English Humorous Stories and Their Translation

1, English humorous stories: midway tactics

Three competing shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a shopping mall. Observers waited for chaos to follow.

The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" And super bargains!

The store on the left put up a bigger sign, declaring, "Great sale!" And amazing discounts!

The owner in the middle prepared a big sign that simply said: entrance.

Translation of Humorous Stories: Intermediate Strategies

Three competing shopkeepers rented adjacent shops in a commercial street. The onlookers are waiting to see the performance.

The retailer on the right put up a huge sign that said, "Great sale!" " "Very cheap!"

The store on the left put up a bigger sign that said, "Special price!" " "Great discount!"

The businessman in the middle then prepared a big sign that simply said, "Entrance".

2. English humorous story: Nice to meet you.

During World War II, many young women joined the army in Britain. Joan Phillips is one of them. She worked in a big military camp and of course met many men, officers and soldiers.

One night, she met Captain Humphries at a dance. He told her that I would go abroad tomorrow, but I would be very happy if we could write to each other. Joan agreed, and they wrote for months.

Then his letter stopped, but she received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured in a military hospital in England.

When Joan got there, she said to the head nurse, I'm here to see Captain Humphries.

The head nurse said that only relatives are allowed to visit patients here.

Oh, that's all right, replied Joan. I am his sister.

I'm glad to meet you, said the head nurse. I'm his mother!

Translation of humorous stories;

In World War II, many young women served in military camps. Joan Phillips is one of them. She works in a big military camp, and of course she knows many men, including officers and soldiers.

One night, she met officer Humphries at the dance. He said to her, "I will go abroad tomorrow, but I will be very happy if we can write to each other." Joan agreed, and they have kept in touch with each other for months.

Later, he never wrote again. She received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured and lived in a military hospital in England.

When Joan arrived at the hospital, she said to the head nurse, "I'm here to see officer Humphries."

"Only relatives can visit patients here." The head nurse said.

"Oh, yes," said Joan. "I'm his sister."

"Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. "I'm his mother."