What funny pictures and texts have you seen?

this unique shape

walking cooling machine

You are the brightest baby in this street

The controlled nuclear fusion

Tortoise-Rabbit race at room temperature was realized for the first time in the world. Why did the rabbit lose and collect money?

Where there is sea in the heart, there is sea everywhere.

Please explain the area occupied by the red ball.

. Some netizens photographed the death vortex of ants. This phenomenon was first observed in 1936. At that time, ant biologists came across a death circle composed of hundreds of ants. This phenomenon lasted all day, and a heavy rain didn't even stop them. By the next day, most of the ants had died, but there were still some ants in a weak circle, in a state of dying. The reason for this phenomenon is that the ant is led by a "leading ant", which secretes the trace pheromone for other army ants to follow with their sense of smell. Once the leading ant loses its direction or gets lost, the whole army ant will get lost, even fall into a "death vortex", and finally die due to exhaustion of physical strength.

Figure 2: It was reported in the Daily Mail of the United States a few days ago that a lumberjack in Florida had wasted a lot of effort to cut down a big tree. Before the man could be happy, he was hit by the roots of the big tree, and everyone was bounced up. He didn't get up for a long time, and it hurt to look at it. Enthusiastic netizens said: Dashu is really a beautiful "anti-killing", and it has always been a big move.

Figure 3: A man fell asleep during the flight from South Vietnam to North Vietnam by plane, but when he woke up, he felt a tingling pain in his leg. At this time, I found something was wrong. A small hand stretched out from the gap in the front seat and pulled off the leg hair on his thigh one by one. He said, "I saw this child plucking my leg hair. I don't know whether to laugh or stop it." Netizen teased: I found the loss halfway. If I got off the plane and found that my leg hair was gone, how scary!

Figure 4: A college student was stunned by washing socks. When the nurse sent him to the emergency room on a stretcher, he was foaming at the mouth and his body was slightly convulsed. The doctor asked him if he had eaten anything or smelled something before he passed out, which caused the poisoning coma. The college student shook his head and said that he was only washing his socks with hot water for a month.

Figure 5: A man was summoned to the police station verbally, and he picked up a broom and started cleaning before he entered the door. The policeman was puzzled. He replied: You should be flexible in your mind and have a little insight, which can leave a good impression on the police. Netizen teased: You think seeing the police is seeing your mother-in-law.

Figure 6: A drunk driver was stopped by the traffic police. The driver quickly opened the car door and ran out. The traffic police thought he was going to escape. Unexpectedly, the driver squatted on the roadside lawn and began to eat weeds. The traffic police couldn't stop him, and he ate all the grass. Netizens speculated that the driver must have eaten roast whole sheep when drinking.

2. I was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night last night. It seems that I dialed the wrong number. It was a man. Before I could speak, he asked, Wife, where are you? When I got angry, I said directly: She is taking a bath. Say that finish and hang up, then mute and go back to sleep! When I get up in the morning, I see dozens of missed calls. That's right. If you dare to let me sleep badly, I dare to let you sleep! I can't help but be too headstrong.

3. Yesterday, I was driving with my wife, and an old man waved at the roadside. I was just about to brake when my wife said, "What are you doing?" Me: "That's my high school teacher. Let him take a ride?" Wife: "No, it's too dangerous." Me: "One of his teachers is not a terrorist. What's dangerous?" Wife: "I'm afraid you'll fall asleep as soon as he talks"

4. My best friend gave birth to a daughter, and the young couple turned over the dictionary to name the child, but they were still not satisfied. A buddy in the unit gave advice to his best friend: Brother Wu, I think it's good to be elegant. When my brother-in-law heard this, he felt good, and he called softly all day until his niece went to kindergarten. After hearing the teacher's roll call for the first time, my brother-in-law was not calm in an instant.

