The complete works of funny poems that are fluent.

1, sitting up in critical condition, an almond goes out of the wall.

At sunset, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.

3. Mochow has no confidant ahead, so it's best not to be ignored.

4, the cave sunrise rain, Taoist ruthless.

5, wake up sexually, but now these boys and girls are in a row.

6. My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts, and in the spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain.

7. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early.

8. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.

9, the old man talks about juvenile madness, and the third is a good partner to return to China.

10, the saliva is first-class three thousands of feet, feel your pockets and have no money.

1 1. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a lot of wives.

12, the volcano erupts, and your home becomes a roast duck restaurant.

13, but Long Chengfei will be with the emperor, and from then on, give up his early hearing.

14, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

15, the foot of my bed is so bright that it is healthier to wash.

16, at noon on weeding day, it fell under the bed soil.

17, Guan Yu is at war with Qin Qiong, and we will meet. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

18, an almond came out of the wall, and both men and women were happy.

19, the sky is grey and the field is vast, and a pear tree presses Haitang.

20, the Spring Festival is worth 1000 yuan, and my brother hurts his kidney.

2 1. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse and turtles crawl along the river in East Village.

There are other ladies in his court, rare beauties in 3,000 years, and iron bars can be ground into needles.

23, but the dragonfly will fade into nothing in the six palaces with powder and paint.

24, picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, hanging southeast branches.

25, listen to your words, saints read.

26. I will make every effort to say goodbye.

27, ask how much you can worry, and drink red bull when you are tired.

28, good rain knows the season, walking will wet shoes.

29, who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

Books are scarce when they are used, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

3 1, Taohuatan is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

32. I suggested that God stand up again, and God shook my hand.

33. Peony is dead, please burn paper.

34. An almond comes out of the wall and will be stuffed into the wall in the future.

I thought the prince would meet the princess, but in fact it was the dinosaur who met the frog.

36. There was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.

37. The road is long and the legs are slender. I'll feel up and down.

38. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, with white in the southeast and northwest.

39, ten years of life and death, go to nightclubs to find cowherd.

40. Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.

4 1, I hate that village girls have nowhere to find, and I don't want to be like this.

42. A July flower rhapsody, when I bloom, all the flowers will be killed!

43. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

44. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

45. Two heads are better than one, and they all smell the same.

46. I still have charm in heroic works.

47. Charlotte eloped with a lonely man, and Qiu Shui and Tian Chang divorced.

48, an almond out of the wall, ten couples say goodbye.

49. There are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, and the rare beauty in 3,000 years is not as kind as Wang Lun.

When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman.

5 1, Li Bai took the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked off the boat.

There are many fish in the sea, and birds are singing everywhere around me.

53. Haruka didn't realize that mosquitoes were biting everywhere.

54. A big bear came at night, and no one could escape.

55. An almond came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

56. I shook the sack and didn't take any cabbage.