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1. "Broken bread"-Erffa
Toyota Erffa can definitely be called the "big boss" in business MPV. Not only is it expensive, but even the price increase and waiting time have fully proved its luxury status. However, the introverted appearance and luxurious interior have become the choice of many entrepreneurs or stars who pursue low-key
Its unsightly design makes many "car-blind" regard it as an ordinary van, and some even classify it as a level with Buick GL8. Although the Toyota LOGO is hung, the price is higher than Mercedes-Benz's V-class MPV.
In the current Erffa, compared with the old model, it has been further improved in the degree of appearance domineering, which has reduced the probability of being looked down upon by "car blindness" to some extent. At present, the pricing range in Erffa is 7.72-856 million. In addition to such a high price, it is difficult to stop consumers from buying at a higher price. It can be seen that Erffa is not an idle generation.
2. "Breaking the Mass"-Phaeton and Touareg
To say that it is easy to be looked down upon, Volkswagen's Phaeton and Touareg are definitely one, especially Phaeton. As far as the logo is concerned, the Volkswagen logo gives consumers the impression that it is only a car brand with good product strength, and it is difficult to connect with the top or millions. Phaeton is the most easily overlooked million-dollar luxury car.
Phaeton's low-key appearance is not much different from Passat in the eyes of "car blindness", and the word "turning around" never belongs to Phaeton. But you will be surprised when you know its price. The price of 20 12 luxury customized models has reached 2.53 million. Who dares to think that the price of a Volkswagen model has actually crushed the prices of many top brands? Even if the top price is put aside, even the guide price of entry-level models has reached about 800 thousand.
It is no exaggeration to say that it is the most easily overlooked luxury car. After all, the appearance can't give us too much luxurious visual presentation, and Touareg has such embarrassment. In the eyes of many "car blindness", this is just a Tiguan L ~
3. Broken Golf-Golf R
As a performance car owned by Volkswagen, Golf R is often a big toy that car players are keen on. Its greatest feature focuses on the extremely athletic training and violent engine. Except for some details, the appearance basically adopts the design of ordinary golf, which leads many people not to know that this is a car with a price of nearly 400 thousand.
"Blue Needle is the best compliment to Golf R", which fully illustrates its position in the hearts of fans. In addition to the most basic belief blessing, the consumers who buy it mainly focus on its playability and performance, so they don't care what this steel gun with an acceleration of 4.8s looks like. "Dressing up as a pig and eating a tiger" is what they pursue.
Most consumers may think, spend 400 thousand to buy it? Looks like hundreds of thousands. Therefore, it is "worthy of the name" for Golf R to enter the inventory of the most easily looked down upon models.
4. Breaking Chang 'an-the best
There are many jokes about Chang 'an and Acura. The similar design style of the LOGO of the two car brands has made netizens ridicule a lot of jokes, one independent brand and one second-line luxury brand, which makes Acura extremely easy to be considered as Chang 'an.
There are also Chery and finidi, England, which are easily confused because of their similar brand LOGO.
Of course, this is pure ridicule.
Verb (abbreviation of verb) "Break Mitsubishi"-Mitsubishi EVO
This "broken Mitsubishi" is not simple and carries the dreams of countless car fans. In the eyes of "car blindness", EVO may be a compact family car or a winged god with a price of 100,000 yuan, but in the eyes of car fans, EVO has too many myths.
It is no exaggeration to regard the EVO as a model that is easily looked down upon by people. Its shape is low-key and moderate. No one will consider it a monster with modified performance. To some passers-by, the noise may be particularly exaggerated. As for hundreds of thousands of cars, what about this one? In fact, only a few people know that this Mitsubishi is not an idle generation. Even with a budget of 500 thousand to 600 thousand, it is not so easy to realize the "EVO dream" now.
For buying a car, some consumers pursue atmosphere and style, some consumers pursue comfort and luxury, and some consumers pursue sports and performance, just like the above models. When they can be independent in a certain direction and meet the consumer's choice criteria, who will let it live in the eyes of others?
This article comes from car home, the author of the car manufacturer, and does not represent car home's position.
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