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Are dangerous felons in prison really as scary as in the movies?

On the contrary, people will be particularly gentle after going to prison. Young people are like shy boys, and old people are like kind uncles next door. But when you look through the file ... This shy boy is a gangster outside, robbing people, knocking them out, and now he is still living in the hospital. The kind-hearted uncle bullied his neighbor, and when the other party came to the theory, he smashed his head with a shovel. That kind old man likes to sexually assault the left-behind young girls, because he always likes to pinch the young girls' necks and get bruised, which makes things go away … but they really look like good people inside.

I know it's not intuitive, so I'll tell you a joke:

Stop cutting the cake black! It's not like everyone said! Uncle Muhammad is very enthusiastic. I asked how much is a catty? My uncle said five dollars, so I weighed two pounds. As a result, my uncle weighed me three catties. I quickly took out 15 yuan. When my uncle saw it, he quickly took my hand and said, just give 10 dollars ... just give 10 dollars. I was moved to tears! I took the weighed cut cake and handed it to the company commander standing behind me. The company commander quickly cut the cut cake into small pieces with the bayonet on the gun, and then distributed it to the comrades who were inconvenient to get off the tanker. An hour later, after dinner, everyone said goodbye to Uncle Muhammad, who sent us away with tears.

Do you see it? When a person is suddenly pointed at by a gun, he will instantly become a gentle "good citizen", not to mention that the prison represents the state machine, and the efficiency of law enforcement in it is outrageous. Outside, you almost killed someone, maybe the other party hasn't called the police yet; But inside, as soon as you come here, you are grounded there, and even as soon as you make a sound, the joint number will pull you away-no, no. If there is a real fight, everyone's entertainment will be cancelled. If there is any more drastic action and one more minute in prison, you can't even run away.

In a place where three meals a day are served to the face, work is easy, entertainment and medical care are free at night, everyone is very independent, and there are few conflicts of interest. Under such conditions, you are brain-dead, and the state machine teaches you to be a man in minutes. So, who can't do superficial kung fu? Nature looks very harmonious.

Of course, no one knows what these psychologically distorted and vengeful people think. After they go out, they have no fear of detention centers and prisons, and we have no way of knowing what they will do. In a human rights society, the rights of criminal suspects and prisoners are guaranteed, and the best conditions are used as punishment for their crimes, which affects them to kneel and beg them not to commit crimes again.

When I was an intern, I took a young man to meet his family. The boy is dull in it and looks honest. After meeting his daughter-in-law, the atmosphere immediately changed, reminding me that he actually came in because of intentional injury. Especially when he heard his daughter-in-law being bullied outside, he naturally showed an Anjiahe face and said you don't have to be afraid. When I go out, I'll make his life hell. His daughter-in-law nodded reassuringly.

I can't take it anymore. I knocked on the table. He turned around and gave me a shy smile, but there was no friendliness in his eyes.