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The clay figurine eats dumplings - it’s hard to say (swallow)
The clay figurine’s belly - heartless
The clay figurine fell into the river - there is no one That's it
The clay figurine can't withstand the wind and rain - its nature is too poor
Swimming in the mud ditch - it can't be used
The plasterer worships the Buddha - he understands in his heart
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Mason's tile knife - smooth (coated) surface
Mason's origin - and thin mud
Mason building wall - two sides and three knives
Steamed buns steamed with mud - earthy smell
Bodhisattva made of mud - all rely on gilding
You eat chicken and duck meat, I eat steamed buns - everyone enjoys it Fu
You punch me, I kick you - no one will let anyone else
You sell the door god and I sell the ghost - the same person
You Go to the Antarctic and I will go to the North Pole - each at one end
You have the scales and I have the weights - I am worthy of you
You have the horse and I have the golden saddle - I am worthy of you
You do business and I teach - everyone has his own ambitions
Sail against the current - no resistance; if you don't advance, you will retreat
The fish in the New Year painting - you can't see it Zhongchi
Hunt rabbits on New Year's Eve night - celebrate the New Year with it, or celebrate the New Year without it
Drive away the fox and live with the wolf - one group is more ferocious than the other
Grinder and mill - real (stone) versus real (stone)
After reciting the sutra, beat the monk - no conscience; useful is a relative, useless is an enemy
The mother is not serious ——Re (Dad) Duo
The mother-in-law adopts a niece—two delays
Birds move—fly far away
The bird sees the tree but does not fall—it wants to fly
Birds eat food - they have to bow their heads
Changing shotguns with cannons - they start shaking
The character for bird is written as crow - not even close
Urine turtle makes wine - nonchalant (pot)
Urine pot falls into the well - hesitating
Urine pot has no bottom - obscene
Pinch Eat green onions on your nose - swallow your anger (raw)
Pinch your nose and blow the conch trumpet - swallow your anger
Pinch your nose and cover your mouth - ignore it
Crush your hands to death Bird - easy, very easy
Pinch your nose to live - don't smell the smell
Pinch the tip of your nose to dream - no way
Pinch your nose Singing opera - with a dull accent
Living with fists - feeling suffocated
Holding a penny and sweating - knowing how to live
Niu Bei Put a saddle on the horse - chaos
A flea on the cow's nose - arrogance
Cow eating the driver - lawlessness
Cow fighting - death
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A calf pulls a cart - chaos
A calf flutters at a butterfly - it looks easy but is difficult to do
Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung - looks good or not delicious
The cow butts the head of the sheep - on the face
The tip of the horn is against the tip of the horn - raping (point)
Straw hanging on the horn - light
p>Ants crawling on the horns of cows - inconspicuous
Insects in cow niches - hard drills
Ox pulling cars - a strange thing
Pigs in a cowshed are unreliable
A horse’s mouth is stuck in a cowshed—you have no business to speak
The Cowherd makes an appointment with the Weaver Girl—see you later
The meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl - once a year
Milk mixed with ink - confusion of black and white
Wearing a cowhide jacket inside out - making lice take detours
Cowhide drum, bronze gong - no sound if not played
Cowhide drum - loud and empty
Cowhide drum wet with water - no sound
Cow butt The snakes and insects in the cracks - they can take advantage of the gaps and suck blood
The flies behind the cow's butt - they scatter in a rush; they stare (bite) and don't put them down
The cow's butt Read the sacrificial inscription later - empty words
Pluck hairs from the cow - don't care; no harm to the body
The sun will set after the cow dies - misfortunes never come singly
The two halves of the cow's hoof - can't close together
Offering the cow's hoof - it shows how big your horns (feet) are
The Ox King doesn't care about the donkey's affairs - everyone is in charge
The bull's eye looks at others - he looks down on you
The old scalper in the countryside - he has suffered all his life
The pus cells are broken through the top - it's rotten
p>A daughter’s country gets married—a rare occasion
A daughter’s country recruits a horse—wishful thinking
A female ghost steals a man—a shameless death
Women's tightrope walking - bold and careful
Kowtow in front of the idol - respectful
Stir-fried soybean sprouts with lotus root - hook up
Pole climbing competition - — See who can climb up faster
Fall when climbing stairs - the higher you climb, the harder you fall
The skill of a creeper - knowing how to tie knots
Climb onto a horse I want to fly on my back - so high and far away
