1987 Spring Festival Evening sketch "Tooth Extraction" Zhao Lianjia Wang Gang

The line mentioned in 92 1036585 is not needed for your tooth extraction. Mr. Zhao and Mr. Wang are based on traditional cross talk. See here for details.

What should I do if my teeth are sick? It doesn't matter if you go to a specialist dentist or go to the hospital for insurance. It is good to spend more and spend less, but it is not bad. If you want to have your tooth pulled out, you should ask Heather's dentist to pull it out, but you may worry about your life! It's great that you listen to him! Wow! Set up a stall in heather and put a foreign bag with so many teeth on it. This pile has at least eight or nine thousand teeth. "This man is too capable. Is he incapable of pulling out such a tooth? " How did you know? Wow, not all human teeth, but also dog teeth. It's very kind of you to listen to him. He has been to more than 20 countries, and scientists are not as good as him. He is an old scientist, and he is full of hype!

One came, clutching his cheek, his face swollen, and asked him to pick his teeth, clutching his face and shouting:

"Hey, Sir, let's have a look. Drinking water is not good, it is not cold, and it hurts to go in and out! "

"Never mind, never mind, just come to me, open your mouth, open your mouth!"

This guy opened his mouth, and he took out an iron bar from his pocket, which was a foot long and the height of his finger.

"Open your mouth, open your mouth!" He put an iron bar in his mouth and pulled it out. "Which one hurts?"

"Wow, oh, you are really painful! Ah, just this. "

"Oh, it's broken!"

"You this disease is not on the ribs, on the tendon-nerve! The hair here is inflamed, otherwise it will rot in it! This rotten, completely contagious nervous system, this rotten, you can't rely on this tooth. It's a trivial matter to plant or not. Your gums are rotten and your cheeks are rotten! Drink water and run water, eat and flow, and you will be disabled! I picked it for you here. Wow, this is the simplest thing. "

"oh! Sir, choose, does it hurt? "

"Don't worry, my teeth don't hurt here!"

It's wicked of you to hear that. His feet don't hurt when he picks his teeth, and no one hurts when he picks his teeth! Teeth are teeth, feet are feet, of course, picking teeth does not hurt, and picking teeth does not hinder feet.

"I don't feel pain, don't worry!"

"hey!"

"Come on!"

"How much is it!"

"Two dollars each, the official price!"

"Two dollars won't do. Just came to the hospital, the hospital also has two dollars. I don't have that much money. I still have four cents here. You are tired when you take it off. "

"Four cents is no good, and the net operating fee is one piece!"

Half a day's trouble is a dollar and twenty cents. Give him two dollars.

"Don't you have two dollars? You are lying! "

"I haven't eaten yet, so I have to leave 80 cents for dinner!"

"Ok, I'll give you eighty cents!"

Take 80 cents in change. Take that penny and two cents. Wow, I hit him and took out a vise in my pocket-the kind that breaks when I clip a nail prepared in advance. Take the vise in one fell swoop:

"Open your mouth!"

Scared this one: "Oh! Wow, I tremble at the sight! How to do this? My tongue hurts when I touch it. Can I stand it with these pliers? You give medicine wow, don't give medicine a piece of two you ... "

"You're right, I also know that medicine is good and money is not enough. This medicine is imported now, how much is it! You take two more pieces! "

"I don't have that much money!"

Isn't it bad luck to give him eighty cents after all the trouble? Still two dollars! Two dollars spent, this idea is more wicked than tiger pliers, so I took out a string from my pocket-two strings. Where should this thread be tied-the tighter it is, the tighter it is.

"Open your mouth!"

Put the rope on the root of the tooth. He has this head. This can't go.

"Hey, did you tie me up here?"

"Pick your teeth!"

He tied this head to the foot of the table, and this one cost two yuan to tie there. He can't walk, stand or squat, and his cheeks are more than half a foot off the ground.

"Sir, tied me here what's the matter? How much is it? "

"You wait, I'll give you medicine!"

He took a bottle out of his pocket and opened the lid. He knocked on the table like a small grave. What color is this medicine? Darkness. What medicine is this? It is the explosives in the two kicks, hemp seeds and firecrackers that were released that year. He bought it the next year and put it aside. He is in this business. Bring this bottle up.

"It's so far away, don't go near. I can't stand being close. The drug is too strong and will soon fall off. "

"How much is it?"

"It didn't take five minutes to drop it!"

Now that the money is in his hand, this can't be separated.

The medicine is also on: free, light a cigarette.

"Ah, Sir, you don't care about me. What's wrong with you smoking there? I have a toothache here ... "

"Wait, it hasn't been five minutes, and then it will fall off. Don't worry, your feet will never hurt. "

He smoked a few mouthfuls, flicked the cigarette ash, put down his hand after flicking the cigarette ash, and touched the explosive with his cigarette butt: boom!

This: "Hey, wow, oops!"

I don't feel pain in my mouth these days. Why? It hurts! Holding her cheek, I saw her teeth tied to a string.

"Hey, Sir, you this idea is really wicked! I want to know if you use this kind of surgery, and I'm still choosing it in the hospital! How hard I spent these two dollars! "

Let's leave now.

Go not half an hour, come back, blue, burying his face in:

"No, Sir, let's find a place to be reasonable! The painful tooth didn't move, you picked up the good tooth for me! "