Write an essay using Heizhendou as the title

1. Hey

Ha, so funny

Time flies and will never come back. In the nine years that I have been growing up, I have experienced countless things like the stars in the sky. But there is one particularly interesting and funny thing that often comes to my mind.

It was in the kindergarten class, and the teacher asked us to play games. The teacher smiled and said: "Students, let's play an interesting game and draw a nose. Look, the fat doll on the blackboard is so cute! But the only drawback is that it is missing a nose. Let's invite the students to be beauticians and blindfold them. Draw a nose for the fat baby, and if you draw it correctly, the fat baby will reward you with a little red flower." As soon as he finished speaking, the students were all eager to try. The activity started, but several students who came up couldn't draw correctly. Some of them drew their noses to the middle of their eyes, like a three-eyed dragon; some drew their noses to their lips, like a rabbit's three-petal mouth; some drew their noses to below their ears, like hanging big earrings ----- -Cause the classmates to burst into laughter, and even they themselves can't help laughing.

I was the last one to draw the nose. I didn’t draw it right away like other students. Instead, I used my thumb and index finger to measure the position of the fat baby’s nose, and then asked the teacher to help me cover it. On the eyes. I repeatedly groped and measured the fat baby's face with my hands, and finally, without hesitation, I drew a nose for the fat baby. Look, the fat baby looks cuter and more beautiful with this nose. The teacher said: "Accept the gift from the fat baby!" Suddenly, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. I also feel very happy. 2. Chinese composition topic (Hey,

Hey, dad is so funny

My dad is a very funny person. Who in our family is We all know it. If you don’t believe it, just read the story below!

Last night, when I was copying ancient poems, my father suddenly appeared from behind and patted me. I was startled and turned around. Seeing that it was my father, he said disapprovingly: "What's wrong? What do you want to ask me about, Commander?" "Commander, the 'Army of Ancient Poems' ahead is coming this way. Are you going to dispatch the Pencil Box General?" ? Pencils, erasers and other seven generals are impatient to wait!" Dad looked at me closely and said.

After hearing this, I burst out laughing. "Ha Haha...Give me a high...Hand out the war-free card...Hahaha." At this time, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't stand up. "Yes, I'm going to leave." Dad said and took a few steps back. , accidentally got his waist stuck on the doorknob. "Oh, it hurts so much," Dad said, blocking his waist, "Commander, it seems that my subordinate is injured and can't go to hang up. Let's rest first and then hang up." It’s not too late.” I held my sore stomach and nodded repeatedly.

Dad came over, flipped through the ancient poetry book and said, “This is too simple, even a three-year-old can understand it.”

"Then let me test you!"

"No problem, you can choose the topic."

"Well, just memorize "Compassion for the Peasants"!"

"It's a piece of cake! At noon on the exam day, my stomach is beating. After returning home from the exam, *** will suffer!"

"Hahaha, Dad, you It's so funny. Is there such a poem in the world?"

Dad looked puzzled, "That's what my elementary school teacher taught me."

"Then let's play another poem. "Singing the Goose"

"I'm so hungry, I'm looking forward to the end of class. Just after the math class, Chinese class started again."

"Hahahaha..." Dad couldn't help it this time.

Do you think my dad is funny? 3. Write a 300-word essay on "Hey, it's so funny"

Wandering in the long river of history again and again. It touches my heartstrings again and again, and I feel deeply every time.

These vibrations come from feelings of pride and ambition, and some from deep emotions. His emotions come from the heroism of the world...

All kinds of emotions are intertwined.

He was demoted because of the Wutai Poetry Case, but he also smiled at life. He found the woman who accompanied him and understood him best, but he was also full of literature and no one appreciated him, and his passion had nowhere to go. He could only place his hope in this heroic poem.

"I know how to draw an eagle bow like the full moon, look northwest, and shoot at the wolf." My heart trembles because of him, because of his ambition to kill the enemy and defend the country, and it trembles with passion. I want to travel through the millennium to accompany him on the battlefield. Raise the whip.

Gou Jian, the king of Yue, worked hard on his salary and suffered a lot in order to avenge his humiliation. Although many years have passed, "it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge." To this end, he governed the country diligently, strengthened the overall national strength, and improved the combat effectiveness of the army. Not only that, he also gave up his beloved woman, and Xi Shi became a victim of the country. As a member of the country, one should consider the interests of the country. Once a woman is used as a political tool, there is no happiness at all. Yes, she endured it with strength. However, King Wu Fu Chai was obsessed with Xi Shi's beauty and tried every means to please her. He did not think about government affairs and did not do his job. In the end, Gou Jian achieved his plan to destroy Wu.

At this time, my heart trembled. I struggled hard for Gou Jian's hard work. I was even more heartbroken that Xi Shi, as a woman, did not get what she deserved. Even more because of Fu Chai, he forgot that "heaven will give you a great responsibility." The hard training of "Sri people".

