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What does Mr. Shou mean by being widowed?

Mr Xu is a widowed doctor.

"There is half a bucket of grain at home, which is not king of the children." This sentence definitely didn't dilute my excitement of becoming king of the children. As a newcomer to king of the children, I feel inexplicably excited.

In my father's words, "What happened to king of the children? The wind doesn't blow your head, the rain doesn't hit your face, you wear clean clothes all your life, and you pay for other people's children to read and write. This is a good thing! "

I was moved by my father's simple truth.

A piece of chalk, remain uncorrupted, I calmly stand among the children!

So someone joked intentionally or unintentionally: "Mr. Xu is a widowed doctor!" "

Listen, after all, it's not that good!

I don't know when the saying "xu teacher is a widowed doctor" originated, so I searched online and didn't find the reason.

"Mr. Xu is a widowed doctor" is probably the final conclusion of history, which has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!

But when others mention it in front of me intentionally or unintentionally, I am always a little confused. Who can "sir and doctor" offend? With such a big hat, and the area is thousands of years or even thousands of years? Tighter than a monkey's spell! I can't even take it off!

No, I once met the embarrassment of "Mr. Xu's widowhood".

On that business trip by car, when the car passed a township hospital, five people in white coats came up, four women and one man. Needless to say, they must be doctors. Because the bus was crowded, four female doctors stood in the front aisle and the male doctor sat in the last row of seats. The woman who sold the tickets probably didn't pay attention and didn't go to the back to collect the men's tickets. After only one stop, they went to the next hospital. Five people got off in succession. At this time, the woman who sold the ticket discovered that the man had got off the bus, and in order to ask for a two-yuan fare, the car stopped there. The man refused to give it, quarreled for a long time, and finally went to the hospital with the man.

This scene makes me feel ashamed as my husband, just two dollars!

Although I shouldn't feel bad, I'm not the protagonist in this episode, but "Sir" and "Doctor" are grasshoppers tied to a rope after all!

That woman is a bit of a pot calling the kettle black. Ducks laugh at geese! If you are generous, it's only two dollars! Why do you always pick the six small words on the tip of your tongue? "Teacher Xu is a widowed doctor"!

Alas, although most of our doctors and husbands don't have much money in their waists, we can't be so fall in price for just two dollars!

I thought about it, although "Mr. Xu is widowed" is a bit ugly, but this society really can't live without them.

In fact, isn't it "sir" and "doctor" who create a healthy society?

As soon as a person is born, he must undergo a comprehensive examination by a doctor, give you a strong physique, and then hand you over to your husband, who will carve your soul with a scalpel of the soul, so that you can have a normal thinking, a positive life and write Chinese characters in a down-to-earth manner. Without this so-called "Mr. Chin", who can guide you to become an upright person? You may defile the title of "human" given to you by God. If you can't write the word "person" correctly in this life, if God is angry in the next life, you may be put into the dog or cat register, which is unknown. Isn't that a wrong life!

If you are lucky, your body is healthy and your mind is sound. But without the teacher's teaching, even if you have rich gold and silver and cars, you may just have money in your arms, but your face says ignorance!

As Mr. Lu Xun said, "No matter how healthy and robust the people of China are. . . . . . Can only be meaningless public materials and spectators! " Visible "Mr. Xu"

Importance can be described as great!

A society with conscience should give them due respect! ! !

Mr. Shou:

1, a Mr. Shou

2. A long-lived gentleman