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There is a song! Forgot the lyrics! Forget it! What a joke! It's rare

Adapted from Farewell My Concubine

I am holding the boiling water and wishing I could wash away my endless heartache

Looking at the sky and dizzying in all directions, I wonder whose smell this is foot! < /p>

Who would know my heartache when I am sad (Oh!)

How many years have I been sad like this?

Oh my God, I can’t stand it. Come and wash my feet. I have a fever

As soon as you take off your socks, everyone faints

Oh my god, I can’t bear it, my tears are rushing to the sky

I will see you again in the next life Be a hero, now I will hang myself!

Adapted from The Moon Represents My Heart

You ask me how much money I have and whether I have a good background!

My heart will not change, my love will not change, and the passbook represents my heart.

If you ask me how deep my wallet is, how much do you love me?

If you touch it, if you look through it, your pockets have already been empty.

A gentle kiss has touched my heart

The deep digging in my pocket has caused me pain to this day.

You asked me how I was doing and how much money I had left in my pocket.

I said I had no money, but you said I was leaving first and disappeared around the corner

Adaptation of Two Butterflies

Family version - 1: For the Fat Wife

Dear, you lose weight

Be careful of high blood pressure and piles of fat

Dear, stop talking

You will regret eating delicious food

Dear, practice with me

Travel through time and space and return to the age of eighteen

Dear, I want to dance

Exercising is not tiring at all

You and I will lose weight in a healthy way

Removed Burden for body beauty

Exercise lasts a lifetime, live a long life without regrets

Live up to my hopes, your charm

You and I will lose weight healthily

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Beautiful body without burdens

When the sun sets, the golden autumn is infinitely beautiful

I will have no regrets if I can accompany you till old age

" "Two Butterflies"

Home Edition - 2: For Husband

Dear, am I beautiful

Standard "measurements" of 1.62 meters

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Dear, am I charming?

Zhao Wei’s eyes and Tang Jiali’s legs

Dear, measure my waist

Two feet one two Wearing fat pants

My dear, look at your whole body

A thin figure is really no burden

You make me healthy and lose weight

I am progressing too fast and my eyes are black

Take a bottle of beer and pour a glass of wine

You say I am really useless and I am "sinful"

You made me healthy to lose weight

I progressed too fast and my eyes went black

Your bad idea made me regret it all the time

Believe in scientific ability, Have Beauty

"Two Butterflies"

Home Edition - 3:

My dear, where are you flying

This is your spiritual comfort

My dear, don’t talk too much

You have to understand my sincere words

My dear, don’t leave yet

After the New Year, you should be one year older

My dear, think carefully

The attachment of love will always be in my heart

You and me How many winters and summers have passed

Already have a cute "little burden"

I can't live without you, I will regret it in the future

You have failed to live up to my hopes, you know your guilt

You and I have been flying through the cold and summer together

We already have a cute "little burden"

When he grows up, you and I will lose their hair

We are strangers, so regretful

Huo Yuanjia