-be careful.

4 1) bamboo drums-air to air

42) Looking at the sky with a bamboo tube-the appearance of the hole; Not widely seen.

43) The pig is bitter and thrown into the well-it is deeply bitter.

44) Pigs get acne-disgusting.

45) Pig Bajie wears leather clothes-repeatedly.