Slap on the thigh to scare the tiger - no use at all
If you flatter the horse and slap it on the mouth - it will bite you
If you flatter the horse, it will bite you On the hoof - a kick on the back
Pat the butt and leave - don't care
Panel drawing - the lines are too thick
Queue up to braid - — Come one by one
Pork ribs and roasted tofu - hard and soft
Take shelter from the rain under the archway - take shelter for a while
Pan Jinlian boils medicine - secretly Putting poison
Pan Jinlian toasted Wu Song - with bad intentions
Pan Jinlian toasted - ugly words ahead
Driving on a winding mountain road - be good at turning
The judge handles the case - scary to death
The judge plays the magic tree - plays all kinds of tricks
The girl who is looking forward to the sun - the enthusiastic (sunny) person
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Crabs teach children - not sure of the right path
Crabs pull carts - do not follow the right path; use force
Crabs get married - they are all bastards
Crabs spitting foam - endless
The fat sea fell into coptis water - soaked in bitter water
The fat woman passed the narrow door - the door was blocking the door
A fat man wears a small coat - it doesn't fit
Throwing a ball to attract a bride - may not go as expected
Running competition - you chase me
Run Catching the carp after catching the shrimp - it's better to manage it
Running the sheep to repair the pen - to prepare for the future
Horse racing will cause a stumbling block - intentionally harming others
Bubble gum sticks to glutinous rice - it can't be pulled apart
Soaked beans - not clean
Soaked earth wall - it won't grow long
The temper of a flamethrower - he gets angry when he opens his mouth
Putting eggs in a basin - countless eggs
Placing landscapes in a basin - fake scenery
An inflated ball - full of anger
Being a beggar holding a golden bowl - being stupid with joy, why bother asking for help
Begging for food from a golden bowl - pretending to be poor and complaining
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Holding a loach - playing tricks
Putting on linen to put out fire - asking for trouble
Putting on a raincoat to save others - causing trouble
Arsenic mixed with ginger juice--poisonous
Arsenic soaked in chili pepper--extremely poisonous
Leather trousers on leather trousers--there must be a reason
Washing the shrimps in the leather basket - none of them can escape
The rubber ball is rubbed with oil - it is round and slippery
The ball is dropped in the oil tank - it is round and slippery
The ball fell into the water - floated on the surface
The ball was stabbed - deflated
The ball was sharpened - deflated
The skin was soft and soft Hard - superficially friendly
A pimp hits someone - it's time to deal with it
A leather doll hits a dog - you are not a good person
Waxing leather shoes - a short time
Shadow puppet show - just pull it and go
Place a spring under the buttocks - jump to the top
Insert a needle into the buttocks - the deeper it becomes, the deeper it goes
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Hold a saw on the butt – cut off the back path
Put a painted face on the butt – no one likes it
Put eyebrows on the butt – such a big face
Sitting on the egg
——A complete mess
Liar gambling——playing tricks
Eating puffer fish to the death——fighting for one’s life
Anemia patient——face is dull
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Building graves in the ground - making something out of nothing
Flat mirror - eight-sided light
Painting door gods on the screen - words (paintings) with words
Sealing wax on the mouth of the bottle - watertight
Flies in the bottle - no way out
Shrews apply powder - just to look good on their face
Mother-in-law has the final say - no justice
Mother-in-law eats watermelon - no leaks
Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrel with son to persuade - dilemma
Mortars to kill mosquitoes ——Making a fuss out of a molehill
Mortars versus machine guns—a long reply
A broken quilt wrapped in pearls—the good stuff is inside
A broken watch— Maybe
Broken teapot fell into the water - several heads got water
Broken coat - ignored (inside)
Broken jar - thrown away
A broken jacket with peonies embroidered on it - the picture looks good
A broken dumpling - it has slipped away
A broken trumpet - stop blowing it
Broken beams used as a fire stick - overuse of materials
Ragged sacks filled with rotten sleeves - not a good product
Ragged cotton-padded jackets and silk pullovers - just to keep up appearances
Broken ball, rotten tires - deflated everywhere
Broken ball with a hat on it - useless (arrogant)
Broken pipa - not easy to talk about (played)
Breaking the net to catch fish - blindly fishing
Breaking the net to catch shrimps - failed
Broken the house door - always holding it with a stick
Breaking a steamer to steam buns - letting out all the energy
Having a caesarean section to hide pearls - loving money rather than life
