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The clay figurine eats dumplings - it’s hard to say (swallow)

The clay figurine’s belly - heartless

The clay figurine fell into the river - there is no one That's it

The clay figurine can't withstand the wind and rain - its nature is too poor

Swimming in the mud ditch - it can't be used

The plasterer worships the Buddha - he understands in his heart

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Mason's tile knife - smooth (coated) surface

Mason's origin - and thin mud

Mason building wall - two sides and three knives

Steamed buns steamed with mud - earthy smell

Bodhisattva made of mud - all rely on gilding

You eat chicken and duck meat, I eat steamed buns - everyone enjoys it Fu

You punch me, I kick you - no one will let anyone else

You sell the door god and I sell the ghost - the same person

You Go to the Antarctic and I will go to the North Pole - each at one end

You have the scales and I have the weights - I am worthy of you

You have the horse and I have the golden saddle - I am worthy of you

You do business and I teach - everyone has his own ambitions

Sail against the current - no resistance; if you don't advance, you will retreat

The fish in the New Year painting - you can't see it Zhongchi

Hunt rabbits on New Year's Eve night - celebrate the New Year with it, or celebrate the New Year without it

Drive away the fox and live with the wolf - one group is more ferocious than the other

Grinder and mill - real (stone) versus real (stone)

After reciting the sutra, beat the monk - no conscience; useful is a relative, useless is an enemy

The mother is not serious ——Re (Dad) Duo

The mother-in-law adopts a niece—two delays

Birds move—fly far away

The bird sees the tree but does not fall—it wants to fly

Birds eat food - they have to bow their heads

Changing shotguns with cannons - they start shaking

The character for bird is written as crow - not even close

Urine turtle makes wine - nonchalant (pot)

Urine pot falls into the well - hesitating

Urine pot has no bottom - obscene

Pinch Eat green onions on your nose - swallow your anger (raw)

Pinch your nose and blow the conch trumpet - swallow your anger

Pinch your nose and cover your mouth - ignore it

Crush your hands to death Bird - easy, very easy

Pinch your nose to live - don't smell the smell

Pinch the tip of your nose to dream - no way

Pinch your nose Singing opera - with a dull accent

Living with fists - feeling suffocated

Holding a penny and sweating - knowing how to live

Niu Bei Put a saddle on the horse - chaos

A flea on the cow's nose - arrogance

Cow eating the driver - lawlessness

Cow fighting - death

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A calf pulls a cart - chaos

A calf flutters at a butterfly - it looks easy but is difficult to do

Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung - looks good or not delicious

The cow butts the head of the sheep - on the face

The tip of the horn is against the tip of the horn - raping (point)

Straw hanging on the horn - light

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Ants crawling on the horns of cows - inconspicuous

Insects in cow niches - hard drills

Ox pulling cars - a strange thing

Pigs in a cowshed are unreliable

A horse’s mouth is stuck in a cowshed—you have no business to speak

The Cowherd makes an appointment with the Weaver Girl—see you later

The meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl - once a year

Milk mixed with ink - confusion of black and white

Wearing a cowhide jacket inside out - making lice take detours

Cowhide drum, bronze gong - no sound if not played

Cowhide drum - loud and empty

Cowhide drum wet with water - no sound

Cow butt The snakes and insects in the cracks - they can take advantage of the gaps and suck blood

The flies behind the cow's butt - they scatter in a rush; they stare (bite) and don't put them down

The cow's butt Read the sacrificial inscription later - empty words

Pluck hairs from the cow - don't care; no harm to the body

The sun will set after the cow dies - misfortunes never come singly

The two halves of the cow's hoof - can't close together

Offering the cow's hoof - it shows how big your horns (feet) are

The Ox King doesn't care about the donkey's affairs - everyone is in charge

The bull's eye looks at others - he looks down on you

The old scalper in the countryside - he has suffered all his life

The pus cells are broken through the top - it's rotten

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A daughter’s country gets married—a rare occasion

