Humorous jokes

1. A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. When he arrived in Beijing, he wanted to fly, so he sent a telegram to the manager for fear that he would not agree to the reimbursement. If you have a chance, take it or not? The manager received the telegram and thought it was a deal? Machine? Call me back as soon as you arrive: Take as much as you can. ? When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified and would not be reimbursed by plane. The salesman took out the manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

Step 2 find an internet cafe

My friend is away on business. When he left, he said to meet online at 3 pm. I waited left and right and finally arrived. Before I could speak, I saw a message from there: It's hard to recruit an asshole! ?

I didn't react at the moment:? What? Friends laughed; ? It's hard to find an Internet cafe! ?

3. Place names.

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal. During the dinner, the cheerful classmates smiled and pointed to the reserved classmates to introduce us. He is from Myanmar, so he is very shy. ? Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, and then said, I am from Yangon. ?

4. Do it when you see a chicken

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens very much. The tenant rented his land, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He must give him a chicken first. A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag and paid the rent. Then he told the landlord the lease for next year. He insisted that he was empty-handed, and he said with his eyes open. Three types of fields are not allowed. ? Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, who will you give it to if you don't give it to Zhang San? Zhang San said: Your words have changed so quickly! ? The landlord replied:? That sentence just now was' nonsense', and now this sentence is' play it by ear'. ? what's up Machine? increased

My son asked me who Han Yu was, and I told him, "Han Yu is a great writer and became a scholar at the age of 25." The son said disdainfully, "Dad, I am only 6 years old this year, and I am already nearsighted."

6. A man bought a car with the license plate number DD544. He is very uncomfortable, because 544 is my death! Others said, "How good your DD is, just move 544 and I'll try. Connecting is to move me to try! " Later, he drove a car at random, and the person who was hit said, "Why did you hit me?" He said, look at my license plate number, move me over and try! The one who was hit said, "Look at my license plate number 44944, just try!" " " ...