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What routines can be used directly to chat with girls?
1. Lovely girl
Praise-style opening, out of courtesy, is easy for girls to give a response. When the girl replies, she can naughty follow the girl's words "You are cute, you accompany me".
2. Wow, this face
Surprise opening remarks, girls must ask you "What's the matter?" Then give a small compliment "This face is really beautiful."
A girl like you is not fit to be a stranger.
Girls will reply to you with "why" and "what's wrong" after receiving this kind of opening remarks, because they are eager to know the answer. At this time, it is the best choice to reply with humorous compliments. You can say "you are so beautiful that you are easily disturbed" and add a naughty expression to adjust the atmosphere. In an instant, girls are amused by you.
4. Did the girl eat?
When you start chatting with a girl by asking questions, you should give her a nickname. This nickname itself is very intimate, which can quickly eliminate the strangeness between you and pave the way for your later relationship upgrade. There will be more ambiguous nicknames for girls in the future. But this is really just the beginning.
My king is very sleepy today, so my beloved princess should stop fooling around.
This routine is role-playing, comparing yourself to a king and a girl to a love princess, making the chat atmosphere more ambiguous and interesting, and bringing the relationship with girls closer in a humorous atmosphere.
6. You drive away and don't love you anymore.
The atmosphere of chatting with girls is very high. When a girl is naughty to you, she deliberately pushes her away, but she is actually pulling her over. Because you say this sentence, you acquiesce in your relationship, which is the default trading routine.
7. I dreamed of you the other day
Whether you are really dreaming or not, you should tell the girl that the girl will ask you the picture in your dream out of curiosity. At this time, use your imagination and language skills to paint a beautiful picture in her dream and create a romantic scene she yearns for through words. This routine is called "Future Development Map", which implants a beautiful picture that may happen in the future into the girl's mind, and she will come into reality because of her yearning for the picture.
8. It is said that all the girls in your zodiac are "bad". I, a handsome boy, should be careful.
The following is a typical humorous routine. If you want to achieve humorous effect in chatting, please remember a formula: humor equals pride plus humor, proudly praise your handsomeness, and humorously tease girls' "bad" character.
9. Mom said that if you want to find someone, you have to find a fat girl, which is a blessing.
Chatting with so many girls, there is not a girl who doesn't say she is fat, even if she is not. When talking about this topic, you can use this routine to tease each other, which will enliven the chat atmosphere. At the same time, girls will also feel novel about this routine, which will easily lead to more chat topics.
10. Why not come back to me in the next century?
Sometimes girls will reply to you after a long time because they are busy. With such naughty complaints, girls are a little guilty.
1 1. If you want to like me, you must continue to work hard.
This routine is used in your affair with a girl. When a girl is interested in you, show your posture and convey to her that it is not easy for you to get a signal. This will make you more attractive in the eyes of girls.
12. It's a holiday today, aren't you going out to play?
This is a foreshadowing remark before the invitation, alluding to the girl's holiday and weekend plans. If a girl clearly tells you that she wants to stay at home, or no one asks her out to play, at this time, you should seize the opportunity to send an invitation.
The last thing to say is that the routine should not be copied mechanically, but must conform to the current chat environment, otherwise, the routine will become an embarrassing chat.
Please adopt it if it helps!
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