A daughter’s country recruits a horse—wishful thinking

A female ghost steals a man—a shameless death

Women's tightrope walking - bold and careful

Kowtow in front of the idol - respectful

Stir-fried soybean sprouts with lotus root - hook up

Pole climbing competition - — See who can climb up faster

Fall when climbing stairs - the higher you climb, the harder you fall

The skill of a creeper - knowing how to tie knots

Climb onto a horse I want to fly on my back - so high and far away

Slap on the thigh to scare the tiger - no use at all

If you flatter the horse and slap it on the mouth - it will bite you

If you flatter the horse, it will bite you On the hoof - a kick on the back

Pat the butt and leave - don't care

Panel drawing - the lines are too thick

Queue up to braid - — Come one by one

Pork ribs and roasted tofu - hard and soft

Take shelter from the rain under the archway - take shelter for a while

Pan Jinlian boils medicine - secretly Putting poison

Pan Jinlian toasted Wu Song - with bad intentions

Pan Jinlian toasted - ugly words ahead

Driving on a winding mountain road - be good at turning

The judge handles the case - scary to death

The judge plays the magic tree - plays all kinds of tricks

The girl who is looking forward to the sun - the enthusiastic (sunny) person

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Crabs teach children - not sure of the right path

Crabs pull carts - do not follow the right path; use force

Crabs get married - they are all bastards

Crabs spitting foam - endless

The fat sea fell into coptis water - soaked in bitter water

The fat woman passed the narrow door - the door was blocking the door

A fat man wears a small coat - it doesn't fit

Throwing a ball to attract a bride - may not go as expected

Running competition - you chase me

Run Catching the carp after catching the shrimp - it's better to manage it

Running the sheep to repair the pen - to prepare for the future

Horse racing will cause a stumbling block - intentionally harming others

Bubble gum sticks to glutinous rice - it can't be pulled apart

Soaked beans - not clean

Soaked earth wall - it won't grow long

The temper of a flamethrower - he gets angry when he opens his mouth

Putting eggs in a basin - countless eggs

Placing landscapes in a basin - fake scenery

An inflated ball - full of anger

Being a beggar holding a golden bowl - being stupid with joy, why bother asking for help

Begging for food from a golden bowl - pretending to be poor and complaining

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Holding a loach - playing tricks

Putting on linen to put out fire - asking for trouble

Putting on a raincoat to save others - causing trouble

Arsenic mixed with ginger juice--poisonous

Arsenic soaked in chili pepper--extremely poisonous

Leather trousers on leather trousers--there must be a reason

Washing the shrimps in the leather basket - none of them can escape

The rubber ball is rubbed with oil - it is round and slippery

The ball is dropped in the oil tank - it is round and slippery

The ball fell into the water - floated on the surface

The ball was stabbed - deflated

The ball was sharpened - deflated

The skin was soft and soft Hard - superficially friendly

A pimp hits someone - it's time to deal with it

A leather doll hits a dog - you are not a good person

Waxing leather shoes - a short time

Shadow puppet show - just pull it and go

Place a spring under the buttocks - jump to the top

Insert a needle into the buttocks - the deeper it becomes, the deeper it goes

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Hold a saw on the butt – cut off the back path

Put a painted face on the butt – no one likes it

Put eyebrows on the butt – such a big face

Sitting on the egg

——A complete mess

Liar gambling——playing tricks

Eating puffer fish to the death——fighting for one’s life

Anemia patient——face is dull

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Building graves in the ground - making something out of nothing

Flat mirror - eight-sided light

Painting door gods on the screen - words (paintings) with words

Sealing wax on the mouth of the bottle - watertight

Flies in the bottle - no way out

Shrews apply powder - just to look good on their face

Mother-in-law has the final say - no justice

Mother-in-law eats watermelon - no leaks

Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrel with son to persuade - dilemma

Mortars to kill mosquitoes ——Making a fuss out of a molehill

Mortars versus machine guns—a long reply

A broken quilt wrapped in pearls—the good stuff is inside

A broken watch— Maybe

Broken teapot fell into the water - several heads got water

Broken coat - ignored (inside)

Broken jar - thrown away

A broken jacket with peonies embroidered on it - the picture looks good

A broken dumpling - it has slipped away

A broken trumpet - stop blowing it

Broken beams used as a fire stick - overuse of materials

Ragged sacks filled with rotten sleeves - not a good product

Ragged cotton-padded jackets and silk pullovers - just to keep up appearances

Broken ball, rotten tires - deflated everywhere

Broken ball with a hat on it - useless (arrogant)

Broken pipa - not easy to talk about (played)

