Just two or three jokes that can make people laugh should be quality, not quantity, and refuse to be copied. The content should be healthy and lively. Thank you in advance.

I don’t know what I like, but there are too many on the Internet. I’ll copy some for you and I think they’ll work for now.

1: The old lady on the bus was afraid that she would ask questions at every stop. As soon as the bus arrived at a stop, she kept poking the driver in the ribs with her umbrella: "Is this an exhibition center?" "No, this is pork ribs!"

2: A man courted a woman and played a song "Er Quan Ying Yue" on the erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: "The erhu was not played well. He looks a lot like Blind A Bing."

3: The husband came home unexpectedly and saw that there was still a smoking cigar in the ashtray beside the bed. He stared at the cigar with suspicion. He roared at his wife who was shivering on the bed: "Where did this come from? After a while of silence, a trembling man's voice came from the closet: "Cuba."

4: An old man The car was lost. When he put the newly bought car downstairs, he put three locks on it and put a piece of paper: Let you steal it! The car was not lost the next day, and there were two more locks and a piece of paper. Zhang, it says: Let you ride.

5: One day when Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest, he came up to talk to him and said: "I am hongtao liu." The foreign guest said: "I still fucking do. Where's the Seven of Diamonds?"

6: When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, the nurse walked over and said, "Be careful!" The patient smiled and said, "Baby."

7: Robber: "If you are robbing, get the fuck down!" When he saw a lady lying down, he yelled: "Be civilized, I'm robbing wealth, not sex!"

8: The athlete shot five times and failed to make a shot. The coach said: "Idiot! Look at me!" He also shot five times and still failed to make a shot. "Did you see that? You just shot like this. !"

9: After learning the lesson "Cloisonne" in high school, the Chinese teacher asked a girl in the class who loves to read romance novels the steps for making cloisonne. Answer: "The first step is to have an abortion... Oh , to make a baby." At this time, the class was already laughing. Finally she remembered that it was to make a baby.

10: A man's wife often cheated on her, but she never saw her. A colleague gave her a couplet .First line: As long as life goes by. Second line: Even if the head is a little green. Horizontal comment: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

11: A white man went to the black area to deliver a campaign speech. In order to win the support of the black people, During the speech, he actually blurted out: "Although my skin is white, my heart is as dark as yours."

12: Two dumplings got married and had a bridal chamber that night. After seeing off the guests, the father-in-law returned to the house. Suddenly he found a meatball on the bed, but the mother dumpling was missing. He panicked and shouted: "Where has my bride gone?" Meatball whispered: "It's annoying, you don't recognize her if she takes off her clothes." ?!"

13: Today when I was shopping, I heard a boy ask the boy next to me: "Have you seen Hua Yuer and Xiao Wuque, they are very good-looking..." I immediately sprayed~~~ < /p>

15: There was a teacher who stayed up all night playing mahjong. Every time he wiped the blackboard, he became furious: Who is in charge today? The blackboard is not even wiped!"

16: A patient in a mental hospital was writing Letter. The nurse happened to come in for rounds, so she asked: "Who are you writing to?" The mentally ill patient said: "To myself." "Then what are you writing?" "Idiot, I haven't collected the letter yet. , how do you know what is written!"

17: A teacher ran a red light and was stopped by the traffic police. The teacher said: "Please, I will be late for teaching." The traffic police said: "Are you a teacher? Thank God, I will wait. I have lived for 20 years and wrote "No More Running Red Lights" 100 times!"

18: A mentally ill person was singing in bed. He turned over while singing and continued singing while lying on the pillow. The attending physician said: " Just sing, why are you turning over?" The mental patient said: "Idiot! After singing side A, of course you have to sing side B.

19: A classmate in our class talked in his sleep during military training: "Miss, may I ask you this? What's your name?" Then he changed into a female voice and said: "My name is Xiaoli." Everyone in the dormitory fainted with laughter on the spot.

20: A white mother was breastfeeding, and a black mother who was also breastfeeding passed by. , the white child cried loudly: "Mom, I also want to drink chocolate flavor.