What are some humorous jokes about injured hands?

While washing the dishes, my hand was cut with a knife, and then I washed the dishes calmly with my fingers bleeding like a pig.

1. The neighbor is an ugly girl. She is taking a bath at home today! Suddenly the ugly girl shouted: "Husband, someone seems to be watching me take a shower!" Husband: "Really? Then open the window quickly!" The ugly girl was furious: "Am I crazy?" The husband explained: "You let me He saw it clearly, and he will not dare to look at it again next time."

2. When I got home from work at noon yesterday, my wife and Lao Wang from upstairs came out from the balcony. Lao Wang was wearing only the clothes on his back. I had put on my pants and still had my pants in my hand. I asked Lao Wang why? Lao Wang said that the washing machine at home was broken and he wanted to use my washing machine to wash clothes. I was so anxious at that time that I put it in the washing machine without taking off the belt and keys. It broke my washing machine. You can't afford to pay for it. !

3. A man resolutely sold his house for more than 600,000 yuan ten years ago and used the money to start a business. After ten years of hard work, the company was on the right track and earned 400 yuan. He used all the profits plus part of the bank loan to finally buy back the house he sold.

4. The primary school student didn’t know the word “槐”, so he asked his brother for advice. Brother: "Brother, what is this character?" Brother: "The character ghost." The younger brother was a little confused: "How can ghost be next to the word 'wood'?" The elder brother became impatient: "This is the ghost hanging on the tree!

5. I accompanied my nephew to do his homework. While he was doing his homework, he asked me: "Uncle, do you have any homework?" I smiled evilly and said, "Uncle also has homework, which is assigned by your future aunt!" He said excitedly: "Then let Auntie leave more homework for you. It's best to let you taste the feeling of never finishing your homework!" "I'm speechless.