Breaking the net to catch fish - blindly fishing

Breaking the net to catch shrimps - failed

Broken the house door - always holding it with a stick

Breaking a steamer to steam buns - letting out all the energy

Having a caesarean section to hide pearls - loving money rather than life

Having a caesarean section to hide pearls - wanting money rather than life

Having a caesarean section Offer your liver and gallbladder - die loyally

Cut open the belly of the cuttlefish - a black heart

Cut the fish and get the pearl - overjoyed

Bodhisattva's long worm - Buddha's Mouth and Snake Heart

Bodhisattva's Beard - Artificial

Bodhisattva's Beard - Peaceful

Bodhisattva's Heart - Soft

The Bodhisattva fell into the river - leaving the (flowing) god

The Bodhisattva sat in the cold temple - lonely

Breaking in the shade under the grape trellis - comfortable

Grape juice is filled with toilet water - not a piece of spice

Pumpkin in July and August - the skin is old but the heart is not old

A man with seven feet and a door with six feet - have to bow his head

Seven captures of Meng Huo - convince him orally

Seven sesame seeds in stone jars - a lot of effort

Seven fairies marry Dong Yong - take the initiative

Qi Huan Gong uses Dong Zhong - does not remember the past grudges

Ride an old ox to chase a fast horse - out of reach

Take shelter from the rain under the arcade - take shelter for a while

Ride a donkey and look at the songbook - what you see is what you take

Ride a donkey and take a cane - unnecessary

Ride a donkey and look at the person sitting in the sedan - less than the one above, more than more than the bottom

Horse riding carries all the burden - it's all on the horse

Horse riding without a whip - flattering

Horse riding across a single-plank bridge - it's hard to turn back

Riding a horse through the busy city - how unreasonable

Riding a horse on a single-plank bridge - there is no turning back

Riding a horse up Tianshan Mountain - looking back to see where things stand

There is little time for horseback riding, so I need to clean the stirrups. Too much time - putting the cart before the horse

Riding a donkey does not require driving - Tao is familiar

Riding a donkey is useful for driving - Taoer is good

Riding an ox to find an ox - The old fool

Riding an ox and chasing a horse - out of reach

Riding a camel and eating steamed buns - overjoyed with the stuffing

Riding a camel chasing chicken - Don't know high and low

The veteran general on the chessboard - can't get out of the square

The knight's elephant on the chessboard - never leave the general

The pieces on the chessboard - twist Take a step, take a step

Play the harp on the top of the flagpole - sing a high tune

The lantern on the flagpole - Gao Ming

Hang a mine on the flagpole -

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The beggar is jealous - he looks poor

The beggar eats plums - he is poor

The beggar rings the bell - he is so poor

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A beggar’s clothes - full of flaws

A beggar’s life - all depends on charity from others

A beggar enters a hair salon - no one cares about him

A beggar Dancing Yangko - being poor and happy

Beggars talking about cross talk - playing poor words

Beggars dancing - being poor and happy

Beggars raising pigs - no luck

The crane lifting lantern grass - not worth mentioning

The crane lifting chicken feathers - not worth mentioning, overqualified for the best use

Graduated from the Meteorological University - it is rain when you hear it, and it is rain when you see flashes Thunder

The car caught fire - someone pushed it

The balloon went up to the sky - it blew up

The bricks to build the wall - came from behind

Working with a jack - not afraid of the pressure

Putting out the head of the jack - the pressure is strong

Building a long shed thousands of miles away - there is no feast that lasts

Sending goose feathers after thousands of miles - light courtesy but heavy affection

