What are some funny sentences with positive energy?

1, celebrities say that ordinary people live tasteless, and ordinary people think that celebrities live too tired.

Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

5. Women are divided into married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

6. Butterflies count not months, but moments. Butterflies have enough time.

7. I am weeding, and you are at noon.

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

9. We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

10, women don't care about decency, decency is because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

1 1. According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

12, I pinned the TV remote control to my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

13, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

14, love is poison, sugar coating is wonderful, just taste it, drink it and die.

Can you speak Chinese in English? Or say nothing.

16, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

17, if you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

18. Two directors are the most difficult to call: Fu (deputy) and Zheng (deputy).

19, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent!

20. All along, what I regret is that I didn't do anything with you, not what I did with you.

2 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

When a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.

23. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn.

24. I will donate one month's living expenses in Taiwan Province Province, one year's living expenses in the United States, and one fucking life in Japan!

25. Whether going uphill or downhill, you should know how to stop yourself at an appropriate time and stop to look back, so as to make better progress.

26. On the road, it is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be "newcomers".

27, loneliness, is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

28. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

29. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

30. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

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Some people always want to eat enough, but they are always disappointed; Some people are indifferent to everything in life, but they are always lucky to be bathed in hope; Some people pursue all their lives, but they always miss out on hope; Some people regard fantasy as hope, and finally hope becomes fantasy. In life, fantasy is always fantasy, not hope. And hope sometimes becomes fantasy in helplessness!

32. What you pursue, you will be happy for what you get; If you love something, you will be happy with what you have.

33. People have advantages and disadvantages. Pay more attention to people's happiness and happiness, and pay more attention to things and pleasure. There is joy in suffering, and happiness in trouble. He who finds pleasure in suffering is happy, and he who finds happiness in difficulties is happy.

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Life is a journey forward. Those who see more scenery on the way forward and those who walk a few more steps on the bumpy road are the values of living in the world. Life carries too much regret and helplessness. There is no need to blame yourself too much, give the soul a little green and give others a smile, regardless of the full moon and the lack of the moon, regardless of fate.

35, people, great things are difficult, look at responsibility, adversity is good, look at the mind. Whether it is joy or anger, it depends on self-restraint, giving and taking, wisdom, success or failure, and persistence.