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Help me translate the sixty-ninth journey to the west.
If the dry seeds are all the same in nature, it will be endless. There is always something wrong with thinking, and harmony is as good as ever. In one day, when you finish your work, you will learn the law. I can't tell the difference between going west and going east to lock the cage. Put it in the oven and make it as red as the sun. Lang Lang Hui Hui is delicate and charming. You can ask her to go in and out of Lapras.
Sanzang accepted Monkey according to the words of the Bodhisattva. Bajie and Friar Sand also cleared up their infidelity, so everyone locked up the monkey and the horse, and Qi Xin continued westward together. It's really untold how time flies. The sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. Soon, after the hot summer, it's first frost in March. See:
Thin clouds block the west wind, and the crane is far from frost and brocade. The situation is bleak, the mountains are longer and the water is longer. Zheng Hong came to the north, and this mysterious bird returned to the south. I'm afraid of loneliness when I'm away, and my clothes get cold easily.
As the four of them walked, they gradually felt the scorching of the hot air, and they got hot. After a while, everyone will feel that the weather is getting hotter. Sanzang stopped the horse and said, "It's autumn. Why is it getting hotter and hotter? " "You don't know," Pig said. On the way to the Western Heaven, there is a country called Shahani, where the sun sets, commonly known as' the end of the sky'. If it was Shen You's time, the king would send people into the city to beat gongs and drums, blow horns and mix the sounds of the sun setting and boiling in the sea. The sun is the true fire of the sun, and falling into the West Sea is like quenching water with fire, and the boiling sound will continue; Without the interference of drums and trumpets, the sound would frighten the children in the city to death. The sun is burning here, and it seems that it is time for sunset. " Hearing this, the Great Sage couldn't help laughing and said, "Idiot, don't talk nonsense! The country you are talking about is still far away! Master, who is so willful and muddling along, that is, from small to large, from small to small, from small to large, has been on the road for three lives and hasn't arrived yet! " Pig said, "Brother, tell me this is not the place where the sun sets. Why is it so hot? " Friar Sand said, "It seems that the weather is wrong, which is caused by autumn and summer."
The three of Monkey were fighting, when they suddenly saw a manor house on the road ahead. Look at the yard, the roof, all covered with red tiles; The whole courtyard wall is made of red bricks; The gates are painted red; Everything in this manor is red. Frightened, Sanzang dismounted and said, "Wukong, go to that house and ask why it's so hot."
Monkey took the golden cudgel, put on his clothes and pretended to be gentle. He jumped off the road and hurried to the door. Monkey was about to knock at the door when an old man came out. I saw this old man:
Wear yellow, red or non-red gowns; Wear a green soap silk cool hat. Holding a crooked, straight and violent bamboo stick in his hand; Step on a pair of new, old, old and worn cymbal shoes. Face like copper, must be like white practice. Two long-lived eyebrows covered blue eyes, and one opened its mouth with gold teeth.
When the old man walked out of the door, he suddenly saw the monkey and got a fright. After a pause, the old man leaned against the bamboo pole and shouted, "Where are you from?" ? What are you doing at my door? When Monkey saw the old man asking, he quickly bowed and said, "Don't be afraid, old benefactor. I am not a freak. I'm a monk sent by the Eastern Tang Dynasty to fetch Buddhist scriptures from the West. There are four of us, master and apprentice, who have just arrived here. See the hot weather, don't understand the reason, also don't know the place name, come for advice. The old man was relieved to see Monkey speak politely and explain his purpose. "。 The old man frowned and said with a smile, "Never mind, senior. The old man was dazzled and didn't see it. " The monkey said, "I dare not, I dare not." The old man asked, "where are your masters and them?" Monkey pointed back and said, "Those are three people standing on the road. The old man followed Monkey's direction, met Sanzang and said, "Please invite everyone! When Monkey called them all, he welcomed Sanzang and asked them to come quickly. "。 When Sanzang, Pig and Friar Sand met Monkey's greeting, they took the white horse, packed their bags and went to the front of the village together. When everyone saw the old man, they all bowed to him happily.
