Funny greetings are short.

1, I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness as the East China Sea, long life as the South Mountain, happiness, prosperous career and dreams come true!

2. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

3. Make money, get paid and have a rest after a busy week! I haven't contacted you for a long time. I hang on to your money day and night. I miss you so much that I'm going crazy. Invite me to eat hot pot at the weekend, even if I thank you, I will be relieved!

4. May good luck, like a mine, step on you forever; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

5, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

6, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

7. May the bell of the New Year ring the note of happiness in your heart, and may luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Spring flowers and autumn fruits, I will always be with you!

8. It's another Spring Festival! Special moment, special blessing, I wish you good health! Happy! I hope things are a loss! Have a good mood every day!

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the distance between time and space. But I want to ask when you will invite me to dinner. If Jane is blind, I will text you.

10 My friend, I wish you to fly over the vast sky, cross the boundless wilderness and cross the bright galaxy until you stand on the top of the rainbow. I ask you to do the following three things: be sure to succeed, be sure to be happy and be happy!

1 1, I am a person who secretly loves you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was ... sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.