The funniest 2019 Spring Festival funny mood phrases, I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education

1 Half of life is misfortune, the other half is how to deal with misfortune.

2 Your advantage is that you are useless at critical times.

3 I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education

4 Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

5 The so-called love words mean that you say something that you don’t even believe, but you hope that the other person will believe it.

6 I bought an egg but broke it accidentally. I know that I I have no connection with this egg.

7 Funny Quotes: How do you, who are in heat, and me, who are ruthless, face this ruthless world.

8 How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

9 In fact, the day of class is short, and it passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.

10 Shutting up for one minute can save you an hour of explanations.

11 Women have two mouths, one mouth tells right and wrong, and the other mouth can eat people.

12 After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid to wake up and beat you several times every day

13 God, give me the strength to do my homework

14 I don’t really want to eat, but my mouth wants to move.

15 Once you learn how to break the jar, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter

16 I would rather be sad than be happy.

17 Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

18 When I closed my eyes, I saw my future

19 Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is obviously sober, but the behavior is out of control.

20 When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet!

21 Every lie I told you is true

22 In order to figure out why I had insomnia yesterday, today, I have insomnia again

23 I The principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry!

24 You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

25 Don’t always look as depressed as constipation!

26 Shocking Quotes: Whenever I find that I have done something wrong, I will hit someone else’s head with a brick

27 Life is like a bowl of noodles, it depends on whether it tastes good or not. It depends on how you put the condiments.

28 Life is like a climax. When you are unable to resist, it is better to close your eyes and enjoy it.

29 The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating the food made by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

30 The dreams I have now determine my future, so I’d better sleep a little longer.