Sending off guests thousands of miles - there is always a difference

A journey of thousands of miles has just begun - the road is still long

Thousand-year journey Big tree - deep roots and luxuriant

Thousand-year-old vixen - weird

Thousand-year-old bronzeware - old antique

Thousand-year-old copper bell - durable Crackdown

Thousand-year-old wild boar - food for tigers

Crossing the single-plank bridge with a morning glory - sad

Blowing the morning glory as a trumpet - a joke

Morning glory pleases - climb along the pole

Leading a lame donkey to the hole bridge - the awl cannot be poked

Leading a sheep and the whole family - people are too busy

Leading a camel and counting chickens - high and low

Leading a sheep into a photo studio - taking photos abroad

In front of you Behind the wolf are tigers - one more fierce than the other

There is a dead end ahead - it won't work

The children of the ex-wife coax the stepmother - it's all lies

Previous Fujiko hangs himself - it's hard to die

There are strong enemies in front and pursuers behind - a dilemma

Qian Chuanzi's head - drill into any holes

Qiantang River Rising tide - big ups and downs

Sleeping in the eyes of money - thin people

Diving - keep calm

Put a raft on the shoal - drag it again and again

Failure to repay debts - letting go

Paying back debts - of course

A robber shows kindness - a rare occasion

The robber met the grandpa thief - the black man eats the black man

The robber looked in the mirror - the thief's brain

The robber walked away and took out the gun - pretending to be brave

The robber Dreaming - thinking about stealing

Forcing a daughter-in-law to get married - the person is not in the heart

The strong and unyielding ant in the crack of the wall - has its own way

Wall Ants in the cracks - there is no way out

Scorpions in the cracks of the wall - secretly hurting people

Wheat on the wall - wild species

Top of the wall Growing cabbage on the wall - difficult to water (pay)

Sleeping on the wall - rarely turning over

Growing vegetables on the wall - no chance (garden)

Grab Breaking the bowl after eating - haste makes waste

Knocking the pot lid to sell pancakes - such a big brand

Knocking open the wooden fish - grinning from ear to ear

Bang the gong to sell candy - each does his own job

Bang the gong to chase the rabbit - make noises

Beat the gong and meet the cannon shooter - think (ring) to the point

Catching sparrows by beating gongs - not a single one can be caught

Singing operas by beating empty rice vats - being poor and happy

There are bald men hiding in the buckwheat fields - not seeing them Come here

Catch the tortoise in the buckwheat field - a sure shot

Kneaded from buckwheat - no bones

Beat the buckwheat husks into paste - not stick together

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Squeeze oil from buckwheat husks - dig to death

Squeeze oil from buckwheat husks - make something out of nothing

Cover on the top of the bridge - empty above and below

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Put a pole in the hole of the bridge - you can't afford it

The bridge is a bridge and the road is a road - it's clear as day

A clever father beats a clever mother - cleverness upon cleverness

A clever daughter-in-law - it is difficult to make a meal without rice

Sister Qiao's hair - billowing waves

The pretty eldest sister chooses her eyebrows - pull them out by the roots

Show her pretty eyes to a blind man - convey the wrong love

The pretty daughter-in-law wears a phoenix crown - even better

The pigtails are not called pigtails - dead

The head is shaved with a kitchen knife - Zhenxuan

The eggplant blooms with yellow flowers - changed species

The descendants of Qin Hui - —Treacherous boy

Qin Hui's crime of killing Yue Fei - a groundless crime

Qin Hui's crime of killing Yue Fei - a groundless crime

Qin Hui has to bear the burden - he did not pay

Qin Shihuang’s grandma - she is old

Qin Shihuang put away his weapons - sit back and relax

Qin Shubao’s yellow mules and horses - they have a lot of background

Green vegetables Boiled tofu - no oil or water

Feed the cows with green grass - there are some tender ones to bite

The green-faced tiger comes down the mountain - a little dress up

Green-skinned pineapple - still Immature

Taking a bath in the blue dye vat - light all over (green)

Put fried beans on the bluestone - one cooked, one jumped

On the bluestone board Moss - can't take root

Throw birds and turtles on the bluestone - head-on collision

Paulownia wood as a pole - hard

Frogs sing - croak

A frog eats a wasp - and gets an awl

The frog spends the winter - stays still

The frog crawls on the feet - does not bite, scares people One jump

A frog courting a mate - shouting loudly

A frog tied to a whip - not worth a beating

A frog falling in love - endless noise

The frog looks at the jade rabbit - there is a difference between heaven and earth

The frog laughs at the tadpole - forgets where he came from

The frog goes into the snake hole - seeks death

Green bamboo poles dug into latrines - the more you dig them, the smellier they become

Green bamboo snakes, wasps with needles in their tails - the most poisonous

A nest of wasps - scattered with a bang

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The wife after the Qingming Festival - one night and one day

The yellow plum rain during the Qingming Festival - this happens every year

Throwing stones in the Qingshui Pond - looking to the bottom at a glance

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Stir-fried vegetables in clear oil - everyone has their own preferences

