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Suppose China's current military strength is at war with the Germans in World War II?
Now, you must have won! If you take a 65438+100000 km long clearing as a battlefield, German 65438+100000 will go to war, China 500000 will go to war, China will win, and several nuclear bombs will blow it up!
Even without a nuclear bomb, China can win the war by flying 1 10,000 yuan.
If it's hand-to-hand combat (only with a knife), China will go to war with 2 million yuan, and China will win!
If China hits100000 with a wooden stick, it must be China who wins.
But if there are 1 people in China and 2 million people in Germany, China will definitely win!
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