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When I grow up, I will read my childhood texts and find that they are all life.

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Carve a mark on the side of the moving ship to show where someone's sword fell ―― take measures regardless of the change of environment.

The ship has already left. Where can I find the shadow of the sword in Wan Li? When I was a child, I thought the man who carved a boat for a sword was really a fool.

When I grow up, I find that sometimes people are the same. Obviously, people have left and tea is cold. But still holding the imprint of memory, persistent waiting. Aren't we as stupid as him sometimes?

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Stealing a clock to plug your ears-deceiving yourself.

A thief covers his ears and thinks the bell doesn't exist.

Sometimes, we love someone. Everyone told you to stay away from ta, but you lied to yourself by covering your ears, saying that I wouldn't listen, and you didn't understand his goodness. When we are desperate to do something wrong, we still feel that no one understands you except ourselves.

When I was a child, I thought that the textbooks used idiots to tease us. I didn't know until I grew up. It turned out that everyone was deceiving themselves.

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Climbers

When I was a child, I was moved by being a mountain runner, knowing that no matter what I do, I will reach my destination one day as long as I work hard towards my goal one step at a time.

I want to be quick and quick when I grow up. I can't wait to eat a fat man. I complain about working overtime, but I forget that the road is familiar step by step.

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Offer a birch and ask for whipping ―― Humble and sincere apology.

Lian Po took off his shirt, put thorns on his back, and went to Lin Xiangru Palace to confess. Since then, the general and the prime minister have worked together to defend the country. When I was a child, I only thought that Lin Xiangru was clever and Lian Po could correct his mistakes.

When I grow up, I find that adults are very arrogant. There are always thousands of reasons for making mistakes. Even if you realize your mistakes, you don't want to bow your head and admit your mistakes.

How hard is it to bow your head and apologize to others for your mistakes? Why do people forget the simplest truth when they grow up?

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better late than never

"It's not too late to mend." If you lose a sheep, you should mend the hole in the fence quickly. It is not too late. When I was a child, I thought it was a very simple truth. How can no one understand?

When I grow up, I realize how fragile people are. Sometimes if I make a wrong step, it will easily collapse and break the jar. Actually, why bother Your correction can't save the present, but it can help you win the future.

Life is still early, so why be so negative.

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Chen Yi eats ink.

When Chen Yi was a child, he forgot to eat and sleep because of reading. His mother prepared sesame paste for him to eat with the cake, but he mistook the ink for sesame paste and dipped it with relish. When I was a child, I didn't feel sick when I read this story, but I still felt with relish.

It is said that Jews who are considered to be the smartest in the world love reading, and the way they teach their children to read is also very strange. Put honey on the book and let the children smell it. Therefore, Jewish children have such a feeling since childhood: books are sweet.

How long has it been since we read a good book? No matter how beautiful the mobile phone is, there are more beautiful life interests in the book.

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Camels and sheep

Camels and sheep, one is tall and the other is short. They each did one thing, trying to prove to each other that their height is the most perfect, but they couldn't see the advantages that they didn't have in each other.

When we grow up, there will always be 10 thousand "why" about potential competitors in our hearts, just like camels and sheep don't give each other. Is it so difficult to admit each other's advantages and face up to their own shortcomings? Why are things that are easy to do when you are young so difficult when you grow up?

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Buy the box, but return the pearls.

There was a man in the state of Chu who took a fancy to the box containing pearls in the market, bought a wooden box and returned the protagonist pearls in the box. We all laughed at him and didn't understand the value of baby.

When I grow up, I suddenly find that precious quality is like pearls in a box, and gorgeous appearance is like a confusing box. Many people lost pearls for the box.

It is easy to break the appearance, but difficult to distinguish the heart.

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Draw carambola

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From Baicaoyuan to San Tan Yin Yue

Baicao Garden carries Lu Xun's childhood, and it still reminds me from time to time when he arrives at Santan to reflect the moon. Three pools reflect the moon, full of childlike interest, and textbooks and books are full of memories. ...

Some feelings are always poems, and some days, the past is gone.

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Sima Guang hits tanks.

When I was a child, I saw the story of Sima Guang smashing a jar. Besides feeling his wisdom, I also admire his courage.

Old people who grow up and don't fall on the road must first video before they dare to help; Doctors who tried their best to treat them but failed were besieged at every turn.

In the world of adults, we know that smashing cans saves lives, but sometimes we have to pay for cans. Whose sorrow is this?

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Flower fragrance all the way

There is a broken jar that I have always admired. It's useless to feel bad. But later he learned that his master still took it with him every day, because on the way back from carrying water, half a jar of water leaked from the broken jar just watered the beautiful flowers on the roadside.

Everyone has his own place, even in this cruel society, even if you feel ordinary or even small, don't lose hope in life. Because you may be the hope of some flowers, but you don't know it yourself.

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Duck eggs on Dragon Boat Festival

When I was a child, I read Duck Eggs at Dragon Boat Festival written by Mr. Wang Zengqi, and my mouth watered. He recalled the duck eggs in his hometown and also recalled his hometown. He also quoted a poem-"Once the sea was difficult for water", which was the first time I saw this poem.

I don't know how precious my childhood memories are until I grow up.

Those who can't reach it are called distant places, and those who can't go back are called hometown.