Saint Seiya Jokes

On PATRY, Shaori boasted to the girls: "I wash pearls with wine, emeralds with brandy, and diamonds with fresh milk." Turning to Chunli, "What about you?"

Chunli shrugged: "I don't wash mine at all. I throw them away if they are slightly dirty."

Shazhi asked Shi Ang: To be honest, how old are you?

Shi Ang pretended to be deaf and dumb.

After a while, Shazhi became impatient: Hurry up, you have aged for another five minutes!

Niu Niu wants to lose weight, go to Golden GG Miaomiao, the slimmest in the family, asked: "Why are you in such good shape?"

Miaomiao told him: "I only eat two slices of bread every day."

Niu Niu thanked him and left. He quickly turned around and asked, "Should we eat before or after a meal?"

Tong Hu taught Zilong how to learn Chinese, wrote the character "bed" and asked him: "What is this character?" < /p>

"Bed." Zilong replied.

"Yes." Tong Hu was very happy and wrote "Ma" again: "Where is this?"

"Double bed."

Tong Hu celebrated his birthday and held a banquet at the Tianping Palace to celebrate, inviting all the Saints to participate.

Milo came swaying in his underpants and slippers.

Zilong went over and stopped him: "Hey, no one wearing slippers is allowed in."

Mimi took off her shoes: "Then I will go barefoot."

Zilong was startled and thought: Fortunately, I didn't say that people wearing underwear can't come in.

The Sanctuary held a New Year's dinner. As soon as Ah Shun sat down, he saw a roasted red bird on the table. He was so happy about the fragrant big fat goose: "It's so cool, I'm sitting next to the big fat goose."

But he immediately found Binghe sitting aside and staring at him.

Ah Shun smiled: "I'm sorry, I was talking about the roasted one."