In the variety show, the scene of "killing people" is extremely comfortable. Which one do you remember?

The most classic cross talk in variety shows is a scene of Dr. Li Hongye, the founder of formula cross talk, in Degang Guo's "New Crosstalk" program. This is a battle without smoke, but we can also see the game of character and the contest of skills.

Before the competition, Li Hongye was very dissatisfied with the contestant and summoner Degang Guo. "Can people who don't laugh pass?" Such nagging led to his psychological imbalance.

Li Hongye is very unfriendly to Degang Guo, and because of Li Hongye's ability, it is difficult to fool Lao Guo. As a science and engineering man, Dr. Li will definitely look forward to this. But he insisted on one-on-one hitting Degang Guo, actually holding the mentality of "smashing a venue".

When JUNG WOO was solemnly invited to take the stage, the doctor absently walked into the venue and said the first sentence was "Hello everyone, hello teacher Guo." Among them, the word "country" is obviously deliberately elongated, with a tone of dissatisfaction and ridicule.

Degang Guo is an old scoundrel. Although he realized that the other person was not a kind person, he was able to keep a peaceful mind. Li Hongye went on to say, "You don't know me, do you?"

This sentence is very offensive. If the answer is no, it will make people feel ignorant. If you say yes, it proves that I am famous all over the world.

Degang Guo said, "Then let me know you today." Immediately resolve the embarrassment and throw the topic to the other party. If you want me to know you, please show me your real skill.

Next, Dr. Li gave Degang Guo three books. Pointing to the funny logic, he said to Degang Guo, "I think you can understand this book."

Under the eyes of the public, give directions to crosstalk masters. Laugh at Degang Guo for not understanding his works. Li Hongye magnified his arrogance infinitely, so that everyone could see it. The whole book wrote two words, "Ignorance"!

Degang Guo once said arrogantly, "I am the ancestor of swearing." However, at least what we see here is Degang Guo's strong psychological endurance. Most people call this "self-restraint".

Degang Guo even joked, "Look at such players, they didn't come empty-handed." Please note that Degang Guo lags behind other countries and has a short pause. This is a language rhythm that only professional crosstalk performers can master.

Dr. Li and Degang Guo can't use each other, and then their performances are more jokes than crosstalk. After the performance, at the invitation of Degang Guo, he began to explain his crosstalk formula. Unexpectedly, Dr. Li became more and more proud, saying that he had written more than 560 cross talks with his own formula.

Now, he has made such "brilliant" achievements that Degang Guo doesn't know these two, which makes Dr. Li feel aggrieved and angry. Actually, let Degang Guo ask Yu Qianer later. He said he must know.

Degang Guo still laughed at himself with a straight face. "I have to ask when I go back. What are you up to? All day. "

Please note that Li Hongye is from Tianjin. Tianjin people only have a voice behind unimportant and fun things. Like pinball, puppy. Li Hongye called Degang Guo's partner Angela Yu Chien, which is obviously a great disrespect. At present, only Yu Qian's master, Mr. Shi Fukuan, can directly address Yu Qian. Even peers like, can only be called "Qian Ge".

In fact, Degang Guo has already made up his mind in his heart that he will not let the couple pass, but he can still slide backwards and keep a straight face. Patiently explain the characteristics of cross talk performance to Dr. Li, and then lead the topic to him.

Crosstalk is defined as "only Shang Yan is successful". And extended to "formula crosstalk, in a gymnasium in Shanghai, the audience is full, you must succeed."

At this point, Degang Guo suddenly changed the subject and put the formula crosstalk on the coals in Shang Yan. Dr. Li was completely unprepared and was caught off guard by Degang Guo, who had been on the defensive.

Dr. Li is puzzled. He didn't look back and question Degang Guo's definition of crosstalk success. Instead, he listened to Degang Guo. "You invest, I will do it right away." Of course, Degang Guo wouldn't give up this opportunity and replied, "I can't invest. What if I lose? "

Next, Dr. Li's words are even more wrong. "In short, I didn't steal your business." Originally, it was a discussion about the art of cross talk, but Dr. Li attributed the topic to the gains and losses of both sides.

Now that the smell of copper has replaced the bookishness, Degang Guo doesn't have to leave any feelings, and then make up for it decisively. "Because we are not an industry."

At this time, the players outside were furious, and Dr. Li's understanding of cross talk denied the basis of all actors' learning skills. And his rudeness to the summoner satirizes the actor's love for cross talk.

Fortunately, Degang Guo patched up the knife in time and kicked "Formula Crosstalk" out of the phonological circle, which made the actors on the sidelines happy for a while. When the noise outside came into the stadium, Dr. Li's mentality was even more unbalanced. Anxiety made him incoherent. "I say something advanced? Don't always cross talk. "

Degang Guo asked, "you are wrong. Why is cross talk not advanced? " Li Hongye was anxious to explain: "We should not always talk about cross talk. Let's talk about China's real voice. " As a result, Degang Guo made fun of him again. "Isn't this the same thing?"

Treat rudeness with rudeness Who is Degang Guo afraid of? Now that Dr. Li has been temporarily disconnected, Degang Guo has also announced his withdrawal, giving him a chance to speak. This is Degang Guo's tolerance. He is confident enough to disdain to compete with the younger generation for a while.

Li Hongye won a chance to briefly introduce his "Formula Crosstalk" and should stop when it is too good. I didn't expect him to have a sudden attack.

"I really regret joining your group." I can't help it. Dr. Li always overestimates his ability. As a result, Degang Guo strongly rebounded and said the sentence that was widely circulated later, "It's not too late for you to leave now."

Treat rudeness with rudeness Who is Degang Guo afraid of? He directly interrupted Dr. Li and said, "You thought you were a champion when you came." In fact, from this sentence, we can see that Degang Guo was actually prepared, and Degang Guo had already studied and predicted this crosstalk doctor.

Dr. Li is still striving for Degang Guo's recognition of his apprentice Song Qiyu. But his once aggressive advantage has been knocked down by Degang Guo, and now it's time for Degang Guo to perform. When Dr. Li still regarded himself as a real crosstalk newcomer, Degang Guo suddenly said strongly, "You can make your own program."

A word like thunder, Li Hongye has been stunned by Degang Guo's tough attitude. Degang Guo began his sincere speech again: "Art has no first place in literature and no second place in martial arts, which only represents my point of view at the moment. You think your formula crosstalk is good, and I don't want to discourage you. Just to tell you, on this stage, you, er, can't. "

Degang Guo's words won applause from the off-stage actors. Seeing that he was doomed to fall short, Dr. Crosstalk could only say, "You won't let us live today. Let's wait and see. Maybe it will be us sitting in this seat tomorrow. "

This is the language commonly used by street gangsters, and it should not be said by doctors. Anyone who says that is basically equivalent to giving up. The loss is not aboveboard. In Tianjin dialect, this is called "planting noodles". Degang Guo also too lazy to pester them, the two sides sounded a retreat.

In this World War I, Degang Guo consolidated his position in the Jianghu. In the face of the opponent's rude challenge, he showed calmness, composure, proper advance and retreat, and well-founded attack and defense. Humor has a sharp edge, and sincerity reflects wisdom.

Li Hongye, a cross talk doctor, also exposed his ignorance and arrogance. His works can't be sold, but his character on the court is even more despised. However, he did use this program to improve his popularity. This is also compensation for losses in the embankment.