Who has a very funny joke? I don't want to see all the jokes caused by a slip of the tongue.

It's sunny and breezy today, and my girlfriend wants me to go shopping with her. My girl looks for clothes as soon as she goes shopping. Of course, when she tries it on, I will say, ugly in general, fair in general, beautiful in beauty, beautiful in particular. Finally, I saw my girl choose a beautiful T-shirt, and saw her smiling. I guess she liked it, too. This is not good. I held my stomach and said, "Girl," OK. "Actually, I just want to go to the toilet, but it's not a stomachache, but it's the only way to get rid of that girl. When I arrived at the public toilet, an old man asked me to pay fifty cents before I went in. " Fifty cents? Grandpa, I am a student, and I am a student. ""students are human beings, cabbage is also a dish, and mosquito legs are also meat. "I met someone superior, but I decided immediately." Grandpa, what do you have? Grandchildren? ""Of course, I have grandchildren. Why do you ask? Check the account? "The old man said in a defiant tone." How old is your grandson? ""eight years old. " "Does your grandson buy a ticket in the car?" "No" "Does your grandson want to buy tickets for the park?" "No" "Yes, cabbage is also a dish, a wolf's heart is also a heart, and a dog's lung is also a lung. Let me ask you again, did we ask people for money when we went to the countryside? Did we students ask for money when we beautified the streets? Did I receive money when I helped my old lady cross the street? " "This ... no" Obviously, the old man was right in my mind and blushed and ate. It is estimated that his heart is full of guilt and he definitely wants to find a hole to get into. I was overjoyed, and I felt a sense of victory. I pursue victory. I said calmly, "no, grandpa, take a step back." 1998 does the PLA have to spend money to fight floods? "no! Does Xu Hu have to pay for repairing the toilet? Don't! Does anyone in the park ask for money to give candy to your grandson? Don't! None, right? " The old man blushed to the soles of his feet and looked at me blankly. I continued: "Now it is a socialist society, and our great motherland is building a socialist harmonious society. Students have to pay for going to the toilet. When we were students, we used our parents' hard-earned money. Every time we spent a dime, our hearts would be torn ... ""Stop it, it's free. " The old man interrupted me in frustration. I patted the old man on the head several times and said, "It's not free. I'm not here to eat and drink for free. Besides, it's not good to come to the public toilet to eat and drink for free. You might as well charge me a dime. I said I gave the old man a dollar, and the old man quickly asked for my ninety cents back. Maybe he's afraid of finding the wrong person. He held it in his hand several times before giving it to me. When I gave it to me, I clearly saw the coin touching the old man's palm. Women's desire to buy is infinite! After walking for about an hour, I feel that she hasn't bought anything for so long, and she is almost ready to buy something. I said to her when she carefully picked out her trousers, "Girl, take your time. I will go there to buy a newspaper. Right there. " I pointed to the newsstand not far away and said to the girl. The girl gave me a "well" as an approval. I threw it away again and went to the newsstand. I asked my aunt why the newspaper was so expensive. Aunt asked me, "Reference News" at 60 cents is still expensive? I said nothing, and suddenly it dawned on me. "Aunt, do you have last year's newspaper?" "This young man, I don't sell annual reports." "There must be last month didn't sell out. Do you want to get rid of it? " "Yes, I'll give you 50 cents for two." "Less, 40 cents, 20 cents, 25 1 cent. It doesn't sound good It's really good luck. " "Well, take it." I am ecstatic. I took out four dimes that the old man had just found and gave them to my aunt. After all, the girl didn't buy those pants, so she walked around and looked around. She is very tired, isn't she? She said she would go back. I said yes, and she said she would take the bus. I ate a kilo. It costs two yuan for two people to take the bus, but I only have fifty cents on me, so I said to my girl, "Girl, the bus is so crowded and dirty that I accidentally got infected." I'd better walk back. It's healthy and fashionable. " "Is it hot to walk?" ! ""I buy popsicles and you eat them. "Before first frost, she took a grain of Yili from 2 yuan's money. I quickly put it back for her and said to the girl, "I only have one 100 and fifty cents left." Don't give me change. " The girl obediently took a 50-cent popsicle to the child. It pains me to go back to the dormitory. It cost me a whole 1 RMB to accompany the girl today. Why do women spend so much money nowadays?