Wenzhou joke. Wenzhou, not Wenzhou.

1: Teacher: Students, you will leave school in a few days, but your ability. . . I think you'd better take more test certificates, but there are too many certificates in society. What certificate do you want most?

Student: Marriage certificate.

2:

Mr. Li's dog won the first prize in the dog metaphor competition.

Mr. Wang said, "Congratulations on winning the first prize."

Mr. Li corrected: "Sir, it was the dog that won the first prize."

Mr. Wang quickly said, "I'm sorry. So how much bonus did the dog get this time? "

Mr. Li said angrily, "Sir, I won the bonus."