Super humorous jokes

Super humorous jokes

Super humorous jokes. In our life, there are many humorous people. In fact, having such a person around us is also very happy and will tell you some jokes. So, what are the super humorous jokes? Let's learn about it together. 1

1. The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because the mind is calm and naturally cool."

2. The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. Some jerk thought I was electrocuted when he passed by, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

3. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? A: Give it a fart to smell. It's the hands that will cover your nose, and the rest are your feet. The whole class fell.

4. When a person is always farting at work, colleagues can't help but say, Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I have tuned it to vibration now!

5. When someone is riding a bike, he hears passers-by roar: go, go, go ...... I thought, damn it, I can sing: Ole Ole ..... I plunged into the ditch without falling a word, and passers-by scolded: I told you that I still rode in the ditch! It serves you right to fall dead.

6. Carp and tortoise go to get a marriage certificate. The clerk asked the turtle's age, and the turtle: 1. Quasi-marriage

7. A couple came to a wishing well. The husband bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was shocked, and then smiled and said to himself, "How clever!"

8. A couple were fishing by the river, and the lady always quarreled. After a while, the fish took the bait, and the lady said, Poor fish. The husband said, yes, just shut up and you'll be fine. Super humorous joke encyclopedia 2

1. I went to the drugstore to buy medicine, and when I saw an electronic scale at the door, I went up and weighed it to see if I had gained weight recently. But after standing up, the light on the display screen doesn't light up, and it doesn't show numbers ... I suddenly became nervous. Am I too fat to be measured? Then a faint voice came from the shop: Girl, what are you doing stepping on our induction cooker?

2. Two days ago, I was bored. I tried to send a message to 186: "I miss you". Unexpectedly, 186 really sent back a message: "Come to me, you damn fool!" Then I was so scared that I quickly put down my father's cell phone.

3. A crow flew over the fox's head with a piece of meat in her mouth. In order to get the meat out of her mouth, the fox said to the crow, "Everyone has heard that you sing very well. Is it true? Can you sing for me?" The crow stopped in the tree and swallowed the meat in one gulp. He said to the fox, "Fool, then fool."

4. Once in the office, colleagues were discussing the topic that it is easier to spend money than to make money. A colleague said with deep feeling: "I really want to break a penny into two halves." Colleague B interjected blankly: "I tried, but I can't break it."

5. Mom and Dad quarreled just now, and Mom slammed the door and went out. . . I called her: Come back soon. Dad packed some clothes and left. She was so anxious that she asked me how much money to bring. I said I would bring ten dollars. She asked me why I didn't keep my father. I said I also brought shampoo and rubbing cloth.

6. Only Mr. Wang and Director Liu are married in the company, and the two men often exchange their experiences after marriage. Mr. Wang said: "My wife may have reached menopause, and she is very forgetful. She often looks for a kitchen knife all over the house, and sometimes I really can't stand her." Director Liu: "Your situation is much better than mine. My wife often looks for me all over the house with a kitchen knife."

embarrassing! This is really embarrassing! Don't laugh! !

7. I am getting fatter and fatter after being with my boyfriend. . Grow a lot of meat. I said, I want to lose weight, I can't. What if I get fatter and you abandon me? The idiot said: I can't throw it anywhere!

8. Take the expressway by car. When the service area is approaching, the driver yells, "Be quick to go to the bathroom, and get ready in advance!" A weak question from the next buddy: "How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now? " Super humorous jokes 3

1. After several days and nights of breathing by Beijingers, the air quality in Beijing has finally improved. The new spirit of Beijing was born: "Be virtuous and fog-laden, strive for self-improvement, work hard, and create a gray yellow again!" Facts have proved once again that fog is more expensive to suck! ...

2. Cold Monday, Braised Tuesday, Steamed Wednesday, Fried Thursday, Stir-fried Friday, with happy seasoning and leisurely wine, I will make a blessing dinner for you on this weekend, and I would like to enjoy it happily.

3. People have lived their whole lives. Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you don't have money. Instead of frowning, you might as well steal to laugh. Friends often remember, and they are happy all their lives!

4. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: the beauty is unlucky ...

5. The mouse fell in love with the cat and sang: I love you, love you, just like the mouse loves rice, no matter how many storms, I will still accompany you. Cat: Don't be vain. My mother said that falling in love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism!

6. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should be hard-working and have no temper, and friends should be snot-nosed. so, dear, wipe your nose quickly during the New Year and have a clean New Year!

7. Napoleon: I can't find the word "miss" in my dictionary.

8. Eat watermelons to cool down and refresh. beauty beauty is a cucumber, clearing the intestines and diuresis is a wax gourd, and the most sweet cantaloupe. You are a family with them. Why are you hiding underground? So you are a sweet potato.