The old man was surprised and delighted when he saw Sanzang's majestic posture and Pig and Friar Sand's grotesque faces. The old man asked them to sit inside and told the young children to serve tea and cook quickly. See you, Sanzang. Thank you very much. Then, he took several apprentices and walked into the yard together. Sanzang asked, "Excuse me, old man, it's autumn now, why is it so hot?" The old man said, "This place is called Flame Mountain. There is no spring and autumn, and the seasons are hot. " Hearing this, Sanzang asked, "Where is the Flame Mountain? Will it block the road to the west? " The old man said, "I can't go to the Western Heaven. The Flame Mountain is 60 miles away, which is the only way to the western paradise. There are 800 miles of flames in the Flame Mountain. Within 800 miles, nothing grows. Crossing the mountain is a copper skull and iron body, and it will definitely become a thin juice! " Hearing this, Sanzang was too scared to ask again.
At this time, a teenager came outside the door, pushing a red car. Seeing passers-by here, the boy stopped and stood at the door, shouting, "cake seller!" Selling cakes! " The Great Sage heard that someone was selling cakes, pulled out a hair and made a copper coin. He ran over and handed it to the boy, hoping to buy a cake. The boy took the money, uncovered the quilt on the car, took out a steaming cake and handed it to the monkey quickly. Monkey took the cake and held it in his hand, like charcoal in a brazier or a red nail in a coal stove, which was very hot. The monkey was badly burned, so he had to put his left hand on his right hand and change his right hand to his left. He drummed the drum back and forth and shouted, "Hot, hot, hot! Can't eat, can't eat! " Seeing the monkey shouting hot, the boy smiled and said, "If you are afraid of hot, don't come over. It's too hot here. " "You really don't understand," Monkey said. As the saying goes:' neither cold nor hot, the grain will not bear fruit.' However, this place is so hot, where did you get this cake powder? "The boy said," If you want to find the cake and rice, you must ask the iron fan fairy. "What does the Iron Fan Fairy do?" Monkey asked. ? "The boy said," The iron fan fairy has a banana fan. Ask her to lend us the fan. With the fan, the fire goes out; Fan twice to create the wind; Fan three times and it will rain. We rely on her fans to sow and farm. At that time, we will harvest in time, so we can still grow grain. Otherwise nothing will grow. "
Hearing this, Monkey turned and went back to his room. He handed the cake to Sanzang and said, "Don't worry, Master. Don't worry here next year. After eating the cake, I will tell you slowly. " The elder took the cake, handed it to the old man and said, "Please eat the cake, old man." The old man said, "My tea and rice haven't been served to you yet. How can I eat your cake first?" Monkey said with a smile, "Old man, tea and rice are nothing. I ask you: where does the iron fan fairy live? " The old man said, "Why do you ask her?" "Just now," Monkey said, "the cake seller said that he fanned a banana fan and the fire went out. Fan twice, and there will be wind; Fan three times and it will rain. Your place depends on her to sow and harvest, so the grains can grow and not starve to death. I want to borrow her fan to put out the fire, so that we can get over the mountain quickly. " The old man said, "Although a fan can put out the fire, you have no gift!" " ! I'm afraid the saint won't lend it to you. Sanzang asked, "What gift does she want?" ? "The old man said," we people here beg her once every ten years, four pigs and four sheep, with prizes inside and outside, different fruits, chickens and geese and wine. We should take a pious bath until we have finished worshipping Xianshan, and then we can ask her out of the cave. She was very satisfied and came here to send us fans. "Where is her mountain?" Monkey asked. What's your name? How far is it? I'll ask her to borrow it. " The old man said, "That mountain is in the southwest, and it is called Cuiyun Mountain. There is a fairy cave in the mountain called octagonal cave. It takes more than a month for people here to go to worship the fairy mountain, and the total round trip is * * * 1456. Monkey said with a smile, "Not far, not far." . I’ll be right back. "The old man said," wait a minute, or eat some tea and rice first, and prepare dry food. Then, find someone to be a companion, and then you can hit the road! "There are few people on the road, and there are many tigers, leopards, wolves and insects, and they can't arrive for a day or two. This is no joke! " Monkey said with a smile, "No, no! I'm leaving! " Monkey called out "Go" and disappeared in a blink of an eye. The old man was really surprised to see the monkey disappear instantly. The old man stretched out his head, looked at the sky and said, "Grandpa! It turned out to be a fairy walking in the clouds! "
When Monkey arrived at Cuiyun Mountain, he held down Xiangguang and was about to find a hole. Suddenly, he heard the sound of logging not far away. Monkey followed the sound and walked past. I saw a woodcutter in the depths of the forest, logging and singing loudly:
"Ji Yun yi recognized the ancient forest, and the cliff is hard to find.
