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What can a boy do to make a girl happy when she is unhappy?

What can a boy do to make a girl happy when she is unhappy?

Hug her, and if you can, say to her: "As long as you are happy, I will sacrifice myself and let you bite me a few times." This will not only show that you are a little aggrieved, but also express your feelings. Showing that you care about her is sometimes very simple, as long as you stay with her quietly. Maybe this will make her feel more secure and not afraid of getting hurt. Or you can take her to places she usually likes to go, food she likes to eat, things she likes to play, etc. You can also tell her some jokes. , make some faces, and send some small gifts. Note: If the other person is not your girlfriend yet, please do not send flowers. hey-hey! Wish you good luck! How do you comfort a girl when she's unhappy?

First of all, you must have enough patience

Don’t explain to her when she is angry, because she will not listen at this time

No matter how logical you say it She also thinks you are justifying

What she needs is for you to admit your mistakes and keep admitting them

Then tease her and say why she is not beautiful when she is angry. Don’t scare others. Jokes for children

It is most effective if you are ready to take out the gift you bought for her

This requires you to prepare thoughtful little gifts for him at any time

Until she breaks down in tears and laughs,

The day after the incident, tell her not to be too willful in the future, and explain to her the reason why you did it yesterday

She will defend herself If you are willful and guilty, you will only have fewer conflicts in the future.

No matter how ignorant a girl is, she still understands the truth.

A girl wants others to praise her for her beauty. Everyone likes to hear compliments. Women are more prominent in this regard. They will gain recognition from people's compliments and compliments. Understand female psychology. If you want to win the favor of the girl you love, you must always praise her for her beauty. For example, if your girlfriend puts on makeup in front of the mirror for a long time just for you, and wears a new outfit every time you go on a date, shouldn't you give her a few heartfelt compliments when you see her?

2. Women like to give small favors to others. There are subtle differences between men and women in giving and receiving gifts. When a woman gives a valuable gift to a man, it shows that she is willing to trust her. First, think of gifts as a sign of respect, or as an act of attentiveness. Therefore, a woman not only likes others to give her some small souvenirs, but she also likes to give her boyfriend a small gift. If her boyfriend doesn't take the gift seriously, she will be disappointed. When a smart man accepts a gift from a girl, he must not forget to give her an affectionate kiss.

Respect her and understand her. A woman likes to be listened to, and she wants her feelings, even if they are childish or irrational, to work for a man. She wants others to respect her and understand her. Women are easily hurt inside. You must protect her, care for her, and take care of her. consistent with her interests. Most women believe that a man who shares her views or interests and helps her achieve a certain goal will be a trustworthy person. Therefore, they tend to feel close to such a man and give their hearts to him. Generally speaking, men who are unreasonable and unforgiving will make women unhappy. If a female colleague fails to complete the work quota and you criticize her directly, she will not be favored by her. You should ensure that your work and the collective are not affected. Next, put yourself in her position and think about it. At this time, her heart will be inexplicably inclined to you. Women are generally very wary. If you and her have the same goal, for example, you both have a crush on someone. If a colleague is dissatisfied with his actions, you will be easily accepted.

5. Pay attention to her tiny desires. Women always think that men are forgetful.

Therefore, if she accidentally blurts out something that interests her, you will always remember it firmly. When you mention it to her again one day, she will be deeply moved. For women, if you tell her She can understand some small desires, and she must feel that you understand her best and are the most reliable, so she will be closer to you.

If a girl needs pain, treat her as a Just like your own children, you can coax her when she is angry, trick her into eating ice cream, watching movies, sending flowers, etc.

Think of more creative ideas, and when you meet someone who is sincere When he likes a girl, that is when a man is happiest. Brother, congratulations to you. Also know how to make a girl happy when she is unhappy

Act cute, and look sad when she is unhappy. I said to myself: "What should I do to make you happy?" Then I made faces, faces, faces to her~~ This is what the person I like said to me, not to mention how happy I was at that time. I was thinking An unhappy thing, I forgot all about it and became happy.

Care about her and find some jokes or interesting things to make her happy. Most girls like sweet words! How to make the girl you like happy? ?

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If she is unhappy, don't bother her. Just stay with her silently.

Just say what you want to say most. "Be sincere" and girls will like it.

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Comfort her! ~Say something nice! ~ Divert her thoughts! ~Let her not think of unhappy things! ~~Teach her `Wait a minute```