A joke about buying mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival

A joke about buying mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival

Three strategies for mooncakes

When I came to a small shop, I saw hardcover and The quality of the two kinds of mooncakes in bulk are the same, but the prices are very different. The hardcover ones are 10 yuan/piece, and the simple-covered ones are 5 yuan/piece. My wife pointed to the hardcover ones and asked: "How to sell this kind?" the boss said. :? Ten yuan!? My wife said:? I mean, can we still get a discount? Three yuan each!? The boss said angrily: Three yuan? I can’t even buy this simple one!? I whispered to him. My wife said: "Just buy the simple ones!" My wife ignored me and continued to bargain with the boss: "I just like this kind! The packaging is so good! I'll give you some more, how about three and a half bucks" !? The boss was angry: "The minimum price of this kind is ninety-five yuan. Do you want to buy it? It will only cause trouble for me. If I buy the one for three-five yuan, I will sell it to you at a loss!" My wife said happily: "Okay, I will buy the simple version." Yes, you said three and a half yuan!?

The boss knew that he had been fooled and regretted it so much that he wanted to slap himself in the mouth!

The second plan

The wife asked Mooncake seller: Boss, how much is a pound of mooncakes? The boss said: Fifteen yuan. ?The wife asked again: ?How about buying ten catties!? The boss said:?I will give you a cheaper price, fourteen yuan per catty. The wife said again: How much does it cost for me to buy a hundred catties? The boss said in surprise: Do you want that much? If you really want that much, I will give you the wholesale price of ten yuan per catty. ?The wife smiled and said: ?Okay, I want a hundred pounds, wait a moment, and I will pick it up right away!?

After saying that, the wife walked into the crowd and shouted: ?Aunts and sisters, if you want to buy mooncakes, come over and buy them in a group. La! High quality, wholesale price, absolutely affordable, a group of people immediately gathered around me before I finished shouting.

When the mooncake seller saw it, he immediately rolled his eyes.

The third plan

At noon, we came to a stall, and my wife shouted: "Boss, give me ten kilograms of mooncakes!" The boss was about to bag them happily. , the wife said again: "Is your mooncake delicious?" The boss said with a smile: "It's absolutely delicious, it doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, you can try it first!" The wife reluctantly said: "Okay!" He said goodbye. Two pieces, one for me to taste. After eating, my wife said: "This is stuffed with lotus paste. I don't like eating it." ?Then he turned around and was about to leave, but the boss quickly shouted: ?There are others, please try again!? My wife broke off two more pieces. After eating, she said: ?It's okay, just a bit hard!? The boss hurriedly said Said: "That's the one with five kernels. How about you try this one with red bean paste? It's very soft!" So we had the red bean paste one and then we ate the mince fruit one and the ham one?

We tasted the last kind of moon cake. At this time, my wife whispered: "Are you full?" I nodded. The wife smiled at the boss and said: "Do you have crab meat stuffing here? I just like eating crab meat, give me ten pounds!" The boss smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, we don't have that variety yet!" When my wife heard this, she said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? I've been here for a long time in vain!" After saying that, he pulled me and left. The mooncake seller was stunned for a long time and didn't recover.

Summary

Think about it carefully, isn’t the trick used by my wife to buy mooncakes the same as in Sun Tzu’s Art of War: attacking in the east and attacking in the west, forming a group, and throwing bricks and stones to attract others? In addition, she used: playing hard to get, making something out of nothing, and taking advantage of the situation?

As I thought about it, I broke out in a cold sweat: No wonder I was suppressed by my wife at every turn and couldn’t stand up at home. It turns out that she is proficient in the Thirty-Six Strategies!

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