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Ask one or five people to perform a sketch script of maternal love.

Performance script:

Curtain curtain: props in place, actors on stage.

The classroom scene appears.

Tang Bai: It's the fourth self-study class on Wednesday afternoon, and there are still three minutes before class is over. Look, what are the students in Mechanical Class 052 doing at this time? Classmate A is reading a magazine with relish, Sun Xiao is sleeping on his stomach, and Classmate B and Classmate C are playing chess.

Classmate B: Be the first shot.

Classmate c: Malay jump.

Classmate C: General, it seems that you are still alive.

Classmate B: So, oh, no, so. Hey, hang up, hang up.

Tang Bai: At this time, the bell rings (the music of the fourth class in the afternoon of the school rings).

Classmate B: Oh! Class is over! Let's go Hey! Sun Xiao, class is over. (classmate a leaves first, holding a book in her arms)

Sun Xiao: (turns over and says lazily) Oh! Class is over! (rubbing his eyes) Let's go! (Put the book in the backpack, patting classmate B and saying) Go!

(Classmate C packed up his chess and left with the book. Classmate B picked up the book and the three of them left together. After leaving, the music stopped after class, and the noise in the market sounded: cars, horns and shouts. The classroom scene is closed. At this time, it is a family scene, including the steamed stuffed bun shop.

Tang Bai: On his way home, Sun Xiao passed a steamed stuffed bun shop. Sun Xiao thought for a moment: If you go home and your parents are not at home, or you can buy some steamed buns.

Sun Xiao: (Sun Xiao takes out 2 yuan coins from his bag and says:) The boss wants four meat buns.

Steamed bun shop owner: Here are four meat buns for you. They're still hot!

Sun Xiao: Thank you, boss. Goodbye! (Curtains drawn)

Tang Bai: (Music stops) In the evening 18: 00, Sun Xiao arrives at the door.

Sun Xiao: Hey! Finally home. Go behind the screen first, take off your coat, put on your slippers, eat meat and come out from behind the screen and play clear music. )

Sun Xiao: (Sun Xiao goes to the desk and turns on the computer. (Put down the meat bag) The computer plays music, and Sun Xiao is still typing and chatting).

Sun Xiao: Hi! Xiao Chen! How's it going? How is the school? Oh! All right! Hmm! Not bad! Last time I heard that you were taking the national computer level 2 exam, how did it go? I heard that the results came out in June? Oh! Not bad! Hmm! Excuse me! A little tired! Look how time flies! I want to sleep first! Bye.

Tang Bai: It's evening 12: 00. (lullaby sounds).

Sun Xiao: Ha! 1 asleep!

Tang Bai: Tick-tock! Tick tock! Tick tock! It's 2 o'clock in the morning. (Music stops, music stops) Grandparents come home from work. (From the original classroom curtain)

Grandpa: Hey! Wife! Almost home! Are you tired?

Grandma: My hands are a little sore. Come and rub it for me.

Grandpa: OK! Rub it for you!

Grandma: Hey! Go home!

Grandpa: Yes!

(Grandpa, Grandma, go back to the screen)

Tang Bai: Grandparents, come home, take a bath (music starts in the shower) and change clothes (music stops and music starts).

Grandpa: Honey, I'm going to bed first. You go and see your son.

Grandma: (Grandma walks out from behind the screen and walks to Sun Xiao's side, tucks him in and turns off the computer. ) Be good! I slept behind the screen for a while. (Music stops).

Tang Bai: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, and everyone is sleeping ... (thinking of Qingle) 10 seconds later.

The alarm clock rang (music) (impatient voice) and it's 6: 45 in the morning.

Sun Xiao: (jumps out of bed and shouts:) It's over! I'm going to be late again. (the quilt was not laid, and I got up when I turned over. I walked to the screen in slippers and put on my school uniform. ) dad! Mom! I'm leaving.

Grandfather: Did you have breakfast?

Sun Xiao: No, there's no hurry. Mom and Dad, my son left first.

Grandma: Be careful on the road!

Sun Xiao: Oh! Got it! Get some sleep! I'm leaving! The door is closed!

Tang Bai: Sun Xiao took up his backpack and walked out of the house, thinking, I'm going to be late.

But my stomach is still growling. Walking on the road at the moment. The music is playing the noise of the morning.

Sun Xiao: The shopkeeper wants two meat buns and 1 cup of soybean milk.

Steamed bun shop owner: OK! Coming! Two meat buns with 1 cup of soybean milk.

Sun Xiao: Thank you.

Steamed bun shop owner: Are you coming back tonight?

Sun Xiao: Nobody cooks at night. Come on! See you in ............., boss!

Steamed bun shop owner: Go!

Sun Xiao: Well, don't say any more. I'm going to be late. Goodbye!

Steamed bun shop owner: OK! Be careful on the road! (waving goodbye)

Tang Bai: Sun Xiao thought: It will be late. What to do! It's 7: 00 in the morning,

There are five minutes left in the morning reading class. Sun Xiao was worried to death.

At the same time, classmate A, classmate B and classmate C all came to the classroom, and the teacher was reading a book on it. I am reading: Guan Guanluo, in Jiangzhou, a gentle and graceful lady, a very gentle and graceful gentleman (.......................................)

Sun Xiao: (kicking and hissing) Hey! Finally arrived (see table 7: 20) exclamation point! ! ! !

Report!

Teacher: Sun Xiao, why is it so late? Keep reading!

Sun Xiao: Sorry, I got up late this morning. Can you pay attention next time?

Teacher: What's wrong with you recently? How many days were you late last week? Huh?

Sun Xiao: Four days.

Teacher: Four days! Four days! How many days a week do you have the nerve to say!

Sun Xiao: I'll pay attention next time, next time!

Teacher: I'll give you voluntary labor later!

Sun Xiao: Oh!

Teacher: Go in!

10 seconds later

Tang Bai: It's half past seven. (The bell rings)

(Classmate A, Classmate B, Classmate C: Say in unison: Oh! Class is over! Let's practice! )

Classmate B: Thank you, Sun Xiao!

Sun Xiao: Nothing, you should! Clean up, take a bite of the steamed stuffed bun and leave! )

Tang Bai: The bell is ringing. (Music begins ...)

Sun Xiao is walking home with a backpack. (Change the music to light music) (Sun Xiao lowers his head)

Steamed bun shop owner: selling steamed buns! Steamed buns seller!

Sun Xiao: Thank you! Goodbye!

Steamed bun shop owner: Have a nice trip!