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Shoot Tik Tok's happy sentences (15 sentences).

1, you are probably a potato, fried and steamed, just what I want.

2. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

When I was young, boys liked electric toys, while girls liked dolls. It's the other way around when you grow up.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

6. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

7. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

8. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

9. Today, I was filming in Tik Tok. It is windy outside. I was scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

10, I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

1 1. Don't stare at your phone for a long time. Experts say the mobile phone will be dead.

12, time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; People who know you are the warmest.

13, I'm actually not complicated. If you know me carefully, you will find that I have nothing but beauty.

14, I'm really tired of living, please love me directly.

15, I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.