5. My colleague put out a full moon wine, and I took my wife to dinner. On the way, she was very happy, saying that she didn't want to eat, but mainly wanted to see the baby and be happy. Later, at the banquet, while I was eating and drinking, she touched my arm and said, "Theme." So I took her to see the baby and had a few drinks with my colleagues. When she returned to her seat after work, she said in my ear, "I asked you to clip me a pig's trotter, and now it's gone."

6. I bought the original chicken at KFC two days ago. I ate the chicken wings and put two trotters in it. Take it to my daughter-in-law and tell her that KFC just came out. As a result, my daughter-in-law really believed it. Today, she went out shopping with her colleagues and beat me up when she came back. She told her colleagues to go to KFC and shouted: Two trotters! As a result, the audience looked over ... The waiter said: This is really not!

7. On my wife's birthday yesterday, I asked her what she wanted, and she said, "I want the moon in the sky!" In the evening, I took her by the hand and came to the yard, filling the washbasin with water. She said, "I don't want to meet the moon with water!" " I smiled and shook my head: "Of course not ..." Then I threw water on her head: "Are you out of your mind? If you want the moon, why don't you go to heaven? "

8. My first love was having a crush on a female classmate in my middle school. During a winter vacation, after stealing a lot of white wine from my dad at home, I went to tell her drunk! As a result, my first love died before it started, because I was facing her, and I was just about to speak. I couldn't help but vomit her face ... < P > 9. I went to celebrate my former class teacher's 7th birthday with a few classmates, and the old class was very happy. I insisted on talking with us very late and taught us to have a heart that never gives up, no matter at work or in life. Later, when we all lost everything, he took away the mahjong table and let us go ...

1. My son went to his grandmother's house for the first time, and his mother told him that he had to take the train to his grandmother's house. When they rushed to the ticket gate with the crowd, the son asked, "Mom, what are so many people doing?" Mother said, "Take the train." The son is even more strange: "Do they all go to grandma's house?"

11. One day, Xiao Ming, a junior two student, suddenly told his parents? : "Mom and Dad, I have grown up. I can be independent, and I will live alone in the future. " Dad: "This is a good thing. Mom and Dad have no reason to object. " Xiaoming: "Then I left your luggage at the door" ...

12. Just coming out of the hospital, my five-year-old son suddenly said to me, "I want to be a hero!" "Heroes should start with small things, help others when they are in trouble, help the old lady when she falls, stop the thieves on the bus in time, help chase the robbers when they see them on the road, rush to fight when they hit the robbers in the bank, and stop the fight when they see the young couple quarreling, understand? ..... ""Know how to provoke! " The child nodded and smiled stupidly, but I didn't laugh, just holding the paternity test book tighter ... < P > 13. Go to dinner with my buddy and settle the bill. The boss: 184, 18. I glanced at the bill: no, boss, this is not our table. Boss: Huh? Then ask: aren't you number 5? I said it was the 4th, and the boss said he was sorry, so he quickly turned to our bill, brother, 24, thank you! I called you a big mouth.

14. Tell you a sad story. Take a small number of students in a test tube, add a lot of homework, filter and separate them to get Xueba and Xueba. Add a lot of test papers to Xueba, but Xueba has no obvious reaction. Add a small number of test papers to Xueba, and all the students die and produce a lot of bubbles.

this baby will answer it.

I hope the humorous jokes and jokes shared by our baby will bring you a happy and good mood.

1. Yesterday, when I was on the bus, I heard two women talking behind me. One of them suddenly said, "My chrysanthemum itches so much." At that time, my egg had an explosive pain. I was about to look back at a woman when another woman said, "I think cactus is easy to raise."

2. My friend's daughter is four years old and her name is Yao Xi. She didn't feel anything before. I took this little guy to the mall last night. She is running in front. I will call her: Yao Xi, Yao Xi. . . . . . Who knows that the child turned back and said angrily to me: Baga. I laughed!