Having a caesarean section to hide pearls - wanting money rather than life
Having a caesarean section Offer your liver and gallbladder - die loyally
Cut open the belly of the cuttlefish - a black heart
Cut the fish and get the pearl - overjoyed
Bodhisattva's long worm - Buddha's Mouth and Snake Heart
Bodhisattva's Beard - Artificial
Bodhisattva's Beard - Peaceful
Bodhisattva's Heart - Soft
The Bodhisattva fell into the river - leaving the (flowing) god
The Bodhisattva sat in the cold temple - lonely
Breaking in the shade under the grape trellis - comfortable
Grape juice is filled with toilet water - not a piece of spice
Pumpkin in July and August - the skin is old but the heart is not old
A man with seven feet and a door with six feet - have to bow his head
Seven captures of Meng Huo - convince him orally
Seven sesame seeds in stone jars - a lot of effort
Seven fairies marry Dong Yong - take the initiative
Qi Huan Gong uses Dong Zhong - does not remember the past grudges
Ride an old ox to chase a fast horse - out of reach
Take shelter from the rain under the arcade - take shelter for a while
Ride a donkey and look at the songbook - what you see is what you take
Ride a donkey and take a cane - unnecessary
Ride a donkey and look at the person sitting in the sedan - less than the one above, more than more than the bottom
Horse riding carries all the burden - it's all on the horse
Horse riding without a whip - flattering
Horse riding across a single-plank bridge - it's hard to turn back
Riding a horse through the busy city - how unreasonable
Riding a horse on a single-plank bridge - there is no turning back
Riding a horse up Tianshan Mountain - looking back to see where things stand
There is little time for horseback riding, so I need to clean the stirrups. Too much time - putting the cart before the horse
Riding a donkey does not require driving - Tao is familiar
Riding a donkey is useful for driving - Taoer is good
Riding an ox to find an ox - The old fool
Riding an ox and chasing a horse - out of reach
Riding a camel and eating steamed buns - overjoyed with the stuffing
Riding a camel chasing chicken - Don't know high and low
The veteran general on the chessboard - can't get out of the square
The knight's elephant on the chessboard - never leave the general
The pieces on the chessboard - twist Take a step, take a step
Play the harp on the top of the flagpole - sing a high tune
The lantern on the flagpole - Gao Ming
Hang a mine on the flagpole -
Fantasy (ring)
The beggar is jealous - he looks poor
The beggar eats plums - he is poor
The beggar rings the bell - he is so poor
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A beggar’s clothes - full of flaws
A beggar’s life - all depends on charity from others
A beggar enters a hair salon - no one cares about him
A beggar Dancing Yangko - being poor and happy
Beggars talking about cross talk - playing poor words
Beggars dancing - being poor and happy
Beggars raising pigs - no luck
The crane lifting lantern grass - not worth mentioning
The crane lifting chicken feathers - not worth mentioning, overqualified for the best use
Graduated from the Meteorological University - it is rain when you hear it, and it is rain when you see flashes Thunder
The car caught fire - someone pushed it
The balloon went up to the sky - it blew up
The bricks to build the wall - came from behind
Working with a jack - not afraid of the pressure
Putting out the head of the jack - the pressure is strong
Building a long shed thousands of miles away - there is no feast that lasts
Sending goose feathers after thousands of miles - light courtesy but heavy affection
Sending off guests thousands of miles - there is always a difference
A journey of thousands of miles has just begun - the road is still long
Thousand-year journey Big tree - deep roots and luxuriant
Thousand-year-old vixen - weird
Thousand-year-old bronzeware - old antique
Thousand-year-old copper bell - durable Crackdown
Thousand-year-old wild boar - food for tigers
Crossing the single-plank bridge with a morning glory - sad
Blowing the morning glory as a trumpet - a joke
Morning glory pleases - climb along the pole
Leading a lame donkey to the hole bridge - the awl cannot be poked
Leading a sheep and the whole family - people are too busy
Leading a camel and counting chickens - high and low
Leading a sheep into a photo studio - taking photos abroad
In front of you Behind the wolf are tigers - one more fierce than the other
There is a dead end ahead - it won't work
The children of the ex-wife coax the stepmother - it's all lies
Previous Fujiko hangs himself - it's hard to die
There are strong enemies in front and pursuers behind - a dilemma
Qian Chuanzi's head - drill into any holes
Qiantang River Rising tide - big ups and downs
Sleeping in the eyes of money - thin people
Diving - keep calm
Put a raft on the shoal - drag it again and again
Failure to repay debts - letting go
