What is Yu-Ching Fei's dirty brain teaser?

Yu-Ching Fei's brain teasers are as follows:

1, if you like someone, you should improve your self-restraint, increase your knowledge and be modest and gentle from now on, so that when he is with others, he won't cry in public.

2. Can you give me a Japanese name, such as Matsushima Nanako?

The present underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it will take a long time to find that you don't have a car.

4. Is it expensive? I will buy it at will. I am the first person in our village who has seen 100 yuan. Can't you afford it?

If you like me, you can tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

6, hey, you might as well play games, the wild monster will also show the blood volume, and you won't even give a progress bar.

7. When looking for a girlfriend, you must find two types, one is my favorite type and the other is my favorite type.

It's windy today. I want to go to the gym and help me blow it to the tea shop.

9. Lamborghini is not available yet. It's a pity that my 5 yuan voucher has never been used.

10, don't always make the same mistake, there are many new mistakes waiting for you to make.

1 1. Your smile makes me particularly warm and healing, but she is different. I want to give her money when she laughs.

12, it is cold. In order to drink more hot water, I bought a super thermos cup for hundreds of dollars. I went early in the morning and burned my mouth eight times without a sip of water! ! !

13, my favorite month of the year is February, and I only need to be poor for 28 days this month.

14, I just brought contact lenses when I was in junior high school. When I got home, I told my grandmother that I wore contact lenses. Grandma asked me what contact lenses are. I picked them up with tweezers and showed them to her. Grandma said, really can't see. After grandma walked out of the house, I found it was not caught! ! !

15, will you appear naked in the hair transplant shop on the corner?

16, come to me with people or things, and it's nothing to find someone else.

17, please cherish everyone who is kind to you before they find you bad.

18, Baidu can't find you, try sogou.

19, don't always blame yourself, blaming you is my business.

20. I'll teach you how to tell whether there are bugs in watermelon. First you have to knock that watermelon, bang bang. If there is a bug in it, the bug will ask: who is it?

2 1. After working for five minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed for two hours.