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We all love the lines of Laughing Flowers and Thousand Bones

Episode 1: Ah ah ah ah, oh my, oh my god, do you have any buns? Episode 2: I will definitely get admitted to Changliu. Humph, you are so tall. Why did you call me mother? You were not born by me and I am not a bug. Why is it so small that it won’t be crushed to death by me?

. Level 3: Oh, this water is so comfortable. Episode 6: Sister, you are so beautiful, but your breasts are a little small. Episode 7: Although my sister is beautiful, she is too hot-tempered. Episode 10: Master, don’t be afraid that Xiaogu will always be with you from now on. You will never be alone again. Episode 11: Master, aren’t you hungry? Well, you have the body of an immortal and don’t need to eat. The master is teaching me to play the piano with his own hands, but my hands have no strength at all. But after arriving at the Jueqing Palace, Xiao Gu is alone every day. You see, the little bones have become thin due to hunger. I transplanted it from the bitter cold land of the far north for thousands of years. I cultivated it carefully for many years and finally managed to bloom a few flowers. You actually ate it. You are not allowed to eat. You are not allowed to eat: Master, Master, I am not Did you do it on purpose: Master, why are you like this? It’s terrible: This is a medicinal material I have cultivated for decades: I’m sorry, Master, I didn’t do it on purpose: I’m going to punish you to stand on your head and read a book today: Ah. Episode 12: Oh, why is this East written uglier than mine? Why are you kidding me that you still want to go to Beijing to take the exam? Little one, what do you think your sister looks like: Yes, sister, why do you look so good-looking? Episode 13: Who? ah! Your Majesty, he is taking a shower. Master and disciples know what is wrong. What is wrong? Me, me: You misinterpreted my words again. Master: Ah!: Master, I didn’t mean to peek at you taking a shower yesterday: Ah! : I really didn’t mean it, Master. I just wanted to see what you were doing when I was practicing microscopic observation. But I didn’t expect that you were bathing at that time. I didn’t see anything. I just saw Master’s naked back. Master, please punish me. I'm willing to accept any punishment: Forget it, forget it, get up, Bones. What are you drawing? I'm drawing my master. Are you sure it's the master you're drawing and not Bai Wuchang? Of course I'm drawing the master's naked back. : Cough cough cough: Sugar baby, how can you spray on my master's painting? Don't think that I can't twist you into a twist now that you are in human form: Bones, you are becoming more and more violent now: The more violent ones are Do you want to see it later? Episode 17: Zi Hua, what you have taught me is not embarrassing to you: No shame, no shame. By the way, Master, when can I accept a disciple like Senior Brother Eleven? Why do you want to accept a disciple? Look at the Jueqing Palace. The two of us are so lonely. If I take on a disciple, he can play with me and let me bully him. Master, you see that I am so obedient and cute. If I take on a disciple, it will definitely be fun.