Zhang Zi Zhang Yi, a famous diplomat during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. He became the unprecedented Prime Minister of the Six Kingdoms, and even held the Prime Minister's Seal of the Six Kingdoms. During the Warring States Period, he dominated the world, defeated Su Qin, and supported Qin, laying a solid foundation for Qin to unify the world in the future. My heart trembles for his boldness in conquering the world.

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Standing on the coast of history and tracing the historical ditches, they are all built by the tremors of the bodies and souls of the predecessors. I want to travel through thousands of years to accompany them and experience the trembling of their hearts. 4. Composition for the seventh unit of the fifth grade: "Hey, it's so funny"

There is a "humor king" in our class. He and I are inseparable good friends, and he is my deskmate - Pan Yinghui .

I remember one time it rained lightly. Pan Yinghui went to the dormitory to find me. I asked him to fold the quilt for me, and then I went to wash my face. I came back from the water room, but I couldn't find him... Suddenly there was a scream and a ***. I looked under the bed and saw that he was stuck. I racked my brains to get him out. We laughed. Because of this we were late. The teacher was confused and asked us why. Before I could speak, he spoke: "We were hit by floods in the morning, so we had serious consequences - being late." His words made the teacher amused. When I heard it, hey, that’s so funny! But look at him, it’s true.

Another time, we had a conflict over a small matter. The two of us refused to give in to each other, and we were so quarreling that our faces turned red. Just when I became angry and wanted to hit him. He rolled his eyes and said, "A gentleman talks but never touches. Don't be a hypocrite!" When I heard this, I had to put down my hand. He threw another sentence: "If you know your mistakes and you can correct them, there is no greater good." After hearing this, I couldn't even laugh or cry. I was forced to have no choice but to "reunite" with him.

Tell me, my deskmate is funny or not. 5. Hey, what a funny composition

Ha, what a joke. One day, my second brother did something funny.

That day. My second brother, aunt, father and grandma and I returned to our hometown. After finishing the meal, I said, "Second brother, let's go catch prawns." The second brother said, "Okay." We took the net and the small bucket. Walking towards the small river, when we arrived at the small river, my second brother and I ran into the small river to catch prawns. I watched the second brother catch one and then another, but it took me a long time to catch one.

Suddenly, the second brother saw a prawn that looked like a pen and hurried over to catch it. Unexpectedly, the second brother stepped on the moss on the rocks at the bottom of the river and fell down. The second brother got up. , his face, head and clothes were covered with mud, and he turned into a little clay figurine. At that time, everyone present laughed, and I said, "Second brother, look at your clay face." Haha. However, the second brother said, "It doesn't matter, because I caught the prawn." The second brother was so funny. 6. Hey, Zhendou Elementary School 400 Composition

Open my camera, here is a set of photos, which brings me endless aftertaste. Several classmates and I were sitting on the oil mat. The oil mat was filled with food, and everyone was devouring it. Hey, that’s funny! That was a photo of us having a picnic in the countryside.

The sky in April is blue, as if it had just been washed. Grass and wild flowers are bathed in the golden sunshine. Several students in our class, like a group of happy birds, are preparing to have a picnic in the wild. Along the way, we were filled with laughter like silver bells.

When we arrived at our destination, we chose a piece of flat land with a ravine next to it and a gurgling stream playing beautiful music. It was a good place for me to have a picnic. We first divided the work and acted separately. Tan Xuyao, Tan Jingjing, and Wang Bin followed their fathers to find firewood. Tan Bingxue, Zhang Yuchen and I followed the mothers to build the stove. Tan Bingxue and I found a big stone together and worked together to move the stone. One piece, two pieces, three pieces... and then started to build the stove. Soon a simple stove was set up, and Tan Xuyao ??and the others also found a lot of firewood.

The next step is to make dumplings! I picked up the dough and hey, this is still a trapezoid! Then I put a piece of meat filling in the middle of the dough, then I simply put the dumpling on my pants and pinched it left and right, and a small Ram dumpling was born in my hands. After making the dumplings, I quickly stood up and said, "Look, how well I made it!" The classmates nodded repeatedly. Look at the other students who are also wrapping up their bags. Tan Bingxue is wrapping up a little baby. It’s so cute! Tan Jingjing wore a small hat. Wang Bin had the most fun doing it. He squeezed his leg in a hurry, haha! The secret was exposed, and it rushed to give first aid, but it became a wounded person with a bruised nose and a swollen face. We put the dumplings on the plate, and the dumplings lay carefree on the plate. We looked at our masterpieces and burst into hearty laughter.

It’s time to cook the dumplings! We put the pot on the stove and add water. Then put the firewood in the stove and light the fire. After a while, a raging fire jumped up, and a wisp of smoke rose from the small ravine. This is, we keep adding firewood, but the flames are getting smaller and smaller, and the smoke is billowing. What's going on? My mother said: "People must be loyal, and the fire must be hollow." I quickly reduced some firewood, and the fire became strong again. The water is boiling and we put the wrapped dumplings in it. After a while, the dumplings were cooked. I opened the lid of the pot and a burst of aroma hit my face. Hey, it smells so good!

