Seven-grade 600-word couplet joke composition

On the morning of New Year's Eve, after breakfast, my father asked me to post Spring Festival couplets for him.

We took out the Spring Festival couplets we bought yesterday. Dad said, "Son, do you know how to post Spring Festival couplets?" I said, "Feel free to post it." Dad said: "Spring Festival couplets can't be posted casually. Spring Festival couplets are divided into upper and lower couplets, but they can't be posted wrong. If they are wrong, others will laugh at us. " I said, "How do you distinguish between up and down links?" Dad said, "Before we can distinguish the upper and lower couplets, we must first know how to read them." I said, "There are rules for watching Spring Festival couplets!" Dad said, "Of course, we have a habit of reading the right side for one year and then the left side." I said, "I see, put couplets on the right and on the left." Dad said, "How clever. Which of these Spring Festival couplets is the first couplet and which is the second couplet? " I said, "I don't know, the teacher didn't teach me." Dad said: "Spring Festival couplets pay attention to flatness, which is one or two of our four tones, and flatness is three or four of our four tones. Generally, the last word of the first couplet is flat, so that we can read it more smoothly. " I said, "I see,' Good luck and prosperity every year' is the first part; Welcome all blessings, peace all year round' is the bottom line. " Dad said, "exactly, then we will start posting." "Dad and I soon put it away. We also posted "door gods", "blessings", "window grilles" and "hanging money". Dad also told me their stories. I will tell you next time.

The next day we went to pay a New Year call. On the way, we found that many people posted Spring Festival couplets by mistake. They must not know that posting Spring Festival couplets is exquisite.

This Spring Festival, I learned to paste Spring Festival couplets. I'm so happy!