Paying back debts - of course
A robber shows kindness - a rare occasion
The robber met the grandpa thief - the black man eats the black man
The robber looked in the mirror - the thief's brain
The robber walked away and took out the gun - pretending to be brave
The robber Dreaming - thinking about stealing
Forcing a daughter-in-law to get married - the person is not in the heart
The strong and unyielding ant in the crack of the wall - has its own way
Wall Ants in the cracks - there is no way out
Scorpions in the cracks of the wall - secretly hurting people
Wheat on the wall - wild species
Top of the wall Growing cabbage on the wall - difficult to water (pay)
Sleeping on the wall - rarely turning over
Growing vegetables on the wall - no chance (garden)
Grab Breaking the bowl after eating - haste makes waste
Knocking the pot lid to sell pancakes - such a big brand
Knocking open the wooden fish - grinning from ear to ear
Bang the gong to sell candy - each does his own job
Bang the gong to chase the rabbit - make noises
Beat the gong and meet the cannon shooter - think (ring) to the point
Catching sparrows by beating gongs - not a single one can be caught
Singing operas by beating empty rice vats - being poor and happy
There are bald men hiding in the buckwheat fields - not seeing them Come here
Catch the tortoise in the buckwheat field - a sure shot
Kneaded from buckwheat - no bones
Beat the buckwheat husks into paste - not stick together
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Squeeze oil from buckwheat husks - dig to death
Squeeze oil from buckwheat husks - make something out of nothing
Cover on the top of the bridge - empty above and below
<p>Put a pole in the hole of the bridge - you can't afford it
Put a pole in the hole of the bridge - you can't afford it
The bridge is a bridge and the road is a road - it's clear as day
A clever father beats a clever mother - cleverness upon cleverness
A clever daughter-in-law - it is difficult to make a meal without rice
Sister Qiao's hair - billowing waves
The pretty eldest sister chooses her eyebrows - pull them out by the roots
Show her pretty eyes to a blind man - convey the wrong love
The pretty daughter-in-law wears a phoenix crown - even better
The pigtails are not called pigtails - dead
The head is shaved with a kitchen knife - Zhenxuan
The eggplant blooms with yellow flowers - changed species
The descendants of Qin Hui - —Treacherous boy
Qin Hui's crime of killing Yue Fei - a groundless crime
Qin Hui's crime of killing Yue Fei - a groundless crime
Qin Hui has to bear the burden - he did not pay
Qin Shihuang’s grandma - she is old
Qin Shihuang put away his weapons - sit back and relax
Qin Shubao’s yellow mules and horses - they have a lot of background
Green vegetables Boiled tofu - no oil or water
Feed the cows with green grass - there are some tender ones to bite
The green-faced tiger comes down the mountain - a little dress up
Green-skinned pineapple - still Immature
Taking a bath in the blue dye vat - light all over (green)
Put fried beans on the bluestone - one cooked, one jumped
On the bluestone board Moss - can't take root
Throw birds and turtles on the bluestone - head-on collision
Paulownia wood as a pole - hard
Frogs sing - croak
A frog eats a wasp - and gets an awl
The frog spends the winter - stays still
The frog crawls on the feet - does not bite, scares people One jump
A frog courting a mate - shouting loudly
A frog tied to a whip - not worth a beating
A frog falling in love - endless noise
The frog looks at the jade rabbit - there is a difference between heaven and earth
The frog laughs at the tadpole - forgets where he came from
The frog goes into the snake hole - seeks death p>
Green bamboo poles dug into latrines - the more you dig them, the smellier they become
Green bamboo snakes, wasps with needles in their tails - the most poisonous
A nest of wasps - scattered with a bang
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The wife after the Qingming Festival - one night and one day
The yellow plum rain during the Qingming Festival - this happens every year
Throwing stones in the Qingshui Pond - looking to the bottom at a glance
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Stir-fried vegetables in clear oil - everyone has their own preferences
Steamed duck - all mushy and chewy
Dragonfly eats its tail - bites itself
The dragonfly touches the water - east and west
The dragonfly touches the water and touches the flowers - useless
The dragonfly touches the water - only touches the surface
A dragonfly hits a bee and a spider's web - it has wings and is hard to fly
Invite a monkey to pick peaches - they can't get into your belly
Invite the King of Hell to suppress the judge - with a big Bullying
Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently
Inviting a bricklayer to the roof - checking for loopholes
Inviting a sister-in-law as a companion - not being kind-hearted