"Let’s eat dumplings! Let’s eat dumplings!" The classmates sat down around the oilcloth, holding the dumplings they made by themselves, and ate them with relish. At this moment, my mother raised the camera and captured us. Keep this wonderful moment as an eternal memory. Waves of fragrance floated next to the small ravine, causing the birds to chirp at the classmates on the branches, as if to say: "How funny!"

The picnic is over, and the ravine is still echoing. The laughter of classmates. 7. Hey, she’s so funny. 300-word essay collection

There is a famous little naughty person here. She likes to make jokes; making a small boat without sails, making a kitten without a tail... Everyone laughed, but she said indifferently: "What do you know? After a thousand years, it is a precious cultural relic!"

She also likes to tease people very much. Once, the classmate sitting next to her deliberately hid the book at the same table, making her look around while she snickered from afar.

During the summer vacation, she had a water fight with her brother and ended up getting soaked all over. Her mother was so angry that her hair stood up. But she made a face and made her laugh. She quickly changed her clothes, and then, like a star on TV, she naughtily said to her mother: "Mother, please spare my little girl's life! My mother couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "It's like tofu has fallen into ashes - it can't be blown or beaten." ” 8. Hey campus is so funny, a 300-word essay

My campus life is like a long and winding river, but behind the ups and downs, there is infinite beauty and happiness hidden. Among them, there is one This interesting thing is still unforgettable to me.

It was a Tuesday noon, and the air was particularly fresh after the snow. After lunch, my partner and I went to the open space behind the dormitory building to build a snowman. What? I thought about it and finally decided to make a "meat bag". I first picked up some snow with my hands, rubbed them together, and then pressed them with both hands and rotated them back and forth to make them. A snowball. I looked at the snowball and felt that it was still a little small, so I grabbed a handful of snow and put it on it, turning it into a larger snowball, so that the body was ready. When I came down, I started to make its facial features and the wrinkles on its head. I first put some snow on its head and shaped it into a small "嬶鬵". Then I found a bamboo stick and placed it on the small "piece". Draw a few lines on it to represent wrinkles. Then, draw a pair of big eyes, a mouth and a small nose on its face. Finally, draw a few slopes on its cheeks to make it look like Come even cuter.

You're done! I excitedly looked at my masterpiece - a small, exquisite, lifelike "meat bag"! It seemed to blink its big, watery eyes and said happily: "Little master, thank you for letting me be lucky enough to come to this world." Looking at its cute look, I smiled sweetly. At this time, the friends also made their snowmen. Although everyone does it differently, in each of our hearts, these snowmen will always be our most precious treasures, because they are full of our happiness and efforts.

Although those snowmen have long since turned into snow and been evaporated by the sun, I believe that they will always live in our hearts, and at the same time, this interesting thing in campus life will also accompany us as we grow up, throughout our lives. Stay with us and make it unforgettable for us forever! 9. Hey, she’s so funny. 300-word essay collection

There is a famous little naughty person here.

She likes to make jokes; make a small boat without sails, make a kitten without a tail... Everyone laughed, but she didn't care and said: "What do you know? After a thousand years, but What a precious cultural relic! She also likes to tease people. Once, she deliberately hid the books at her deskmate, making her look around while she snickered from afar.

During the summer vacation, she had a water fight with her brother and ended up getting soaked all over. Her mother was so angry that her hair stood up.

But she made a face. It made her mother laugh. She quickly changed her clothes, and then said to her mother naughtily like a star on TV: "Mother, please spare my little girl's life!" My mother couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "It's like tofu has fallen into ashes - it can't be blown or beaten." ” 10. Hey, Dad is so funny

Hey, dad is so funny

My dad is a very funny person, everyone in our family knows this. If you don’t believe it, read below You’ll know the story!

Last night, when I was copying ancient poems, my father suddenly appeared from behind and patted me. I was startled and turned around to see that it was my father, disapprovingly. Said: "What's wrong? Is there anything you can ask me about, Commander? "Commander, the 'ancient poetry army' ahead is coming this way." Are we going to send out the Pencil Box Generals? Pencil, eraser and other seven generals are impatient to wait! "Dad looked at me closely and said.

After I heard this, I laughed out loud. "Hahaha... give me a high... high hanging card... hahaha... . "At this time, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't stand up straight. "Yes, my subordinates are resigning. "Dad said, he walked backwards a few steps, and accidentally got his waist stuck on the doorknob. "Oh, it hurts so much," Dad said, blocking his waist, "Commander, it seems that my subordinate is injured. I can't hang out anymore because I'm not in good health. It's not too late to rest first and then hang up. "I held my belly that hurt from laughing and nodded repeatedly.

Dad came over, flipped through the ancient poetry book and said, "This is too simple, even a three-year-old can understand it. ”