Steamed duck - all mushy and chewy

Dragonfly eats its tail - bites itself

The dragonfly touches the water - east and west

The dragonfly touches the water and touches the flowers - useless

The dragonfly touches the water - only touches the surface

A dragonfly hits a bee and a spider's web - it has wings and is hard to fly

Invite a monkey to pick peaches - they can't get into your belly

Invite the King of Hell to suppress the judge - with a big Bullying

Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently

Inviting a bricklayer to the roof - checking for loopholes

Inviting a sister-in-law as a companion - not being kind-hearted

The poor grandma goes to the temple fair - she wants people but no one, she wants money but no money

Poor and romantic, hungry and happy - having fun in hardship

Poor widow goes to the market ——No one wants people, no money if you want money

The poor widow returns to her parents’ home - it’s hard to tell her difficulties

The poor man goes out to a restaurant - his stomach is empty, his pocket is empty

The poor cobbler’s possessions - broken shoes

The poor filed a lawsuit - stepped forward

The poor fell into a snow cave - cold and hungry

The poor buy rice - just a word (liter)

The poor sell their daughters - they have no choice

The poor sell their children - they have no choice

The poor scholars get married - they will Just do it, keep everything simple

Poor debtors celebrate the New Year - dodge

Poor words and evil tongue - disgusting people

Autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves - one blow A large area

After Autumn, pull out the radish - no matter how hard it is, you still have to touch it

After Autumn, the cicadas chirp - hoarsely

After Autumn's stick

The ground - such hard ballast

The melon shed after autumn - empty shelves

The grasshopper after autumn - it will start to squeak in a few days

The fox after autumn - changed

The wasp after autumn - eager and weak

The cucumber after autumn - no energy, no staying power; wilted

The grasshopper after autumn - can only jump for a few days

The fan after autumn - no one cares about it

The leaves after autumn - yellow

The loofah after autumn - full of silk (silk)

The mosquito after autumn - it has been buzzing for a few days

The mosquito after autumn ——It's fun again

Sorghum after autumn - red from head to toe

Westerly wind blows after autumn - one day is cooler than the other day

The swings are tied together Ziping - great turmoil

Peeling jute in autumn - it's just nonsense

Persimmons in autumn - the redder they get as they get older

Earthworms wear hats - Rustic

Earthworms hooking carps - using small ones to lure big ones

Earthworms dig the ground - a lot of effort but little gain

Football on the pitch - —Being kicked around

Running on the court — going in circles

Going to the North Pole to investigate — a long way to go

Paralyzed — unable to move

There is only one moon in the world - there is no point in fighting

You can see the stone in the spring - it is clear

Boxing match - if you don’t hit him, he will hit you too

Punch a chili pepper with your fist - a hot shot

Punch a flea with your fist - you are the one who suffers

Hock a horse with your fist - a capable person

Persuading cows not to eat grass is a waste of words

If you lack a bamboo root, you will still make bamboo rafts - I don’t care about you

A shrimp lacks a tail - you can’t make big waves

Eating a watermelon with missing teeth - many ways

The crooked buttocks of a lame donkey - evil (slanted) doors and crooked ways

A lame donkey deserves to be broken - two generals

The lame man follows the blind man - learn from each other's strengths

The lame man walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good like him

The lame man wears a big shirt - he starts shaking

The lame man farts - an evil spirit

The lame man relies on the blind man - learn from each other's strengths

The lame man rides on the blind donkey - look after each other and show off each other's strengths

The lame man hunched his back - bowed (back arched) and genuflected

The lame man carried the blind man - followed him up and down

The lame man chased the thief - the more he shouted, the further away

The lame man Walking on the mountain road - staggering here and there

Meeting on the Magpie Bridge - once a year

People go on the roof - they can’t sit still; they can’t sit still

Thrown out Hand grenades - no one dares to ask for them

A three-foot-long blowtorch - only one mind

Gunpowder in a casserole - no sparks allowed

Falcon The bird hunted - an accomplice

Swallowed the live coals - became mute

The baby became the commander - the villain succeeded

The baby teased his sister - he laughed

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Dolls watch magic tricks - incomprehensible

