Super joke killed me.

Super Jokes is killing me:

1. Every morning, the office should be cleaned.

One day, as soon as the new intern in the office picked up a rag to wipe the table, the director of the office said, Xiao Chen, I'll take it from above and you take it down. ?

Lao Liu has worked in the post office for more than 30 years, and now he is preparing to retire.

The secretary asked: Lao Liu, what have you learned from working here for so many years?

Lao Liu:? Please don't send my pension through the post office. ?

3. A writer is talking with his friends.

Friend:? Scholars have a good appetite. They can eat anything in your works: suffering, toiling, being jealous, litigating, swallowing tears, hating, breaking promises, eating books, drinking northwest breeze, and speaking like a book? Is there anything else I can't eat?

Screenwriter:? Don't eat soft, don't eat hard, don't eat immediate losses. ?

4. I bought a bowl of instant noodles during my lunch break and wrote a summary using the time of instant noodles. In the afternoon, I made friends with the director. The director looked at it and said, you ate it at noon. Is it instant noodles? I don't understand: how do you know The director handed me the summary and I read the first paragraph:? Instant noodles? Another kind of instant noodles

It's been more than half an hour since work, and the director is still sitting still. Colleague Xiao Zhang walked beside him and suddenly rolled up his sleeves. The director was startled and asked him, What do you want? Xiao Zhang said: Is the following table all right?

Super joke encyclopedia laughs me to death 2:

1, two people come to a hotel, and one of the customers: It's like a pigsty here! How much does it cost to stay in this place for one night?

Store:? One end 10 and two ends 18. ?

Someone stayed in a luxury hotel for a week because he had to tip the waiter all day, which made him very tired. At this moment, he heard someone knocking at the door again.

? Sir, there's a telegram for you. ?

? You can put it under the door. ?

? No, sir. ?

? Why not? Someone asked impatiently.

? Because,? The waiter who insisted on tipping replied, The telegram was put on the plate. ?

A customer walked into a cafe and asked for a cup of coffee. The waiter brought coffee and a knife and fork, but there was no spoon. The customer said to the waiter, I stir with my fingers. I'm afraid this coffee is too hot. ?

? Sorry, sorry. ? The waiter said and hurried into the kitchen. After a while, he brought another cup of coffee and said to the customer, this cup of coffee is not too hot. ?

A housewife came to the market to buy a slaughtered chicken. Unfortunately, there is only one chicken left on the counter. She picked it up and looked at it and said, smaller. do you have a bigger one?

The shop was out of stock, so the man picked up the chicken and walked to the back, rubbed it for a while, pulled it out, put some water in the meat, and then took it out and said, this one just needs to be bigger. ?

? This is good. The housewife looked at it. Guess what? I want both chickens. ?

You once told me that I could receive all the radio stations with this radio. ? A man complained in an electronics store.

? How come? Can't you hear me?

? Yes, but always at the same time. ?

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