Tell a joke in 50 words.

1 Revolutionary Diary:1949 On September 28th, I was arrested. They tortured me and didn't confess!

On the 29th, they lured me with money, but they didn't move!

On 30th, they sent a female spy ..... I confessed!

The next day, when it was time to confess, TMD was liberated!

2. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love.

Panda roar ~ why? What's all this for?

The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

4. Two charming children got married and got married that night. After seeing off the guests, Gong Jiaozi suddenly found a meatball on the bed when she returned to the house? What about the son and mother? Jiaozi is missing. He panicked and quickly shouted, "Where is my bride?"

Meatball scolded: "Damn, don't you know that people have taken off their clothes?" ! "

5. Water said, "Let me hold you day and night and never leave you!"

The fish said, "Let me lie in your gentle arms and enjoy your care!" "

The pot said, "Ya is almost ripe, and you are still so poor!" " "

6. The vampire bat came back covered in blood, and the bats were envious. They asked him where he got so much blood. It takes the bat to a big tree and asks, Do you see that big tree? Answer: Yes. It: Damn, I didn't see it.

Patient: I can't sleep

Doctor: these pills, red makes you dream of Dehua; ? Allen's white dream; Green dream of nourishing hair.

Patience; What if I took it all? Doctor: Then you can see Guo Rong.