Dolls ride on wooden horses - no progress, no retreat

Dolls take to the streets - where there is excitement

Dolls playing with fire - never do it

Dolls playing chess - no overall situation in mind

Baby fish's mouth - delicious

Baby fish climb up Trees - looking left and right, they don't look like people

Digging trenches to look for bean bags to eat - useless

Digging wells and finding artesian springs - just what you want

Gouged out his eyes and became a judge - blind to the end

Wa Pomegranate - so hard to eat

Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng

Crooked neck Hanging a necklace - not necessarily beautiful

Looking at the watch with your neck crooked - your views are incorrect

Talking with your neck crooked - your mouth is wrong

Wearing a hat crookedly and wearing a coat crookedly ——Unseemly

A crooked pot with a flat stove - one set with a set

Tilting one's head to watch the show - unreasonable and making trouble

Eating with one's mouth crooked Pomegranate - come up with all the crooked ideas

Blowing a lantern with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) breath

Blowing a flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye

Blowing a conch with a crooked mouth - two generals

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air

Wear a mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen

Become a cavalry with a crooked mouth - immediately lose your face

The crooked-mouthed monk eats snails - it's crooked

The crooked-mouthed monk blows the lamp - a slanted breath

The crooked-mouthed monk - not serious

The crooked-mouthed monk recited sutras - he couldn't say a serious word

The crooked-mouthed monk played the trumpet - the tune was wrong

The crooked-mouthed woman stumbled - the wrong way up and down were wrong

The crooked-mouthed mother-in-law drinks soup - left and right

Grandpa died - there is no way to save (uncle)

Foreign trade goods are unqualified - difficult to export

Grandma has a little son - there is hope

My nephew beats my uncle - it is official business

My nephew wears filial piety - there is no hope

A piece of paving was picked up outside, and a fur coat was thrown into the house - the gain outweighed the loss

The stove prince in the outer room - sat alone

The scimitar met the gourd to chop vegetables - just right

The bent tree - cannot straighten up

Go to the market in the evening - dispersed

Long live he fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for you The Great Journey

Long Live Lord’s toilet - no share for you (feces)

The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picking)

It’s not too late to make up for the situation once the sheep is gone

Wang Anshi draws a circle—leave a tail

The tortoise eats the weight—is determined

The tortoise eats the watermelon—get out Rolling, crawling; rolling and crawling

The butt of the tortoise - regulations (turtle buttocks)

Chicken feathers on the belly of the tortoise - the turtle (return) has an arrow-like heart

The bastard carrying the fork - consciously having light

The bastard's heart - straight rectum; unable to pretend anything

The bastard biting his finger - refusing to let go

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Wang Baochai made a report - holding back the sound and breath

Wang Baochai fell in love with the beggar - a visionary

Taoist Wang drew amulets - he understood

Wang Laodao prays for rain - sooner or later this year

Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas

The Queen Mother's flat peaches - no matter how good they are, you can't eat them Arrive

The Queen Mother's hammer and stone - after a big battle

The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if she wants wind, she will get wind, if she wants rain, she will get rain

Wang Po sells melons - Self-promotion

Wang Qi's brother - Wang Ba

Wang Qiao fights against Shi Chong - willing to be defeated

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one

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Wang Xiaoer beats gongs and drums - he is so poor

Wang Zuo breaks his arm - leaving one hand

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - cannot escape

Watching the wind and fluttering shadows - all in vain

Looking at the peonies on the terrace - being a ghost is also romantic

Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes

Playing chess on the chess board - wrong moves

Eating watermelon around the stove - sweet to the heart and warm to the body

Merrymaking around the beggar - making fun of the poor

2010-12-18 14:32 Shanhaixuan | Level 15

Mom’s sisters--Doubtful (aunt)

The crenels on the stage- - Failed (Putrajaya)

The whip on the stage - added weight (fake horse)

Fire in the Guanyin Hall - Miaozai (temple disaster)

Sun Monkey sits in the Golden Palace - not like Ren (Ren) Lord

The birthday boy shoots targets - Laoqiang (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (playing)

Blowing fire through wheat straw - stingy (instrument)

Horse racing in the alley - difficult question (hooves)

Crossing the river by pulling one's beard - excessive modesty (pulling the beard) (crossing)

Pull the bell into the air - fantasy (ring)

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Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)

Buying camels at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)

Sichuan peppercorns fall into the rice - trouble (rice)

