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There is a song! Forgot the lyrics! Forget it! What a joke! It's rare
Adapted from Farewell My Concubine
I am holding the boiling water and wishing I could wash away my endless heartache
Looking at the sky and dizzying in all directions, I wonder whose smell this is foot! < /p>
Who would know my heartache when I am sad (Oh!)
How many years have I been sad like this?
Oh my God, I can’t stand it. Come and wash my feet. I have a fever
As soon as you take off your socks, everyone faints
Oh my god, I can’t bear it, my tears are rushing to the sky
I will see you again in the next life Be a hero, now I will hang myself!
Adapted from The Moon Represents My Heart
You ask me how much money I have and whether I have a good background!
My heart will not change, my love will not change, and the passbook represents my heart.
If you ask me how deep my wallet is, how much do you love me?
If you touch it, if you look through it, your pockets have already been empty.
A gentle kiss has touched my heart
The deep digging in my pocket has caused me pain to this day.
You asked me how I was doing and how much money I had left in my pocket.
I said I had no money, but you said I was leaving first and disappeared around the corner
Adaptation of Two Butterflies
Family version - 1: For the Fat Wife
Dear, you lose weight
Be careful of high blood pressure and piles of fat
Dear, stop talking
You will regret eating delicious food
Dear, practice with me
Travel through time and space and return to the age of eighteen
Dear, I want to dance
Exercising is not tiring at all
You and I will lose weight in a healthy way
Removed Burden for body beauty
Exercise lasts a lifetime, live a long life without regrets
Live up to my hopes, your charm
You and I will lose weight healthily
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Beautiful body without burdens
When the sun sets, the golden autumn is infinitely beautiful
I will have no regrets if I can accompany you till old age
" "Two Butterflies"
Home Edition - 2: For Husband
Dear, am I beautiful
Standard "measurements" of 1.62 meters
p>Dear, am I charming?
Zhao Wei’s eyes and Tang Jiali’s legs
Dear, measure my waist
Two feet one two Wearing fat pants
My dear, look at your whole body
A thin figure is really no burden
You make me healthy and lose weight
I am progressing too fast and my eyes are black
Take a bottle of beer and pour a glass of wine
You say I am really useless and I am "sinful"
You made me healthy to lose weight
I progressed too fast and my eyes went black
Your bad idea made me regret it all the time
Believe in scientific ability, Have Beauty
"Two Butterflies"
Home Edition - 3:
My dear, where are you flying
This is your spiritual comfort
My dear, don’t talk too much
You have to understand my sincere words
My dear, don’t leave yet
After the New Year, you should be one year older
My dear, think carefully
The attachment of love will always be in my heart
You and me How many winters and summers have passed
Already have a cute "little burden"
I can't live without you, I will regret it in the future
You have failed to live up to my hopes, you know your guilt
You and I have been flying through the cold and summer together
We already have a cute "little burden"
When he grows up, you and I will lose their hair
We are strangers, so regretful
Huo Yuanjia
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