The poor grandma goes to the temple fair - she wants people but no one, she wants money but no money
Poor and romantic, hungry and happy - having fun in hardship
Poor widow goes to the market ——No one wants people, no money if you want money
The poor widow returns to her parents’ home - it’s hard to tell her difficulties
The poor man goes out to a restaurant - his stomach is empty, his pocket is empty
The poor cobbler’s possessions - broken shoes
The poor filed a lawsuit - stepped forward
The poor fell into a snow cave - cold and hungry
The poor buy rice - just a word (liter)
The poor sell their daughters - they have no choice
The poor sell their children - they have no choice
The poor scholars get married - they will Just do it, keep everything simple
Poor debtors celebrate the New Year - dodge
Poor words and evil tongue - disgusting people
Autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves - one blow A large area
After Autumn, pull out the radish - no matter how hard it is, you still have to touch it
After Autumn, the cicadas chirp - hoarsely
After Autumn's stick
The ground - such hard ballast
The melon shed after autumn - empty shelves
The grasshopper after autumn - it will start to squeak in a few days
The fox after autumn - changed
The wasp after autumn - eager and weak
The cucumber after autumn - no energy, no staying power; wilted
The grasshopper after autumn - can only jump for a few days
The fan after autumn - no one cares about it
The leaves after autumn - yellow
The loofah after autumn - full of silk (silk)
The mosquito after autumn - it has been buzzing for a few days
The mosquito after autumn ——It's fun again
Sorghum after autumn - red from head to toe
Westerly wind blows after autumn - one day is cooler than the other day
The swings are tied together Ziping - great turmoil
Peeling jute in autumn - it's just nonsense
Persimmons in autumn - the redder they get as they get older
Earthworms wear hats - Rustic
Earthworms hooking carps - using small ones to lure big ones
Earthworms dig the ground - a lot of effort but little gain
Football on the pitch - —Being kicked around
Running on the court — going in circles
Going to the North Pole to investigate — a long way to go
Paralyzed — unable to move
There is only one moon in the world - there is no point in fighting
You can see the stone in the spring - it is clear
Boxing match - if you don’t hit him, he will hit you too
Punch a chili pepper with your fist - a hot shot
Punch a flea with your fist - you are the one who suffers
Hock a horse with your fist - a capable person
Persuading cows not to eat grass is a waste of words
If you lack a bamboo root, you will still make bamboo rafts - I don’t care about you
A shrimp lacks a tail - you can’t make big waves
Eating a watermelon with missing teeth - many ways
The crooked buttocks of a lame donkey - evil (slanted) doors and crooked ways
A lame donkey deserves to be broken - two generals
The lame man follows the blind man - learn from each other's strengths
The lame man walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good like him
The lame man wears a big shirt - he starts shaking
The lame man farts - an evil spirit
The lame man relies on the blind man - learn from each other's strengths
The lame man rides on the blind donkey - look after each other and show off each other's strengths
The lame man hunched his back - bowed (back arched) and genuflected
The lame man carried the blind man - followed him up and down
The lame man chased the thief - the more he shouted, the further away
The lame man Walking on the mountain road - staggering here and there
Meeting on the Magpie Bridge - once a year
People go on the roof - they can’t sit still; they can’t sit still
Thrown out Hand grenades - no one dares to ask for them
A three-foot-long blowtorch - only one mind
Gunpowder in a casserole - no sparks allowed
Falcon The bird hunted - an accomplice
Swallowed the live coals - became mute
The baby became the commander - the villain succeeded
The baby teased his sister - he laughed
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Dolls watch magic tricks - incomprehensible
Dolls ride on wooden horses - no progress, no retreat
Dolls take to the streets - where there is excitement
Dolls playing with fire - never do it
Dolls playing chess - no overall situation in mind
Baby fish's mouth - delicious
Baby fish climb up Trees - looking left and right, they don't look like people
Digging trenches to look for bean bags to eat - useless
Digging wells and finding artesian springs - just what you want
Gouged out his eyes and became a judge - blind to the end
Wa Pomegranate - so hard to eat
Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng
Crooked neck Hanging a necklace - not necessarily beautiful
Looking at the watch with your neck crooked - your views are incorrect
Talking with your neck crooked - your mouth is wrong
Wearing a hat crookedly and wearing a coat crookedly ——Unseemly
