Simple English humorous jokes suitable for junior three students! There are not many new words! Please help before 10:00.

Beijing can bid for the 2008 Olympic Games. In fact, an old lady in Laiwu has made great contributions. It is said that the old lady went to Beijing to see the children, and one day the sun was fine, so she took the kitten to the yard of the community to bask in the summer sleeping mat. Fortunately, Samaranch visited the Olympic environment in Beijing accompanied by officials who bid for the Olympic Games. He happened to be in this community. When he saw the old lady, he went forward to have a dialogue with people. Grandpa Sa greeted the old lady very kindly: "Good morning!" The old lady was gently stroking her cat. When she saw someone greeting her, she nodded kindly and replied, "Well, playing with the cat!" " Grandpa Sa was very surprised: "Hey, the old lady can speak English! Not bad! " I want to test her again: "Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? The old lady thought that the foreign old man asked her what to do, so she smiled lovingly and replied, "Sun Ma Xi!" " Grandpa Sa was very happy: "Ah! The old lady also knows that I am Samaranch! " In a good mood, he ordered his men to give the old lady some European sausages. But he didn't know that Laiwu's sausages were famous. The old lady took the sausage and looked at it: "Hehe, I have it in Laiwu!" " Grandpa Sa said with satisfaction, "Even such a humble old lady has such a good English level that she can say I love you!" Then the English of others in Beijing must be better! It seems that the Olympic environment in Beijing is still very good! "This has decided to make Beijing the host city of the 2008 Olympic Games!

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