I want to hear some humorous and short jokes. Who can tell me two or three?

I said, "The college entrance examination is coming. Can't sleep at night. I am so nervous and uneasy! " "

My roommate said, "You are a fucking college student. Are you still nervous? "

I said, "This exam determines the quality of the next junior year! Can I not be nervous? "

My roommate said, "I'll go. . . Actually, I'm nervous, too . "