A crooked pot with a flat stove - one set with a set
Tilting one's head to watch the show - unreasonable and making trouble
Eating with one's mouth crooked Pomegranate - come up with all the crooked ideas
Blowing a lantern with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) breath
Blowing a flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye
Blowing a conch with a crooked mouth - two generals
Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air
Wear a mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen
Become a cavalry with a crooked mouth - immediately lose your face
The crooked-mouthed monk eats snails - it's crooked
The crooked-mouthed monk blows the lamp - a slanted breath
The crooked-mouthed monk - not serious
The crooked-mouthed monk recited sutras - he couldn't say a serious word
The crooked-mouthed monk played the trumpet - the tune was wrong
The crooked-mouthed woman stumbled - the wrong way up and down were wrong
The crooked-mouthed mother-in-law drinks soup - left and right
Grandpa died - there is no way to save (uncle)
Foreign trade goods are unqualified - difficult to export
Grandma has a little son - there is hope
My nephew beats my uncle - it is official business
My nephew wears filial piety - there is no hope
A piece of paving was picked up outside, and a fur coat was thrown into the house - the gain outweighed the loss
The stove prince in the outer room - sat alone
The scimitar met the gourd to chop vegetables - just right
The bent tree - cannot straighten up
Go to the market in the evening - dispersed
Long live he fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for you The Great Journey
Long Live Lord’s toilet - no share for you (feces)
The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picking)
It’s not too late to make up for the situation once the sheep is gone
Wang Anshi draws a circle—leave a tail
The tortoise eats the weight—is determined
The tortoise eats the watermelon—get out Rolling, crawling; rolling and crawling
The butt of the tortoise - regulations (turtle buttocks)
Chicken feathers on the belly of the tortoise - the turtle (return) has an arrow-like heart
The bastard carrying the fork - consciously having light
The bastard's heart - straight rectum; unable to pretend anything
The bastard biting his finger - refusing to let go
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Wang Baochai made a report - holding back the sound and breath
Wang Baochai fell in love with the beggar - a visionary
Taoist Wang drew amulets - he understood
Wang Laodao prays for rain - sooner or later this year
Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas
The Queen Mother's flat peaches - no matter how good they are, you can't eat them Arrive
The Queen Mother's hammer and stone - after a big battle
The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if she wants wind, she will get wind, if she wants rain, she will get rain
Wang Po sells melons - Self-promotion
Wang Qi's brother - Wang Ba
Wang Qiao fights against Shi Chong - willing to be defeated
Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one
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Wang Xiaoer beats gongs and drums - he is so poor
Wang Zuo breaks his arm - leaving one hand
The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - cannot escape
Watching the wind and fluttering shadows - all in vain
Looking at the peonies on the terrace - being a ghost is also romantic
Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes
Playing chess on the chess board - wrong moves
Eating watermelon around the stove - sweet to the heart and warm to the body
Merrymaking around the beggar - making fun of the poor
2010-12-18 14:32 Shanhaixuan | Level 15
Mom’s sisters--Doubtful (aunt)
The crenels on the stage- - Failed (Putrajaya)
The whip on the stage - added weight (fake horse)
Fire in the Guanyin Hall - Miaozai (temple disaster)
Sun Monkey sits in the Golden Palace - not like Ren (Ren) Lord
The birthday boy shoots targets - Laoqiang (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (playing)
Blowing fire through wheat straw - stingy (instrument)
Horse racing in the alley - difficult question (hooves)
Crossing the river by pulling one's beard - excessive modesty (pulling the beard) (crossing)
Pull the bell into the air - fantasy (ring)
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Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)
Buying camels at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)
Sichuan peppercorns fall into the rice - trouble (rice)
Flies fly into the cow's eyes - eat when tired (tears)
Bean dregs stick to the door god - do not stick (sticky)
Bean basket fire with firewood - anxious (skip)
Dried tofu cooked with meat - there are several portions (vegetarian)
Tofu curd cooking - How can we use words (salt)
A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people