Flies fly into the cow's eyes - eat when tired (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door god - do not stick (sticky)

Bean basket fire with firewood - anxious (skip)

Dried tofu cooked with meat - there are several portions (vegetarian)

Tofu curd cooking - How can we use words (salt)

A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people

Two hundred yuan of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peeled)

Hold longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)

Two trumpets are blown to the same tune - they want to (sound) together

Han Mei worships Yaksha - all ( Jing) See ghost

Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)

Men don't beat their wives - good luck (couple)

Scholars write poems - yes Two hands (head)

The bald man takes off his hat - the first name (Ming Dynasty)

The girl from the He family to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)

Punching a boat in the belly - expert (navigation)

Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)

Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy

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Light mosquito coils under the bed - nothing to do (mosquito)

Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the noisier (fry) ), the colder

The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)

Sand and stone beat bluestone - solid (stone) hits solid (stone)

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Boat on the beach - grounded (up) shallow

An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)

No temple fair - don't rush (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom--not a prosperous person

Have no money to buy conch--save some (suck)

Huaierpo crosses the single-plank bridge-- The collar (tight) and (er) take risks

Hold a horse spoon in your arms--a sincere (prosperous) heart

Put cotton in your arms--a soft (warm) heart

Carrying gourds in arms - soothes (combing) the heart

Poor people buy rice - one sound (liter) of head

Poor carpenter opens business - only one sentence (saw)

The tinker fell into a somersault - sticking (iron) upside down

Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) the monster

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the muddy water - begged for mercy ( Sunny)

Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bubuqi (riding)

The rooster wears a hat - official (crown) upon official (crown)

Knocking soot on the chicken's head - how many (chicken) heads are angry?

Chicken pecks the ants - just right (for food)

No need for an awl to hold the soles of the shoes - really (needle) good

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Paper railings - cannot lean on

Paper stools - cannot sit on

Paper stoves - pass ( The pot) will not work

The pipa made of paper--it cannot be talked about (played)

The donkey skin stuck to the wall--it is not like talking (painting)

The cripple enters the hospital - self-consciousness (foot treatment)

The frog jumps on the big drum - understands (dong dong)

Goes down to the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)

Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)

The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)

Jujube stone cutting board - not much Sentence (saw)

Selling cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (quantity)

Selling shrimps without a scale - catching blind people (shrimps)

Camp fire bugs Butt--not a lot (bright)

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The monk holds an umbrella - lawless

The monk separates the family - troublesome (temple)

The monk sits in a cave - nothing happens (temple)

The monk dragged the wood--something happened (temple)

The monk's house--wonderful (temple)

The monk's head--no way (fa)

The ax breaks the bamboo - anxious (cutting section)

Loading the net in the fish pond - extra (fish)

Foxes quarreling - a bunch of foxes (fox) Words

The fox rides the tiger - the fox fakes (drives) the power of the tiger

The dog has horns - the foreign (sheep) spirit

The dog eats tofu brain - leisure (title) is not attached

The dog eats grass--pretending (sheep)

The dog eats cucumber--when it is wrong (food)

The blind man makes fried dough sticks- - Blind man (fried to paste)

The blind man wears glasses - he is smart

The cowherd eats crabs - Needless to say (with salt)

Saute salt for stir-frying pickles - too lazy (salty)

Put a pot on the kang - Renovate (stove)

Wash yellow lotus by the river - He (river) is bitter

Vegetables growing in the river - not burnt (poured)

Candle poured in oil - a heart (wick)

Mason trimming a mouse - perfunctory (eyes) It's over

The plasterer has no ash - waiting for (bricks)

The plasterer beckons - wants you (mud)

The plasterer's tile knife - light Picture (paint) surface

Clay Bodhisattva has grass growing on his body - panic (famine)

Loach playing drums - talking nonsense

Cowardly carpenter -- It's just a sentence (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the air - Xuan (hanging)

Empty shuttles mending the net - no rule (weaving)

Empty The coffin is placed in mourning - there is no one in the eyes (wood)

The empty steamer is placed on the pot table - competing for (steam) air

Putting a baking basket on the shoulders - annoying (brain) fire

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The needle on the thread board - hold it back

The orchard in spring - makes sense (peaches and plums)

Looking at the head of the field in spring and autumn - specifically looking for a job ( Cha)er