3. Look at someone in Weibo who said that he was in a bad mood, so he went to talk to the aunt in the community, and in ten minutes he would know who was worse off than you. I found my aunt in the community with a try attitude and told her about my miserable life. The kind aunt patted me on the shoulder and said, "What is this? Xiao Wang in Building 7 is much worse than you. " After listening to it, I cried, because I am Xiao Wang in Building 7. ...

4, walking on land, a child gave me 2 yuan to be his parent. For the sake of money, I promised him. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down: "Wife, listen to me. . . 。”

5. Once upon a time, there was a little mermaid who fell in love with the human prince. In order to meet the prince, she found a witch. The witch gave her a bottle of magic medicine and warned her that it might turn into foam after drinking it, but the little mermaid still drank it without hesitation. Slowly, she saw a lot of bubbles rising around her. She looked up and saw her prince, only to see that the prince looked at her affectionately and said, "Hey, the water is boiling. Add some sauerkraut to this fish!"

6. Ren Woxing and Xiang Wentian failed to get revenge on Dong Fangbubai, but were chased by Dong Fangbubai. They fled in a narrow and tortuous alley in a carriage. Ren Woxing nervously commanded: "Dong Fangbubai is coming! Turn left and drive right! " ..... "I said drive right, make left! Turn left and drive right! To the left ... "Bang! Ren Woxing Xiang Wentian, aged 5.

7. One day, Lao Wang's neighbor went out of town and asked Lao Wang to take good care of his Tibetan mastiff and parrot, and told him that Tibetan mastiffs can tease at will, but parrots can't. . Lao Wang teased the Tibetan mastiff for a long time and nothing happened. When he saw the parrot, he thought that the Tibetan mastiff could be teased. What was that stupid bird afraid of? . . Decisively teased the parrot, and the parrot said, "Tibetan mastiff, bite him!" ！” Lao Wang, ................, died at the age of 45.

8, next to a barbecue stall of kebabs, a lamb knelt there and looked at the kebabs being roasted, tears kept falling: "Mom, mom, they roasted you!" "

He was half crying when a little mouse came by and gave the lamb a white look: "Why are you crying?"! That's my mother! "

9. I was waiting in line at the supermarket to check out. A big fat man in the back stared at my trolley and said, "Buy so much food."

I said, "Yes, you bought a lot, too." The fat man said, "I can't help eating every day, and my mood is so complicated."

I said, "You can't eat like this. If you get fatter, you won't get a wife."

The fat man was silent for a while and said, "I am a woman."

when will revenge be avenged?

the prototype of African foot-ironing dance

I specially shared the classic funny pictures that I have treasured for many years. Don't ask me if my stomach hurts when I laugh [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh] Sometimes I don't know why, but I can laugh for half a day with a picture. Let's have a look!

I thought the master had a girlfriend, but I want to say that even the monks have taken off their orders now, but when I look closely, it seems that something is wrong!

It's said that the price of the second brother has gone up sharply now, but this style really moved me! Boss, I want it all!

Bro, I have wronged you. This job is really not for everyone. I sympathize!

mom, why is the world so big, but there is no room for me?

even dogs can take selfies these days, and they are smiling! Why can't I learn? This angle is really good, Wang Wang. How did you find the best shooting position?

Little fellow, are you not satisfied with your life experience? [Covering your face] [Covering your face] [Covering your face] Nice shape [A flash of light ]

This is the father who can take care of a baby best I have ever seen!

baby: "I'm taller than you, little fellow!" "

Dad: "You can finally watch the ball game with peace of mind!"

young man, do you want to fly high? This posture makes me tired. I must be more tired to ride! Where does the designer get his inspiration? It's better to use our motorcycles in China.

no one is as big as my fish! Is this more labor-saving? I don't know if this is a bag or a fish after watching it for a long time. Do you see that?

Life is full of surprises, which can bring you endless joy as long as you are willing! Sometimes just a picture can make us laugh! Happy is a day, unhappy is also a day, why bother yourself?

have you seen any funny pictures?

thank you.