Xishan sees rain since morning, and Nanxi returns when it is deep. "
Monkey stepped forward, saluted the woodcutter and said, "Sorry, big brother." The woodcutter put down his axe, returned the gift and said, "Where are the elders going?" "Brother, is this Cui Yun Mountain?" Monkey asked. The woodcutter said, "Here it is." Monkey asked again, "The Banana Cave with the Iron Fan Fairy. Where is it? " Hearing this, the woodcutter said with a smile, "There is a banana cave here, but there is no iron fan fairy, only an iron fan princess, also called a rogue." Monkey said, "I heard that she has a banana fan, which can fan out the flames of the Flame Mountain, right?" The woodcutter said, "Yes, yes, yes, that's her. This sage has this treasure, especially good at putting out fires. Just because she can help people on the other side of the Flame Mountain with fans, she is called the Iron Fan Fairy. People here don't need her. Generally, they only know that she is a rogue and is the wife of Dali Niu Wangmo. "
Monkey was surprised to hear that it was the cow's wife. "I've met my enemy again," Monkey said. I arrested Hong Haier, but her son. Even a few years ago, I met her uncle in Xie Yang and refused to give me water! And revenge. Now, how to see her again? Can she lend me the fan? " Seeing that the monkey was silent, the woodcutter said with a smile, "Elder, you are a monk. What are you worried about? " ? This path is eastward, and within five or six miles, it is Bajiao Cave. Don't worry, you'll get there soon. "Brother, with all due respect," Monkey said. I am the great disciple of Tang Priest, and I was sent to the west to learn from the scriptures in the Tang Dynasty. A few years ago in Huo Yundong, I had a little conflict with Hong Haier, the son of the hooligan. I was afraid that she would bear a grudge, so I put my heart away. " The woodcutter said, "That gentleman sized up the situation and just came to borrow her fan. Don't mention the past. Keep it and lend it to you. " Seeing the woodcutter's generosity, Monkey bowed deeply and said, "Thank you for your advice. I'm leaving. "
The monkey bid farewell to the woodcutter and soon arrived at the Banana Cave. Look here:
The mountain takes stone as its bone. Stone is the essence of the earth. The smog is long-lasting, and the moss helps to rejuvenate. The craggy island is full of flowers and fragrance. A few Joe pine wild cranes, a few leaf warblers. It is indeed a thousand-year-old monument with a thousand-year-old fairy tale. Green trees sing in the wind, and running water hides in the black dragon. The song has fallen, and the stone ladder climbs the cage. Apes whistle on the green rocks. On the new moon, birds are singing and trees are happy because of the clear sky. The shade of two trees and bamboos is like rain, and the flowers are thick and not embroidered. Seeing the white clouds floating in the distance, I was a little lost and drifted with the wind.
Seeing that the cave door was closed, Monkey tried it and called, "Niu Ge, open the door! Niu Ge, open the door! " The monkey barked several times in a row. Suddenly, the door slowly opened and a girl came out. I saw the girl with a flower basket in her hand and a flower hoe on her shoulder. This is really:
I'm in rags, I don't wear makeup, I'm full of energy and exhausted.
Monkey folded his hands and said, "Miss, please tell the princess. I'm a passing monk, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. We can't cross the Flame Mountain, so let's borrow a banana fan. " The girl said, "OK, which temple are you from?" What's your name? I will let you know. The monkey said, "I come from the East. My name is the Monkey King." . "
The girl turned back to the cave and went to Luo Cha. She knelt down and said, "Grandma, there is a monk from the East named the Monkey King outside the cave gate. He wants to borrow a banana fan from his grandmother and cross the flaming mountain. " Luo Cha suddenly heard the word "the Monkey King". At the moment, it's like throwing a pinch of salt into the fire, adding oil to the fire, and suddenly the bones are red; Be bold and angry. Luo Cha glared and cursed: "This monkey head, even he came today!" When Luo Cha finished cursing, he said loudly to the maid, "Maid! Bring armor and weapons! " The servant girl on the side quickly brought armor and weapons and brought Luo fork. Luo Cha put on his armor, took two Qingfeng swords, stormed out of the cave and walked away. Monkey saw that Luo Cha suddenly rushed out, so he quickly stepped aside and stood aside. See this Luo Cha:
She wore a handkerchief wrapped in flowers and a robe of Na Jinyun. The waist is double hooped with tiger tendons, and the embroidered skirt is slightly exposed. Phoenix-billed bow shoes are three inches long, with golden pins for dragon beard and knee pants. Holding a sword in anger is fiercer than a moon girl.
