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I spent a day writing with Zhuge Liang.
Suddenly, my eyes went black and I saw many neat and strong soldiers training. "ah! Peng Hao, there you are. I want to show you a good show. " I looked back and saw a middle-aged uncle with a goatee, dressed in white and shaking a goose feather fan. Ah! If it is not Zhuge Liang, it will be a miracle. I said excitedly, "Zhuge Liang, I just want to ask you for help!" " "He said slowly," don't worry, don't worry, come with me to see a big play first. Please call Lu Su. "
"Zhuge Liang, why do you want me?" Lu Su wondered. At this time, Zhuge Liang said happily, "Lu Su, you two help me find 100 scarecrow and 20 boats. Let's go to the boathouse later. I will invite you to dinner and let Cao Jun send us arrows. " It turned out to be "grass boat borrows arrows"! I am so excited that the river is covered with 20 boats and scarecrows like soldiers.
The fog is really heavy. Lu Su and Zhuge Liang and I ate delicious chicken and drank juice in the boathouse, which was very pleasant. But Lu Su was frightened, didn't eat or drink, only heard the sound of "swish". Many arrows hit the scarecrow, and soon the ship was covered with arrows.
At this time, the fog dispersed, and Zhuge Liang shouted to the outside: "Thank you!" Cao Cao looked at it and said angrily, "You all wait for me!"
"Students who have finished the examination paper, please check it carefully. There are still five minutes. " I woke up at once and finished the test paper quickly. As a result, when the test paper was issued, I didn't get a satisfactory result. Well, it's all my fault. I got distracted during the exam. Although "experienced" an unforgettable dream day, it also paid a painful price. I understand a truth: concentrate on your work, and you can't do it well without being serious.
I spent a day writing with Zhuge Liang. One day, I was sitting at my desk doing my homework when the door rang "Knock!" " ""knock! "I opened the door and found Zhuge Liang coming.
I invited Mr Zhuge into my room. "Please come in." I said politely, "You can sit on my bed now." "ok." Mr. Zhuge responded.
I asked, "In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms,' Wolong Feng Chu, one person can win the world. "This Wolong is Zhuge Liang, and this Feng Chu is Pang Tong, but why didn't Liu Bei win the world in the end?"
Mr Zhuge said patiently, "This sentence is actually not a complete sentence, but a complete sentence: Wolong Feng Chu, one person wins the world. The first filial piety, one death, the Han family is difficult to prosper. " "Do you know who Zi Chu Xiaozhi is?" Mr Zhuge then asked.
I scratched my head with my hand and said, "I don't know."
Zhuge Liang has a glib tongue: "Zi Chu refers to Liu Ba, and filial piety refers to the law."
Mr Zhuge, you are really unique! Your story of borrowing an arrow from a straw boat, crafting your sleeve, capturing Meng Huo seven times, and planning an empty city plan … are deeply engraved in my mind.
We talked all day, and when we left, he told me that we must study hard and rejuvenate the country.
I spent a day with Zhuge Liang. Hey, I went to class today and found that my deskmate became Zhuge Liang! Haha, I think today will be very interesting!
The first class is a debate contest, and the topic of the debate is "Is Liu Bei clever?" . Boy, this topic is really a red heart, completely aimed at Zhuge Liang. So Zhuge Liang debated the whole class by himself! This can surprise the teacher.
The second class is a self-study class. After I asked him a few questions, I reviewed my lessons with him. We still solve math problems together, draw pictures together, play a few jokes on each other and tell a few jokes like friends.
Half a day passed quickly, but in the afternoon English class, he spoke English very well! I was surprised and asked him, "How can you speak English so well?" "I picked up a box of chewing gum on the road, and I understood it all after eating it." He said. I almost fainted and thought, "Isn't this the language chewing gum written in my novel?" How can there be? And it was so coincidentally picked up by him! "
Time is like a cup of poured water, which is gone forever. One day passed quickly, and tomorrow, Zhuge Liang will leave. I can't bear to part. Although today is as ordinary as usual, my day is extraordinary because of Zhuge Liang.
Today is really a beautiful day!
One day in the summer vacation, I was lying on the sofa, blowing air conditioning, watching the romance of the Three Kingdoms with relish, dreaming that I had crossed into the Three Kingdoms era. Suddenly, a cloud of white smoke flashed, and Zhuge Liang appeared in front of me and said with a smile, "Little brother, would you like to visit the Three Kingdoms with me?" "Yes!" I said simply. Zhuge Liang waved and we disappeared.
After a while, I rubbed my dizzy head and looked around. I found myself standing in an antique hut. Zhuge Liang saluted me and said, "Welcome to my humble abode." I quickly replied: "Thank you, thank you!" Just as he was polite, there was a loud shout outside the door: "Zhuge Liang, come out and let me teach you a lesson. How dare you despise a big brother so much! " I went out with Zhuge Liang and saw Zhang Fei swearing outside. I frowned and said coldly, "Are you going to teach me a lesson?" Zhang Fei looked at each other and said, "Well, if you are Zhuge Liang, I will teach you a good lesson!" " "Then he punched me. I didn't give way, but punched him, and only heard a muffled sound of "bang". Zhang Fei flew out and fell to the ground. He looked at me strangely and asked with trembling, "Zhuge Liang is a weak scholar, but you are not Zhuge Liang. Who are you? " I clapped my hands and winked at Zhang Fei and said, "A gentleman can change his name or not. His name is Zhu, and his name is. Welcome to advise! " "poof!" Zhang Fei vomited an old blood and fainted.
"Ha ha ha" Zhuge Liang and I laughed at the same time. Zhuge Liang had Zhang Fei brought in and accompanied me around the house. At noon, we were about to leave after lunch. Zhuge Liang gave me his goose feather fan. I took the fan and said to him, "Brother Zhuge, I also have something to say to you. In the future, if you meet a man named Masu, he will go to the street pavilion, and you will break his dog's leg without saying anything! " Zhuge Liang smiled without a word.
Now whenever I see a goose feather fan hanging on the wall, I will sigh: "Brother Zhuge, did you break Ma Su's dog leg?"
I spent a day with Zhuge Liang. I like reading the Romance of the Three Kingdoms very much, especially the miraculous Zhuge Liang.
At noon today, Zhuge Liang suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. He said to me, "Don't panic, little brother. I have been in Shudu for a long time. I want to come out to play with you and help you solve your usual problems. "
My eyes lit up at once, and I said to my "master", "Right, I can't understand a math problem. Help me look at it and solve it by the way! "
"What's the problem? Tell me about it. " Zhuge Liang said doubtfully with a smile.
"You see, it is this math problem that makes me rack my brains. What is x times y? I am only in the fourth grade now! "
Zhuge Liang replied: "This is not simple, X times y=xy!" Sure enough, "man-machine speed" is not just a thing!
In the afternoon, Zhuge Liang and I came to school and heard a bang. Zhuge Liang suddenly became a pupil. He took his time, smiled and said to me, "Don't be afraid, this is the super power that the monkey gave me when he came with me, for fear of scaring my classmates."
At this time, I was relieved and went upstairs. I came into the classroom and gave him a test paper, and he did it ... In less than 1 minute, Zhuge Liang finished it as easy as blowing off dust. If it were me, ouch! ......
In the evening, Zhuge Liang sighed and frowned and said, "Sorry, I'm going back to Shu. See you later! " So he disappeared in front of my eyes.
Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Ding-dong ... reminds me of the familiar class bell again! I still miss Zhuge Liang and my "master". I hope you can come to my house next time.
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