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Caught a cold? You can come to chemotherapy.
? Although there are not many people who receive laser surgery because of myopia, diabetic fundus lesions and other reasons, there are not a few.
? Myopia is like a cold, but you go to chemotherapy with alacrity and enthusiastically publicize the benefits of chemotherapy to relatives and friends. Burn all the good and bad photoreceptor cells in the fundus with a "laser gun" and fix them by welding. Of course, those who are nearsighted are not nearsighted, and those who bleed are certainly not bleeding. What is this "chemotherapy" for cancer? ? But, dear, why are people nearsighted? Why does the fundus bleed? Have you found and solved the root of these problems?
? Let's start with myopia. Myopia is caused by the loss of elasticity of eye muscles and nerve deformation. You fix a point, it doesn't deform, but the power to complete its deformation always exists. It's like, you weld one end of the wire to death and the other end is still twisting. Think about what it's like.
? And fundus bleeding. You blocked the bleeding mouth, but you didn't solve the fundamental problem of bleeding. So where did the blood go? Will you stop bleeding because you blocked the bleeding point? It's just that you are out of sight, out of mind and deceiving yourself. It's like your sewer is blocked, and you are still washing vegetables, mopping the floor and washing clothes, haha.
? Ironically, most young people who receive eye "chemotherapy" have knowledge, education, knowledge and spare money, while most elderly people who receive "chemotherapy" have knowledge, education, knowledge and spare money, or because their children are filial and knowledgeable.
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