Luo Cha went outside and shouted, "the Monkey King, where are you?" When Monkey saw Luo Cha calling him, he went forward and bowed down and said, "Sister-in-law, I am here to bow down." When Luo Cha saw Monkey coming to worship, he called, "Who is your sister-in-law? Who wants you to bow! " Monkey said, "Niu is here to be my brother. Now I hear that the princess is Niu Ge's first wife, why not my sister-in-law? " Luo Cha said, "You monkey head! Since there is brotherhood, why do you hurt my son? " When Monkey saw Luo Cha talking about Huoyun Cave, he was shocked and asked, "Who's sister-in-law's son?" Luo Cha said, "My son is Hon Hai-er, the infant king of Huoyun Cave in Songxi, a mountain withered. You have killed him. I have nowhere to get even with you, but you delivered it yourself! How can I spare you! " Hearing this, Monkey smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, you don't know! This is a misunderstanding of me! The big nephew grabbed my master and insisted on steaming, cooking and eating my master. Thanks to Guanyin Bodhisattva, my master was saved. He is now a blessed boy of the Bodhisattva, but he has actually got positive results from the Bodhisattva. He is not dead, unclean, and unclean now. He lived with heaven and earth and lived with the sun and the moon. My sister-in-law doesn't thank me for this. How can you blame me? This is not right! " Luo Cha said, "You monkey head, don't talk in front of me! Although my child is not dead, no matter how good it is, it must be in front of me. When can I see him? " Monkey said with a smile, "Sister-in-law wants to see the children. What's the trouble? But you have to lend me the fan first. When I put out the fire and send Master there, I will go to Nanhai Bodhisattva, ask him to come back to see you, and then return the fan to you. There's nothing wrong with that. Did he hurt a hair at that time? Can you see for yourself? If he has the slightest harm, at that time, it is reasonable for you to blame me again; But if it is more marked than in the past, then you must thank me! "
Luo Cha said, "Monkey Head! Cut the crap, put your head over here and let me cut some swords! If you can stand my sword, I will lend you a fan; If you can't stand it, I'll ask you to see the king of hell! " When Monkey saw that Luo Cha said he was going to behead him, he bent forward and said with a smile, "Sister-in-law, tell me. I'll stretch my bald head and let you cut a few swords at will. You can cut as many swords as you want. Don't stop until you get bored. However, when you finish cutting, be sure to lend me the fan! " Hearing this, Luo Cha couldn't say anything. Swinging his sword with both hands, he struck Monkey hard on the head, hitting him ten times in a row. Monkey stood there, watching the knife cut on his head as if nothing had happened. When Luo Cha saw that the monkey was all right, he was afraid. He turned quickly, raised his legs and ran back. Seeing that Luo Cha was leaving, Monkey jumped up and grabbed Luo Cha and said, "Sister-in-law, where are you going? Lend me a fan! " Luo Cha broke free from Monkey and said, "My baby, not everyone can borrow it." Monkey said, "Since you don't want to borrow it, ask your uncle for a stick!"
As Monkey spoke, he took an iron bar out of his ear, flicked it, made the mouth of the bowl thick, and lifted it to knock off the fork. Luo Cha a look, and had to turn around, hurriedly rushed to the battlefield. The monkey is no longer polite this time. He swung open the iron bar, shone on Luo Cha, swept across his face and hit him hard. When Luo Cha saw the iron bar calling, he quickly raised his sword and calmly greeted him. The two of them, this time, no matter what family relationship, only talked about feuds. They were in front of Cuiyun Mountain, and in an instant, they collided:
Here, the skirt hairpin was originally made into a monster, and she hated the monkey head for her son. Over there, Qitian was angry, but because of his teacher's way, he let the moth put out the fire. First of all, thank you for borrowing the banana fan. Don't show your patience. Luo Cha can't wield a sword, but the Monkey King is interested in matchmaking. How do women hit men? Finally, a man just ran over a woman. How fierce this gold hoop is, and the frost blade is very thick. Hit your face, lose your head, hate and suffer. The left block and the right cover perform martial arts, and skillfully think about the front and back. This just hit the heavy place, and unconsciously the sun has set in the west. Luo Cha busy will be a real fan, a fan waved by ghosts and gods.
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