Two hundred yuan of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peeled)
Hold longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)
Two trumpets are blown to the same tune - they want to (sound) together
Han Mei worships Yaksha - all ( Jing) See ghost
Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)
Men don't beat their wives - good luck (couple)
Scholars write poems - yes Two hands (head)
The bald man takes off his hat - the first name (Ming Dynasty)
The girl from the He family to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)
Punching a boat in the belly - expert (navigation)
Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)
Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy
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Light mosquito coils under the bed - nothing to do (mosquito)
Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the noisier (fry) ), the colder
The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)
Sand and stone beat bluestone - solid (stone) hits solid (stone)
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Boat on the beach - grounded (up) shallow
An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)
No temple fair - don't rush (crowded)
A coffin without a bottom--not a prosperous person
Have no money to buy conch--save some (suck)
Huaierpo crosses the single-plank bridge-- The collar (tight) and (er) take risks
Hold a horse spoon in your arms--a sincere (prosperous) heart
Put cotton in your arms--a soft (warm) heart
Carrying gourds in arms - soothes (combing) the heart
Poor people buy rice - one sound (liter) of head
Poor carpenter opens business - only one sentence (saw)
The tinker fell into a somersault - sticking (iron) upside down
Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) the monster
Zhang Tianshi knelt in the muddy water - begged for mercy ( Sunny)
Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bubuqi (riding)
The rooster wears a hat - official (crown) upon official (crown)
Knocking soot on the chicken's head - how many (chicken) heads are angry?
Chicken pecks the ants - just right (for food)
No need for an awl to hold the soles of the shoes - really (needle) good
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Paper railings - cannot lean on
Paper stools - cannot sit on
Paper stoves - pass ( The pot) will not work
The pipa made of paper--it cannot be talked about (played)
The donkey skin stuck to the wall--it is not like talking (painting)
The cripple enters the hospital - self-consciousness (foot treatment)
The frog jumps on the big drum - understands (dong dong)
Goes down to the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)
Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)
The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)
Jujube stone cutting board - not much Sentence (saw)
Selling cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (quantity)
Selling shrimps without a scale - catching blind people (shrimps)
Camp fire bugs Butt--not a lot (bright)
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The monk holds an umbrella - lawless
The monk separates the family - troublesome (temple)
The monk sits in a cave - nothing happens (temple)
The monk dragged the wood--something happened (temple)
The monk's house--wonderful (temple)
The monk's head--no way (fa)
The ax breaks the bamboo - anxious (cutting section)
Loading the net in the fish pond - extra (fish)
Foxes quarreling - a bunch of foxes (fox) Words
The fox rides the tiger - the fox fakes (drives) the power of the tiger
The dog has horns - the foreign (sheep) spirit
The dog eats tofu brain - leisure (title) is not attached
The dog eats grass--pretending (sheep)
The dog eats cucumber--when it is wrong (food)
The blind man makes fried dough sticks- - Blind man (fried to paste)
The blind man wears glasses - he is smart
The cowherd eats crabs - Needless to say (with salt)
Saute salt for stir-frying pickles - too lazy (salty)
Put a pot on the kang - Renovate (stove)
Wash yellow lotus by the river - He (river) is bitter
Vegetables growing in the river - not burnt (poured)
Candle poured in oil - a heart (wick)
Mason trimming a mouse - perfunctory (eyes) It's over
The plasterer has no ash - waiting for (bricks)
The plasterer beckons - wants you (mud)
The plasterer's tile knife - light Picture (paint) surface
Clay Bodhisattva has grass growing on his body - panic (famine)
Loach playing drums - talking nonsense
Cowardly carpenter -- It's just a sentence (saw)
Hanging lanterns in the air - Xuan (hanging)
Empty shuttles mending the net - no rule (weaving)
Empty The coffin is placed in mourning - there is no one in the eyes (wood)
The empty steamer is placed on the pot table - competing for (steam) air
Putting a baking basket on the shoulders - annoying (brain) fire
p>The needle on the thread board - hold it back
The orchard in spring - makes sense (peaches and plums)