Glass Bodhisattva - Understanding Man (God)

Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - Yu Jia personally conquers (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - Zheng ( I am) in Hong

The judge who dug out his eyes--blind management (ghost)

The drum of the City God's Temple--ghost watch (knock)

The city god's Horse--Bujianqi (riding)

City God's beard--Ghost Noisy (fried)

City God's Dai Xiao--running for nothing (robe)

Licorice in the drug store - an indispensable (taste)

Opening a drawer in the drug store - looking for fun (pills)

Fire in the tea shop - Sure enough (burning)

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Waving in the teahouse - Hu (pot) comes

The straw handle is used as a lamp - Carelessness (core)

Soaking in the grass mud pond - Laughing (fermentation)

Straw hat as a gong - can't think (ring)

Fire on the grass beach - show mercy (green)

Buckwheat hulls beaten into paste - don't stick to both (sticky)

Hanging soles from vitex trees - pulling (thorn) skin

Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - dirty (dirty) official

The tree is small and provides shade Little - no care (shadow)

The tree fell - no shadow (shade)

Under the salty broth - no words (salt)

Eating too much salt - even if it is a leisurely (salty) matter

Burning tofu with pickled vegetables - something to say (salt) first

Pickled vegetables and tofu - no need to say more (salt)

Pickled vegetables dipped in soybean paste - too strict (salt) and heavy

Tilted-headed monk bowed down - something is wrong (neck )

Noodles light up the lamp - it is a crime (to eat).

The kitchen god sticks to the door god - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)

Sand and stone beating Bluestone - solid (stone) hitting solid (stone)

Sail on the beach - beached (raised) shallow

An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)

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Not rushing to the temple fair - don't be anxious (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom - not a prosperous person

No money to buy conches - save some (suck)

The mother-in-law crossing the single-plank bridge - being brave and taking risks

carrying a horse spoon in her arms - sincere heart

Carry cotton in your arms--soft (warm) heart

Carry grizzly in your arms--soothe (comb) the heart

Poor people buy rice--a sound of (liter) head

The poor carpenter opened his business - only one sentence (saw)

The tinker fell into somersault - upside down (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) monsters

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Zhang Tianshi kneels in the muddy water - begging for mercy (clear)

Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bu Bianqi (riding)

The rooster wears a hat - official (crown) ) Shangjiaguan (Crown)

Knocking soot on the chicken's head - a few (chicken) heads are angry

Chicken pecking at ants - just right (food)

No awl is needed to hold the soles - really (needle) good

Paper railings - cannot be leaned on

Paper stools - cannot be used for (sitting)

Paper-made stove--cannot pass (pot)

Paper-made pipa--cannot talk (play)

Donkey skin stuck to the wall- - Unlucky (painting)

The kidnapper goes to the hospital--consciousness (foot treatment)

The frog jumps on the big drum--understanding (dong dong)

Going down the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)

Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)

The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)

Jujube core cutting board--a few words (sawing)

Selling cloth without a ruler--bad intentions (quantity)

Selling shrimp without a scale- - Catch the blind (shrimp)

The butt of the campfire bug--not a lot (bright)

The monk holds an umbrella--lawless

The monk points Home - trouble (temple)

Monk sitting in a cave - nothing (temple)

Monk dragging wood - something happened (temple)

Monk The house - wonderful (temple)

The monk's head - unable (to send)

The ax broke the bamboo - anxious (cutting section)

Yuchi Lixianet - extra (fish)

Foxes quarreling - a bunch of nonsense

Fox riding tiger - fox pretending (driving) the tiger's power

The dog has long horns--foreign (sheep) spirit

The dog eats tofu brain--it has no time (title)

The dog eats green grass--pretends (sheep)

A dog eats cucumber - the wrong time (food)

A blind man makes fried dough sticks - blind (fried)

A blind man wears glasses - smart (charged)

The cowherd eats crabs - needless to say (with salt)

Saute the pickles with salt - too leisurely (salty)

Place the pot on the kang -- Renovation (stove)

Wash yellow lotus by the river - why (river) is bitter

Grow vegetables in the river - not burnt (watering)

Oil poured candle -

- A heart (core)

The plasterer has no ash - just perfunctory (eyes) to get things done

The plasterer has no ash - (bricks) wait

The plasterer waves -- I want you (mud)