Looking at the head of the field in spring and autumn - specifically looking for a job ( Cha)er
Glass Bodhisattva - Understanding Man (God)
Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - Yu Jia personally conquers (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - Zheng ( I am) in Hong
The judge who dug out his eyes--blind management (ghost)
The drum of the City God's Temple--ghost watch (knock)
The city god's Horse--Bujianqi (riding)
City God's beard--Ghost Noisy (fried)
City God's Dai Xiao--running for nothing (robe)
Licorice in the drug store - an indispensable (taste)
Opening a drawer in the drug store - looking for fun (pills)
Fire in the tea shop - Sure enough (burning)
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Waving in the teahouse - Hu (pot) comes
The straw handle is used as a lamp - Carelessness (core)
Soaking in the grass mud pond - Laughing (fermentation)
Straw hat as a gong - can't think (ring)
Fire on the grass beach - show mercy (green)
Buckwheat hulls beaten into paste - don't stick to both (sticky)
Hanging soles from vitex trees - pulling (thorn) skin
Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - dirty (dirty) official
The tree is small and provides shade Little - no care (shadow)
The tree fell - no shadow (shade)
Under the salty broth - no words (salt)
Eating too much salt - even if it is a leisurely (salty) matter
Burning tofu with pickled vegetables - something to say (salt) first
Pickled vegetables and tofu - no need to say more (salt)
Pickled vegetables dipped in soybean paste - too strict (salt) and heavy
Tilted-headed monk bowed down - something is wrong (neck )
Noodles light up the lamp - it is a crime (to eat).
The kitchen god sticks to the door god - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)
Sand and stone beating Bluestone - solid (stone) hitting solid (stone)
Sail on the beach - beached (raised) shallow
An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)
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Not rushing to the temple fair - don't be anxious (crowded)
A coffin without a bottom - not a prosperous person
No money to buy conches - save some (suck)
The mother-in-law crossing the single-plank bridge - being brave and taking risks
carrying a horse spoon in her arms - sincere heart
Carry cotton in your arms--soft (warm) heart
Carry grizzly in your arms--soothe (comb) the heart
Poor people buy rice--a sound of (liter) head
The poor carpenter opened his business - only one sentence (saw)
The tinker fell into somersault - upside down (iron)
Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) monsters
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Zhang Tianshi kneels in the muddy water - begging for mercy (clear)
Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bu Bianqi (riding)
The rooster wears a hat - official (crown) ) Shangjiaguan (Crown)
Knocking soot on the chicken's head - a few (chicken) heads are angry
Chicken pecking at ants - just right (food)
No awl is needed to hold the soles - really (needle) good
Paper railings - cannot be leaned on
Paper stools - cannot be used for (sitting)
Paper-made stove--cannot pass (pot)
Paper-made pipa--cannot talk (play)
Donkey skin stuck to the wall- - Unlucky (painting)
The kidnapper goes to the hospital--consciousness (foot treatment)
The frog jumps on the big drum--understanding (dong dong)
Going down the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)
Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)
The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)
Jujube core cutting board--a few words (sawing)
Selling cloth without a ruler--bad intentions (quantity)
Selling shrimp without a scale- - Catch the blind (shrimp)
The butt of the campfire bug--not a lot (bright)
The monk holds an umbrella--lawless
The monk points Home - trouble (temple)
Monk sitting in a cave - nothing (temple)
Monk dragging wood - something happened (temple)
Monk The house - wonderful (temple)
The monk's head - unable (to send)
The ax broke the bamboo - anxious (cutting section)
Yuchi Lixianet - extra (fish)
Foxes quarreling - a bunch of nonsense
Fox riding tiger - fox pretending (driving) the tiger's power
The dog has long horns--foreign (sheep) spirit
The dog eats tofu brain--it has no time (title)
The dog eats green grass--pretends (sheep)
A dog eats cucumber - the wrong time (food)
A blind man makes fried dough sticks - blind (fried)
A blind man wears glasses - smart (charged)
The cowherd eats crabs - needless to say (with salt)
Saute the pickles with salt - too leisurely (salty)
Place the pot on the kang -- Renovation (stove)
Wash yellow lotus by the river - why (river) is bitter
Grow vegetables in the river - not burnt (watering)
Oil poured candle -
- A heart (core)
The plasterer has no ash - just perfunctory (eyes) to get things done
The plasterer has no ash - (bricks) wait
The plasterer waves -- I want you (mud)
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